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FTrebirth:
she can pass off as your blood sister or your cousin...a closely related family member of yours. she has your eyes, the shape of your face and your skin tone. you can ask anyone.

ain't talking about situations.

FTrebirth:
she resembles refi.ner.

pweetiedee:
And none of those Lekki/chevron guys have fallen in love with her.

Isn't that what Nollywood feed us with?

Ximenez:
She looks like refiner

falconey:
HBD, How old is he?....... 12??

1mmanuel:
I think it's refiner. She has those beautiful eyes

thepussyhunter:
yeah

half kenyan half nigerian

where you run go since

MrCork:
...u don't have sckoooooool home work?(no oofeense)

thepussyhunter:
i can see it bro

its no new news jareh, we kenyans are super romantic and we know how to treat our ladies

people no go comment now o

if they say kenyan man kills his wife etc you'll see dem rushing in to come curse us

rosalieene:
Hahahaha

boy: don't worry I won't put it in, I just want to use the tip to rub ur clit, its almost same as the main deal

girl: ok(later)....... ouch, it's painful Na Pls stop it, I don't want to do it yet. you promised to rub just the tip but you are pushing it inside.

boy: am so sorry baby, but baby Pls you know I love you, can't you just do this for me, everyone is doing it, there is no big deal, it's normal.

girl: no please

boy: if you don't want this, then I will leave.

(same day or days later)

girl: oh baby please don't leave me, ok let's do it.

boysmiles), don't worry, you will enjoy it, I promise and you won't regret


Chai girls af suffer...... almost all girls can attest to this.

some become good girl gone bad


lalasticlala hope you aren't a playboy too

rosalieene:
no 1 especially, you are too frigid, loosen up , it's normal so far you are a human being, ignore religious beliefs this is reality.

Teenage girls are really those that can fall easily to those tricks.
Tho grown ups too also fall to those tricks.

Refiner oya comman tell us those lines they use to work you

Dlordsamurai:
awww see my beautiful ebony wife.

Dlordsamurai:
IN the realm of the spirit, your true husband is a secondary school teacher.

redbeans:
*in tears* who I B to be loved by one of the hottest shot and runner-up miss nairaland. Is this real or i'm dreaming?


Here are some lines from my heart: no matter how expensive garri is, i must find at least 1 cup for you to dilute the beans treat i have to offer.


No matter how many men i see around you when we start dating, i will never be jealous to share. coz am a shareholder at eco bank. Just a taste of your love is enough


You are all i have, for real baby. Nothing else matters. that's why i have no mendula, no gucci, no 6 packs or beard, no savings, no property to my name, no self-esteem no functioning joystick etc.

Will you take me as i am

makydebbie:
Don't give trolls that attention dearest.

WrathOfHadez:
you be Olodo. No rhyme there. Not in sound not in sight.

WrathOfHadez:
Dumbo what rhymes in grace and frame? Can you point it out?

WrathOfHadez:
rhyme is ending in same sound. There's no rhyme there. Are you so rich in mumuism?

WrathOfHadez:
so grace and fame rhyme, abi?

WrathOfHadez:
how I wish your stupidity is as thin as your frame!
You would have carried it with grace

Smallville10:
i dont yet sha

Smallville10:
Laveda

sunshineG:
Hello makydebbie, my beautiful black princess from lands of greats like kwanme nkrumah

The beauty that keeps me awake at night and makes me dream all day

Every moment I look at your picture, my hearts beats fast

With every breath threatening to be my last

If your face will be the last I see before my death, then so be it

Your beauty will only remind me of the blissful image of heaven

Your tantalizing smile and alluring black skin only comparable with the marvelous melody of the most virtuous in heaven

Your beautifully shaped body and striking intelligence depicting the magnificent environment of a paradise

Your admirable tenacity and humility which only compares with that of a lionhearted Angel

If it is true God created a woman for every man

Then I dear say you are my missing rib

If loneliness is the feeling of depression

Then I dear say you are the Moses to lead me to my happiness

Every moment I spend without you makes my life a living heal

Every moment I will spend with you will make my life heaven on earth

sunshineG:
Sorry oh, but have i few questions
Can a wooer decide to pull out at anytime?
How will the winner get to know?
How long does this thing last?

Please don't be annoyed caused I am a novice (jjc) because I may decide to pull out if the competition is way better

Smallville10:
dont worry i already resisted it

Smallville10:
no not dat dear! Ur attraction is almost irresistable

Smallville10:
i would have chosen u to refine ma life but... Someone's takin d process

iPurge:
oh guess I wore my glasses upside down..
but if ur name is rosalyn then ur not a citizen of Nigeria.. Nigerian girls don't bear rosalyn.. they bear sidikat, funke, chioma, aminat, refiner n co

Jammiiee:
Even though I'm yet to see ur face my intuition tells me u're as beautiful as the moon on the himalayas

Your figure even though I'm yet to see
I can perceive will shame the Kardashians .
Your nose even though as wide as post
I would love to kiss every now and then

iPurge:
search no further Barbie cos ur wooer is come

Jammiiee:
What's odiegwu I don't understand the meaning. Is it because I'm very black and short nau u're doing like this? or coz of my Yam legs? Ughh