₦airaland Forum

L0velyn:
how you?

I'm laid low dear

And you? You aii?

That wasn't intentional. + its only a toddler who can't even stand without being held, what does he know?

L0velyn:
good morning warapen to your phone...Been trying to reach you?

My phone is in perfect condition ma'am.

lola024:
am Mixed..... Mum from Nigeria.... dad from Lexignton

Nice.. So do you live in Nigeria?

Just rotate it 1-1. Its better hygienic that way.

I wonder why folks are insulting him though..

Are you a Nigerian?

Have you finally slept?

Very unattractive.

Dude is a shameless hypocrite!

Men aren't virgins, we stay "chaste" and as long as you're involved in the act of romance, it doesn't matter whether you stick your dick in a pussy or not, the deed has been done! Since you're a sexually active woman, its not out of place for you to want sex and if he's too self-centered that he can't take your own feelings into consideration, then I say four years is too damn long! You should have cheated on the hypocrite and dumped his azz long ago.

Jelal0007:
Did u buy ur stupidity or did u get it for free? Ur reasoning resembles dat of an orangutan,change ur ideals man.

Oshey!


So you can now see people's reasoning abi? Yorooba moozlim

OP find a random reasonable person in your vicinity and pour your heart out. Vent, after venting, you move on. This internet ish isn't always what it looks like.

princessayesha:
Muslims dont maim....your father does

Terrorist suicide bomber spotted!

Means you should stay away from him if you plan on maintaining your nairaland virgin status.

Divay22:
I thought we were friends or we are friends on whatsapp

Probably on my old number, even though I can only recall we exchanged several mails.

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Divay22:
Yes

Cool. Can u pm me your digits?


Kindly send it to:

Shiit aint gon change. This won't stop muslims from maiming at will.

Divay22:
Nah yemi won't do that..... Yes i am.....



Not seen him around o

I guess he's busy..

Do you do whatsapp?

Bumbae1:
Lol u eh

My bro did the same .. infact they are never happy said its better i don't marry imagine


Op this is your answer ..
dolloyjoy shey u don here

Its only natural hun. Two of my sisters are married and even now, I still can't stand the thought of...

No real G can stand to see his partner in crime with his sister. One thing is, if I let my homeboy date my sis it starts to set limits to what we can and cannot do together and ULTIMATELY, the goodwill between I and my G will be solely dependent on the success of his relationship with my sister.

Jayson1:
Real Nigga!!!!!!!



Dem full your hand like groundnut.

LOL, I'll reach out to you, bruh.

Bumbae1:
u like em crazy

Lol, its hot on you though..

Bumbae1:
Most are not sensible you self know
Its the way the world is my dear .. if a guy does it they will even hail him .. if its a girl problem

If a girl bangs 3 guys one night - certified olosho with certificate
If its a guy ..... you know the rest ..its not right but if her brother not the sensible type then u can imagine how stressful it will get
Some come to blows self ..



Reii.gn will u let your sis date a classmate of yours ??

Few weeks ago, I and my sis recounted an incident that played out during our secondary school days. A tight pal of mine, behind my back, started asking my lil sister out. Now this is a guy I know too well isn't good enough for her..


Long story short, I had him marooned, twice. LOL
After the first time I beat him, my sis drew closer to him out of sympathy and like every classic love story, their "love" grew stronger... Then I had him marooned AGAIN...


This time, na him dey use him hand pursue my sister any time she comes close to him. I'll still do that over and over. Doesn't matter if I'm fvcking someone else's sister, atleast I'm not friends with her brothers.

Bumbae1:
I buy wifi credit to chat with u Aint i sweet ..

Lol, you crazy

Jayson1:
Ever ready. Bring some clean beautiful lass along.

I've got one on my right hand and another on my left.

Bumbae1:
Yessir

Wetin you buy for me

Jayson1:
Sure.

Aii I'll hit you up with my new co-ordinates.

Bumbae1:
Lol i don laugh die .. wicked !

No be small laugh.

You back?

Jayson1:
Odogwu, na wetin hustle do.



Greetings boss.

I hail you, bruh.

I sort of left the other side, are you still ON there?

Divay22:
Lol...
Having fun,the situation of this country is not bringing a smile to my face not to talk of fun,though i read a couple of news that our VP is currently working on it,i hope Nigeria get better........

Hope work wasn't stressful today?

Lol, naxo e dey everywhere o, let's hope he's actually on it and not rolling round circles like his boss.

Nah.. Not at all.

You're friends with Spade, right?

Jayson1 you scarce o...

BeautyBaebee:
hmmmm. ok

As long as he can cum when he wants and his semen isn't watery, he's A-ok.