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BrooklynTheBully:




You should be eating what will make become fatter and stronger



My villa is located at Kenya

Do u know I eat more than u...anything...

Oh Kenya...that's a great country...

wristbangle:
Yes so why?

Cos I gat a special kinda eyes...my two eyes are small oo but I widen it when taking picx...

Nigerians!...always taking picx...

I wonder how she was while snapping this picx...

Tiwa:doc pls excuse me..I wanna take some picx of my tooth so I can post it on my media page...

Doc:carry on,that's the trend!

Pheeew...

wristbangle:
wicked madam

Why is one of your eyeballs bigger to the other?

Lol...

My eyeballs?...are u just noticing it?

makydebbie:
Hahaha...

Blind dates are always like that

Yea...so bad that I don't wanna indulge I'm it anymore...

So tell us the worst part of ur body,that if given an opportunity to change it,u will!

BrooklynTheBully:





Lol, where is that your village located once again?? BTW, you should desist from eating too much chicken

How do u know I don't eat much chicken cos I prefer turkey more and I'm gonna eat much more this month!

My villa is located at IMO state...urs?

There are various ways of killing a rat...

Why not pack out from that damn house or better still report her to the village elders or police....

Anyways,I don't believe him..there are always three sides to a story...

makydebbie:
Mehn it was terrible.


This guy wanted to see me after months chatting on watsapp. It happened in Lagos. So I agreed to meet him, we met at a restaurant. Yea he was cute and all. He called the waiter, I was about to tell the waiter I'll take fried rice, when this guy just told the waiter to give me malt, while he'll take goat meat pepper soup. You won't believe we didn't discuss anything that day, it was like he came to eat. Cos he was just eating and I was looking at him salivating. After thirty minutes of torture, nobody asked me question before I stood up and left. I blocked the guy mehn.

Lmao!
...I just can't laughing...

That was one hell of embarrassment...some guys sha...

Mine wasn't as terrible as urs...tho it was terrible...

He had been uploading picx of someone else and I was in my room dying for his cute face and body...but when we saw in reality,I felt like puking....he has a striking resemblance with an ape!...and lots of dirty pimples and to worsen it,he was way shorter!

I felt like sinking in the ground!

BrooklynTheBully:





So you're still going to the village for Christmas??

Lol...before nko izit not Christmas...where else do u want me to go?....abroad?

BrooklynTheBully:




Lol, I ain't a heavy drinker... Alcohol na for fun now


So what are you doing today??

Nothing oo...just lazying around the house...

My mom...parking luggages upon luggages...travelling next tomorrow..

rokiatu:
But her booty skinny thou.

Was trying too hard for hers to be like urs...

By d way...I like ur shoe...it's lovely
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BrooklynTheBully:



Lol, Smirnoff ain't alcoholic na... Was expecting you to mention something alcoholic


Yeah, I've taken more than alcohol before... But I ain't an addict or heavy drinker, everything na just for fun


So, why did you run away yesterday??

Lol...Smirnoff contain a little bit of alcohol tho...

U cn drink sha...

I didn't run away dear....I flew away instead

wristbangle:
Is it true that to date u, one must embark on 40days fasting?

...

Nah,u were wrongly informed...

Actually it's 777 days fasting,and I'll be all urs..

Cc mimzyy,Laveda,lanicky,makydebbie...


Share ur worst date experience...

BrooklynTheBully:




Lol, Good girl gon badt... Even Rihanna ain't got nothing on you



So tell me, have you ever taken alcoholic drinks before??

....not even Kim k got anything on me..

Yea I have but I take brands tho not drinks like gulder,star or Heineken...

Something like Smirnoff...

U?

TrapHedges:
[color=deeppink] how did yu know I like okpa
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U do?....

So no okpa for u if that picx is removed....

Just think about the yummy taste....and have a second thought

Modified:....u've removed it already ...and I was busy telling u about okpa...mtsheeew

ikbnice:
mim.zy, re.finer, Iv.vy, la.nicky, l.aveda and all those whose mentions kept flying in upandan like unsolicited sms', why don't you tag me again after the last miss Nairaland contest. It'd be next year now that you going to come again abi. Playing the Nigerian-styled politics abi. I'll be patiently waiting patiently.

....can't stop laughing....I will sure tag u again next yr for someone!

LOGDAN:
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No my dear, you don't look like one of them, you look beautiful and decent

Awww...thanks

BrooklynTheBully:




Lol, over here we call the whities like you "Ogbanje" here



So what's the craziest thing you've ever done and would you do it again??

Lol...ogbanje...spelt it wrongly...my bad..


Venturing for a night club...and yea I will wanna do it again..

TrapHedges:
[color=deeppink]you don't want to see that face
Let me go and remove my picture jhor
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Lol...why shouldn't I get a glimpse of ur face...too cute?

Remove it and i won't buy okpa for u again...

handsam:
Is that what I taught you in the other room?

Lemme engage you.

Have you ever felt lesbian oriented?

Nah...it disgust me....

handsam:
Smh.

Shake it vigorously until it fall off!

TrapHedges:
[color=deeppink]I'll say check my dp,
Don't laugh
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Oh!...the six pack stuff...lol

Sorry never meant to laugh but my teeth wanted some fresh air...

Clicked the like button but later took back my like.. ..why?..cos I couldn't see ur face...why?

I dunno what to post tho...

And when some guys see this...they will now tag all females as whores....

BrooklynTheBully:



Lol, I once went for a night class but ended up playing PES2016 throughout... So I gats read few hours to the exam and I did pass on average


Lol, But I think all ladies naturally exhibit that same character... I have a buddy like that too, you call her fool... and she is gonna start acting funny

Lol...not all ladies tho,cos I've stayed with lots of ladies and they act different...

I'm always nicknamed obanje anywhere I exhibit such character...

Well I feel for my future hubby because he will feel bad...just wanna stop it!
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TrapHedges:
[color=deeppink]Lol my body and my height
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Lol...body?

How is ur body?

makydebbie:
Thanks hun.

Worst event, was loosing someone.

Oh!...disheartening

Sorry about it...can tell how it feels tho

BrooklynTheBully:




Lol, that'll be reading one week, or few days to an examination or test.... I ain't a reading type though


How about yo??

Lol....I love doing this too...mine is just a day before my exam...and I always score more than average...

Mine is crying over a little matter....I cry like a kid...
I cry when abused,scolded,threatened,heartbreak.....I cry for anything!

And I wish to stop but I can't!

makydebbie:
My eyes and diastema

Awww...thought as much too...u gat a lovely eyes...


Tell me the worst event u ever experienced...

BrooklynTheBully:




Lol, I'm tall too now... About 5'6 to 5'7 but my face is what have been doing wonders and winning most battles for me



Yeah, your complexion makes me to remember MrCork

....

So ur smooth face are doing wonders for u...incredible!

Tell me,what's ur worst character that u wish u never exhibit...

suzan404:
My diastema

Oh...u av gat an open teeth...mine is very little,I mean the gap...

Sweet to know..