₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
Naaah..

I thought as much!

I dislike guys that sag!
well,real men don't sag
cutehector,do u sag?

Princenady:
kk
u r beautiful

lol...thanks dear

pathetic!
#saynotojunglejustice!

merry birthday!...
july born rocks!...

SANDOSKI:
Na jealousy cos am......

Thread wey person dey laugh out loud na em dem close.... Dem for ban me make everything finish.....mtcheeew.....


Naughtynaughty, hateu2, refiner, makydebbie, sexytemi, Damseyl,..... Thanks gals, Una too much...

Ddeliverer ~ I enjoy ur thread well well.... Dats my*BEST THREAD *Eva......


Smellymouth I owe u alot

who locked the thread nah?...

Nawa ooo...somebori cannot play with them again?

abeg sandy no vex...make I go treat their fvck up...mtsheew

[quote author=makydebbie post=47258118][/quote]kikikikikikkiikiki....abeg go sitdon joor...
so if they call people wey get papa,u self go come out?

SANDOSKI:
Refiner ur own don finish today .... No be tomatoes you dey sell.. I go beat you

u no well!...see as you come dey disgrace yourself...

that woman looks exactly like you...and the other girl na this ur ugly pikin...

juhan don go sell pure water for park!

you think u are doing me?...u are doing urself!

SANDOSKI:
if person no hold me ... I go wound Refiner.... U dey craze abi Na me you dey follow talk... I be warri gal... As you fine finish you come dey struggle food with me..

I get money pass Bill gate, if you no know ..


I go break bottle for here,

Makydebbie no mind refiner, Na cry dey hungry her... Naughtynaughty share dis food quick because I scarra dis table...


Refiner if u no dey fear cross dis line, make I finish you today

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if u be warri girl wetin come happen?..abi heaven go fly?....mtsheeeeeew!

fear who....why I go fear person wey no fit cook for him house...maka why?

billgate kor,billdoor nii!

abeg go kiss ur pillow joor!

naughtynaughty:
refiner sandoski and maky. Am taking my food back to d store.
I cant find my serving spoon again ooo.. How I go do nau and we can't shuk hand inside

abeg if na play,stop am oo...u see my teeth?

after all this energy I don waste finish dey drag the food I never even see,u can come dey tell us rubbish...abeg stop am oo!

makydebbie:
bia refiner...my papa dey moon ooo...no come here talk nonsence...my papa dey moon dey work..he don pay my common entrance money...i go vex ooo....no come here dey insult my mummy sandoski...you wey dey here your mate dey do miss world you dey here dey do miss ugly you come dey fight winners for this contest...i go flog ur black nyash ooo...oya comot for here...before my mummy go beat you!

kikikikikikikikiki...akuko!

which moon ur papa dey?...izit the moon wey dey una house...ur papa don deceive una finish!.

una papa no get work oo...no be yesterday,una papa come beg me tiri hundred naira....una papa jobless abeg!

ehen!...u don remind me something...abeg tell ur jobless papa make him come pay me my money abeg...cos na disgrace I go disgrace am if I no see am!

missworld kor,misswater nii!..u nko,wetin u can dey do here?


nonsense!

DDeliverer:
I no even know who to give this crown sef...

I confuse..

I go like oga smellymouth to eliminate 3 of the contestants outta the 12...

cc smellymouth

hateu2
2. sandoski
3.ladyf
4.sexytemi
5.onstelly
6 refiner
7.damseyl
8. Rukkydelta
9. ochemmieyahoo
10 Makydebbie
11. ivyy.
12. ErnieSmallzz

eliminate 3...

which kind host you be self...u no know wetin u dey do self!..mtsheeew

smello oya come and eliminate... I just dey look u!

makydebbie:
bia mummy...why na..i won chop..refiner biko...start going home before i flog you because i am going to come and flog you make you leave food for me and my mama..your long throat too mush oya dey go house you wey fine dey here and you won chop our food on top..naughtynaughty don gimme my food since sha

so na chase una dey chase me abi?..I no go go...oya come carry me!
naughtynaughty abeg wey my share cos I don vex....I go beat una hands down now...I no won hear excuse oo

maky,better start to dey vomit that ur food oo..DAT is if u still like urself!

SANDOSKI:

Refiner u dey craze ooo ... I go give u hot slap, no be now now u dey come.... Wait make I chop give my pikin... I no dey sure say dis food go reach u... No make my blood rise because of u.... Oya dey go house...

Naughtynaughty na me be ur sister, bring dry food only me fit finish am, even makydebbie no go chop

...I don vex!

if this food no reach me,u go see wetin go happen here now!...u be mama but u No fit cook food for u and ur ugly pikin...u no dey shame...u dey come drag food with ur pikin age mate!.

which kind mama u be self...I no blame u sha...I blame ur husband wey no get work,money e no get... mtsheeeew!

SANDOSKI:
Smellymouth Na my husband....

See food

Omoh I miss dis food make my phone scatter....... I dey come now now

.... Sexytemi, refiner, makydebbie, hateu2, damseyl, Rukkydelta

*dancing *Azonto*


food don show ooo

...

oboi this food get level oo...sandy abeg pack ur children one place...na now una go know say I greedy...cos na only me go finish this food!

I no dey use eyes see food oo...

naughtynaughty u try wella!

DDeliverer:
Shalom, Nasmate, dalu and all what not, to the ugly ladies of this beautiful forum....

The election result is inconclusive....none of una get monopoly to ugliness..

I no come know who to crown...ddeliverer has never seen so much ugly girls in one place..

so I'm gonna give y'all one final question...who ever gets it automatically becomes queeeeeen..you like that right?

How old is Seun?
fastest fingers....
cc

hateu2
2. sandoski
3.ladyf
4.sexytemi
5.onstelly
6 refiner
7.damseyl
8. Rukkydelta
9. ochemmieyahoo
10 Makydebbie
11. ivyy.
12. ErnieSmallzz

lmao!

seun will be 34 by July 17 this year...seun just told me now!

berlyn how old is ur husband oo!

EnigmaticEnigma:
No wonder

I saw lanicky just run past me today at shoprite, almost knocked me down sef. Guess she must have been racing to buy her some nice Holizie Prezies

Then I saw mimzy with oily lips, munching on Mr Biggs chicken. She was so ferocious, biting and swallowing without even chewing

Then ivyy, saw her at coldstone ordering all the flavors of icecream they had, she was like, "can I get this and this and this and this, ooowie, I want that one too"

Easy girls! Easy to blow money, hard to make it, Yao Ming

As for the lovely refiner, u still remain the true winner in my heart. We will surprise u one day

awwwww...thanks sweety!


I saw them too

Laveda:
That's nice
All you do is, ask.

ok dear..
do u mind sending u a pm?

Laveda:
Yes dear You stay around?

yea dear...I do!
I even put it as my sec school of choice...
I wish to know some things about it...

Muvacci:
One of your minions was gonna give away your title and I won't let that happen under my watch.

pls muva what exactly do u want from me?..

the contest is over...and u are still filled up with hatred for me?..

why change suddenly against me?

timsonpreye:
do u cry even when u are being las.... I no talk anything oh, *running away wit d speed of light**

I no even understand wetin u talk!

halfricanadian:
Dj o

ain't u the DJ...which other DJ,are u calling

Muvacci:
Spamming? Do you even know what that means

stop mentioning me unnecessarily... biko..

DDeliverer:
6. If you were an animal what would you be and why??

7. if you could be a part of Egusi soup, what part of the soup would you be and why?

8. Which word in the dictionary is spelt incorrectly??

9. In three sentences why do you deserve the crown?

Answers must be in pidgin...

cc
sandoski
ErnieSmallzz
makydebbie

6....eagle...cos I have ego sha...

7....I go be the bone for the meat becos I no say no be everybody like to eat bone..

8....na oyiba man write am...kukuma go ask am...how I go take know?

9....I deserve to be crowned miss ugly because..
*..i ugly like kilode
*...I no pure..
*...i no have have fine character,make e be like say I fine small for inside...I ugly both inside and outside....so make Una no go dey stress unaself dey carry xray abi na microscope dey go around

DDeliverer:
the other contestants don lost....we no see them again..

only dem ugly only dem no sabi book...

make we wait small for them else we go ban them...

I don reply oo

DDeliverer:
Here comes the introductory questions...

Answers MUST be in pidgin English..

1. kindly tell us your hobbies..

2. kindly tell us your bad habits..

3. If you were in a ship wreck with Seun, lalasticlala, ddeliverer and naijaboiy and you could only save one, who would it be and why?

4. How would you describe a rainbow to a blind man..

5. Which contestant do you NOT want to win MISS UGLY and why?

cc hateu2
2. sandoski
3.ladyf
4.sexytemi
5.onstelly
6 refiner
7.damseyl
8. Rukkydelta
9. ochemmieyahoo
10 Makydebbie
11. ivyy.
12. ErnieSmallzz

..

my hobbies~~i love to dey read beautiful novels and I love to dey laugh!

my bad habits?~~i love crying unnecessarily..

who will I save?~~ I'll gladly save all and loose my life...

rainbow to a blind man?~~...a colourful flower in the sky that can only be seen to show that it'll not rain again...created by God..

contestant?..none...cos them dey ugly like me..

cc DDeliverer..

ernesty20:
This is the kinda contestant i will be supporting.

A contestant who will keep appreciating me as long as long as i include his name on my signature. I like appreciation wellu wellu.

He must not forget me, even if he must forget me, it must not be in a hurry.. What happened to me during miss nairaland will not repeat itself again.. During voting, i know how many times Refiner and onstelly mentioned me, but immediately after the contest, i never see their brake light. So any guy i am supporting now must not forget me in a hurry.

He must be mature.. What do i mean by being mature? I mean when insulted, he must not retaliate.. Infact he must be ready to receive all sort of insults
from haters.. It makes him popular. Lanicky was the most insulted contestant but what happened? She won.

Last and not the least, he must be smart!!!!

lol...oya reply my pm

Muvacci:
You mean refiner, the chief looser right? Well, she gets to go home with a BIG piece of humble pie! She can eat that and also spare some crumbs for trusty slaves like you.

pls stop spamming my mentions..

Laveda:

Ai, that's okay..don't stress yourself much. Nekede is good as always.. We balling..

helo laveeee...
are u a student of nekede poly?

...

thanks oga seun for fulfilling your promise...we truly do appreciate!


bia lanicky,mimzy and ivyy...were are my shares!...make e no pass this night ooo!


cc halfricanadian...let the music roll make we shake body small..

STFUareyouG0d:
lol. Nothing actually

How you ?

I'm fine dear...and how is the contest going..

SANDOSKI:
Don't mind Refiner, I won't give her Sallah meat.....

Thanks

*sits on the floor and starts crying*