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kinglekan:
Baby forget robot lala, you have me.

lol....buh I love d robot!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Watching us burn means you'll burn too. [/color]

watching from afar dude!....and records ur voices of pain as....dat will be my ring tone

LastMumu:
Naaaahh, you still do not seem to get it milady, I speak in parables. My manhood might die with me but women from one generation to another will continue to share tales and all sort of lengendaries about its exploit during its short life span on earth. My manhood is immortal!

my dear,nobody will talk abt u....u died fighting,dats a bad way to die....and u were still little den rite?....u are still yet to start your journey here on earth,so u will be forgotten so easily....got it!

LastMumu:
Naaaahh, I might be dead but my manhood will surely live forever.

lol...which manhood?d one wey go die wif u?....come off it joor!....

op make it two....

definently....naijaboiy and stfuareyougod!...it will be a great pleasure watching dem burn and it will be a lovely music,d sounds coming from dere lips of pain!!!

beautiful ones are nt born yet!

my everyday crush is lalasticlala.... buh if he don't like me.......I fink I will try stfuareugod.....or kinglekan.....or....tosyn2much!

op....pls upgrade ur English...so we can understand wat u are saying without cracking the hell out of our brains!

LastMumu:
Something similar happened to me in JSS 3 back then in school. One of my classmates who happens to be a staunch enemy of mine was crazily crushing on my younger sister in JSS 2 and won't let her rest. One fateful evening as we were leaving school for home, my sister came sobbing with her friend (who I was also crushing on) that my classmate Emeka slapped her because she turned down his advances.
I para, I mad! I threw the books I was reading in the library away and marched angrily with tightened fist to where Emeka was. As I marched on with the two chicks trailing me with renewed hope of revenge, walahi i resemble one of the actors wey act the movie The Avengers.

Emeka gave me some thorough beating that afternoon, beat to a pulp but I still no gree back down. Na the chick wey I dey crush on save my life that day, Emeka was just about landing the finishing blow to my badly damaged cheeks when the girl and our Agric teacher came rushing in. My guy na so I for take die o.

and naso we for no knw say u dey exist self....

lmao....very funny.... dats simply the truth!

delectablegyal:
That I.diot is an introvert.

which idiot plz!

glimpse33:
She's A Lesbian

lol.....nice comment !

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]FP? Really?
Hmmm... [/color]

and wat are u laffing at

PunterTim:
Women are deceptive pretenders and you look like a tomboy!

....I will be a guy in my next world!

please lalasticlala.....FP please let's see many more reasons from oder friends!
mynd44

Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

sometimes I do wonder how some ladies behave....they love living a life full of pretense and one of there bags of pretense kept me wondering hard!

A Lady walks by the road side and coincidentally met a friend....she looks more beautiful and sexier than the friend but starts praising the friend that looks much more uglier and masculine.....it ones happened to me

one cool evening I was going out to get something in a nearby kiosk,I never did combed my hair,my clothes smells much more of curry and garlic,cos of I was preparing dinner,the cloth I put on was just an ordinary house wear....so I bumped with a friend of mine,she was coming back from a just concluded wedding ceremony,she was looking much like a queen,her shoes,her lovely black gown,her newly plaited hair and a confirm face surgery (makeup)....I was truly ashamed of myself....but immediately she saw me,she starts using some sweet words on me like
"waooo,ada is this really u?...see how u just dey shine...u just dey chop ur money alone abi!...oh,see how bright your face look,what cream do u make use of?.....oh look at your lips,oh look at..........."


I was astonished.... even a blind man can point out the most beautiful among us!!

I don't really know why ladies behave like that,please ladies in the house....what's the reason you girls love acting that way

lol.....e go make sense die!....

CaptainRahl:
@ftboy is right pls. He needs to confirm what u just said. Seeing is believing

is he my boyfriend?... nop

is he my fiancé.....nop

is he my husband...NOP!

why den should he ask me such a question

STFUareyouGod:
water!

I sometimes don't understand u.....u are nt straight foward!....

AltarBoy1:
Sure, the cash is coming very very soon. But on a side talk!!! Babe , will you accept me in my cashless state. Atleast, for the valentine.

nop!.....no money,no love!!!

FTBOY:
just to know if your hymen is intact.....no p0rn intended

and so wat?...wat do u wish to do wif d discovery

STFUareyouGod:
hmmmmmmm. Is that for me?

is wat for u

STFUareyouGod:
very rude

if dat is rude....den definitely rude must av had anoder definition,I am unaware of!

FTBOY:
would u allow me see your pvssy?

e be like say u no dey fear face bah!!!

go get some cool cash...and she will be all urs!

#teamvirgin....

same wif d gal....in fact am d gal!

l love nofin abt u!....so wat next

ntoor gi!.....big eyes never pay!

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