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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Should Present NIN Before Using Restaurants - Pantami by ReoCoker: 6:18am On Nov 28, 2021
pquaver:
You must have not crossed onitsha Bridge b4.. From your utterance. I don't expect u to understand the social security ID part.
Says a daft unintelligent fellow.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Launches 2MW Solar Power Plant In Abeokuta by ReoCoker: 6:56pm On Nov 27, 2021
omowolewa:
Baba no go tired!

Chai! Fingers aren't equally
Nna ehn, this your Mozambique English ehn...

PoliticsRe: DPO Ibrahim Aliyu Ishaq Kidnapped In Edo by ReoCoker: 6:06pm On Nov 27, 2021
Rexwalters1:
See your ugly face, wethin pain me? You wouldn’t go & look for something to eat. Mumu Peasant.
Walahi, the thing pain you.... grin

RomanceRe: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by ReoCoker: 5:49pm On Nov 27, 2021
Lilsameey:
Eiiiiiiiiiiii,....omoh, nah to dey find albino like dis oooo.
Tested and Trusted... grin
RomanceRe: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by ReoCoker: 5:48pm On Nov 27, 2021
Jinsiku123:
Reading this, I nearly cum grin
grin

RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Slut--shaming Women Are Retārded Fuçks... by ReoCoker: 5:46pm On Nov 27, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
My distinguish Senator himself.

RomanceRe: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by ReoCoker: 5:08pm On Nov 27, 2021
Mehn, during my NYSC days, na so one RCCG albino sister nor let me rest with invitation to her church, so I decided to attend just to make her happy, after service, babe came to where I was sitting down receiving lectures as per first timer and requested I should show her my place so she can come pick me so we go to church together every Sunday, when we got to my lodge, I asked her to sit down and make herself comfortable, her ass nor be here. .

I intentionally pulled my trouser in her present revealing the monstrous baba caged in my white banana boxers, she started saying she will soon leave, I said no problem, then I kissed her neck and thanked her for inviting me to her church and also complimented her beauty, that kiss made her have goosebumps like turkey skin, immediately, I know say babe go don wet like where crase dey baff grin

Na so I push her gently without any form of resistance, take off her pink panties and furcked her thoroughly. Her moaning nor be here.

I miss you Agnes, you were never stingy with the pussy anytime I ask. smiley
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Slut--shaming Women Are Retārded Fuçks... by ReoCoker: 4:55pm On Nov 27, 2021
This is where we call on our Distinguished Senator mosdii.... grin
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Finally Ex Gov Yari Betrays Apc, Decamps To Opposition Pdp by ReoCoker: 4:46pm On Nov 27, 2021
Efulefu:
Why are you mentioning me
Kpelé. grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Slut--shaming Women Are Retārded Fuçks... by ReoCoker: 4:42pm On Nov 27, 2021
This one is a newbie.... Pocohantas, Cococandy and the rest started like this at some point... But dem don cool down like Psquare.

CrimeRe: Deeper Life Pastor Arraigned For Allegedly Defiling 4-year-old Student (photo) by ReoCoker: 4:35pm On Nov 27, 2021
I want to know why they adjourned the case to 18th January 2021...
CrimeRe: Evans Onwuamadike Not Sentenced To Death By Court As Claimed by ReoCoker: 4:22pm On Nov 27, 2021
BlackPantherxXx:
I have damaged this one's psyche... quoting me up and down.

You're obsessed with Tinubu and you dream of his billions in your poverty. I have probably commented once about Evans.

So ... cry more in pain grin
Baba Odé, no one ask you about the bolded information you are sharing.

CrimeRe: Evans Onwuamadike Not Sentenced To Death By Court As Claimed by ReoCoker: 4:18pm On Nov 27, 2021
BlackpantherxXx will not sleep well tonight.



BlackpantherxXx right now.

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Should Present NIN Before Using Restaurants - Pantami by ReoCoker: 4:01pm On Nov 27, 2021
Kissiemu:
I read the article and I don't see anything wrong in what he said..

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Should Present NIN Before Using Restaurants - Pantami by ReoCoker: 3:52pm On Nov 27, 2021
There we have it folks.... The Al-Queda loving Minister has asked us to present our NIN before going to our reliable Iya Basira Amala joint...


I only blame some fools who brought the demonic APC into power...
PoliticsRe: DPO Ibrahim Aliyu Ishaq Kidnapped In Edo by ReoCoker: 3:47pm On Nov 27, 2021
Kriss216:
That's where he belongs. Dirty olopa!
You Kriss ehn.... grin
RomanceRe: Your Advice Needed Here Please by ReoCoker: 3:46pm On Nov 27, 2021
A SIMP confessing his sins in a stylish way... grin



Well, we all make mistakes at some point, try to forgive yourself for those foolish mistakes you made, and never you repeat it again.


You will be fine.
PoliticsRe: DPO Ibrahim Aliyu Ishaq Kidnapped In Edo by ReoCoker: 3:42pm On Nov 27, 2021
Kriss216:
DPO loose guard. Upon his release, they should demote him with immediate effect.

I hate Nonsense!
Do you want him to return to the streets? grin

PoliticsRe: DPO Ibrahim Aliyu Ishaq Kidnapped In Edo by ReoCoker:
Kriss216:
Comrade, I dey always gbadu this your Quote. cheesy
Lol, but those boys ruthless.... grin

A whole DPO for that matter.

I just dey imagine how dem go dey inside forest now dey whip DPO Ibrahim Aliyu Ishaq yansh with koboko. grin

PoliticsRe: DPO Ibrahim Aliyu Ishaq Kidnapped In Edo by ReoCoker: 3:29pm On Nov 27, 2021
Kriss216:
The Nigeria Police should remain calm and carry out their duties diligently as we ensure to track, arrest and prosecute the abductors.



- Concerned citizens
Bro, I don taya for Nigeria matter, I nor fit lie you..

Shebi Eye Don Blind, Mirror Go Rest.

PoliticsRe: DPO Ibrahim Aliyu Ishaq Kidnapped In Edo by ReoCoker: 3:15pm On Nov 27, 2021
Country wey Blind man dey count money, wahala dey..... Now dem don kidnapp DPO for the same country. grin



Nigeria be like fowl wey nor get owner.



Wahala.

RomanceRe: To The LOML Jelly Candy by ReoCoker: 2:17pm On Nov 27, 2021
hypelodge:
Hey shuga,
I know how you feel based on the circumstances surrounding us. Babe from my heart I'm making this known to the world through this public medium that my love for you is real. I'm not using you not now or ever. My whole world revolves around you I dont know the devil has to poison your heart with the evil thought that your one and only boyfriend, besties, husband, father, lover and soul mate doesnt really love you.
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: ANYDAY I EVER LEAVE YOU AT MY OWN WILL MAY I NEVER FIND THE GOOD THINGS OF LIFE. I LOVE YOU FOREVER THAT IS FINAL.

Your Honey,
Jeffrey Henry
Dear SIMP,

This girl wey you dey use do Dp, some guys dey lash am steady....

RomanceRe: To The LOML Jelly Candy by ReoCoker: 2:15pm On Nov 27, 2021
southniyikaye:
grin
A very SIMple man
Dem don give this one HEAD he come dey misyarn.
The full blown Efulefu will think he is in love.... Very SIMPathetic fellow.

RomanceRe: My Brothers Wife Has A Very Strange Odour by ReoCoker: 2:09pm On Nov 27, 2021
Casterboy:
There's this Odour that booms out whenever my brother's wife passes me, I've been keeping it secret, but I can't take it anymore. My brother and her wive came to my place to visit me, they've stayed for two weeks.
My only problem is this strange Odour that comes out from his wife's body. Should i let my brother know about it or should i mind my business. Nairalanders should advice me, matured mind only.
First of all, correct this your Made In Ogbomoso English.

Secondly, get her a good soap and perfume and let her know in a respectful manner why you got it for her....


Lastly, mind your business.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Finally Ex Gov Yari Betrays Apc, Decamps To Opposition Pdp by ReoCoker: 12:47pm On Nov 27, 2021
Asgard73:
If Apc seize to exist tomorrow.. Na Yoruba mouth killed and buried it.. with their media propaganda and hype of Tinubu..

The literally abuse all northerners .. then same mouth.. try will try to incite north against south.. forgetting that Nigeria is 53+ and each region in Nigeria know how other region behave and act..

Bayerebe is not just a northern word for Yoruba people is an identity that have stick with Yoruba people up north.

The remaining will be done by Baguda and his generals
My brother, I just love how the North are playing their politics... They see how Bobo Chicago have been going on bended knees like an ALMAJIRI to solicit for support for his 2023 ambition...

This move by Yari is indeed a big statement from the North, and I trust others to do same before the 2023 elections.

I trust my Northern brothers, they'll make the Iragbiji born cocaine lover called Tinubu another Internally Displaced Politician just like the way they used and displaced the Khaki wearing clown.

PoliticsRe: Breaking: Finally Ex Gov Yari Betrays Apc, Decamps To Opposition Pdp by ReoCoker:
seunmsg:
Dave Umahi and Ayade are not useless. At least, they did not abandon their states to the control of bandits. Zamfara without Yari is still a very strong APC state.
If you are talking of a useless governor who abandoned his State for Terrorist bandits to control, it is definitely Nasir El-Rufai the moroniic dwarf.


If you are talking about real stupidity from a governor who abandoned his people, State projects just to lick the hairy buttocks of Baba Lifeless, then Ben Ayade is the governor.


If you are talking of a dunce and Efulefu governor who can allow the Nigeria Military wipe off his people because of a vice president slot, then Dave Umahi is the governor.
CelebritiesRe: Sound Sutan’s Wife, Farida Fasasi Celebrates His 45th Posthumous Birthday by ReoCoker: 12:27pm On Nov 27, 2021
Sound Sultan; All round entertainer, Baba Jagbajantis, A King, creative genius.... Who nor know you nor know book at all.

We still dey try to solve BODMAS for here.


Happy posthumous birthday Baba and keep on resting Peacefully.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Finally Ex Gov Yari Betrays Apc, Decamps To Opposition Pdp by ReoCoker: 12:21pm On Nov 27, 2021
seunmsg:
Good riddance. He was extremely useless as Governor.
You are very correct my dear, same way Dave Umahi and Ben Ayade are extremely useless.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Finally Ex Gov Yari Betrays Apc, Decamps To Opposition Pdp by ReoCoker: 12:19pm On Nov 27, 2021
efighter:
Gambari pa Fulani, ko ni Ejo ninu.

Have you ever seen a politician that is not irresponsible?
You are very correct.... Tinubu is leading the pack of Irresponsible politicians.

PoliticsRe: Tanko Yakassai: Tinubu Visited Me To Seek Support For His Presidential Ambition by ReoCoker: 8:48am On Nov 27, 2021
freeborn02:
I can't remember asking your suggestion on who to vote for.

Why are you so hooked on Peter Obi? Do you see him in your dreams? Or did he use and dump your mom?
Brilliant reply...


That Tinubu asslicker is trying to be clever by half.

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