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"Rrrnnngg" the alarm clock woke up in the calm of the morning. "5 o clock already " I said with a hint of tiredness in my voice. I looked down to find myself bare. Last night was not a dream and the boss really sucked me off. I jumped outta bed and for the first in three years I was excited to get to work. I had a shower and took a light meal of toast bread on the go.
I parked my car at my usual spot and turned to see whether the boss was already here. Her black jeep was there alright.... I could never forget how much more intimidating she looked driving that beast of a car. I looked at my salon with disappointment. "I just need a damn promotion!!." I went into the skyscraper that sucked my soul each day I worked there- Rubetech, one of the world's leading tech enterprises. I worked at finance which was at the 28th floor. I took the elevator up only to meet my good friend from logistics -Tunde. "Bro, I was calling you yesterday night didn't you see my missed calls? " he asked without a proper greeting. " I was, cleaning" I said without looking him in the eye. "Jeez...we'll meet up later doing your break " he said as I reached my floor. I waved him goodbye as I got down. I went to my little cubicle and let out a sigh. "Same old thing everyday" . I was about to begin work when I got message that the boss was calling me. I went to her office without hesitation. She was doing something on her system before she beckoned me to sit. "What happened yesterday doesn't change anything " she suddenly blurted out while mashing her keyboard. "I'm still your boss" she said in her usual demeaning manner. I was confused. A rush of emotions suddenly flowed through me. It was a mix of sadness and anger, I felt like she was done with me and it hurt more than I thought it would. " You may leave" she said without once looking up. As I stood to leave she stopped me " One more thing" she said in her bedroom voice "Fucck me"

One does not simply grow a dick..... This is bullshit

I didn't even finish this shii..... It causes cancer??... It causes sperm disability.... It makes women lose their womb? ..... You sir are an illiterate with no hope of redemption. Go buy yourself a book before you embarrass yourself next time.

Your list is pretty much terrible.... The disadvantages that you speak off are non existent. Oh and woman masturbate less than men?.... Go back to your cave and fap kid.

Flat asses scare me..... Big asses comfort me..... Plus it feels great making a dick sandwich with two scrumptious ass cheeks

Damn.... I always imagine myself being this good.... But I just can't seem to breakthrough. I'm glad that there are people like this that prove that if given a chance Nigerians can be a force to reckon with. I wish her goodluck.

Lol.... When will people realise that it is not a matter of sin with these guys?.... The people that swear on their keyboards that they could kill any homosexual are doing so because of they feel it is disgusting, no need to use some bullshit ancient text to justify anything. I was once anti-gay until I travelled out. I met a lesbian couple with whom I had a very enlightening talk with. They were people and they seemed normal. I went back with the mindset that as long as they aren't raping anybody, I simply shouldn't give a Bleep with whom they sleep with. Jeez it's a consensual relationship between two adults!!... Why are you guys not attacking the bastards that kill this country economically?.... I really wish we were more open minded

Jeez this thread is toxic.... Keyboard warriors speaking about fighting when most of them haven't even seen blood. The man is still a Nigerian, he is free to visit Lagos but that doesn't mean he should come to Lagos to agitate people. Seriously why are people so easily swayed in one man's ambition ? Do you guys really want a civil war repeat?. Do you truly believe that if a new country is established, this person would bring you all to prosperity?. Why do normal people have to involve themselves in the struggles of stupid leaders?. Nigerians could achieve much more if we didn't have these petty struggles.

dollytino4real:
pls am jus thinking aloud

.... I wasn't tackling you tho....

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dollytino4real:
there was a time 50cent called her sceptic tank on ig

For real Oh and it's septic

dollytino4real:
there was a time 50cent called her sceptic tank on ig

For real

It was amazing. I'd never been sucked off this expertly before. She had handled many before me and she wasn't afraid to showcase her skills. A chill ran down my spine when I thought of all the partners she must of had but it quickly disappeared when she circled my tip with her tongue. "A-aah" , I let out . I was about to burst a nut and she knew. She gave me a dirty look and started working harder on my meat. "I'm a-about to cu-" , she abruptly wrapped her arms around my waist and pulled me until I was completely in her throat. I released immediately and she just kept swallowing while gasping for precious air. I pulled out and sprayed some on her face and body as she coughed up some of my seed. She then looked into my eyes and tried to kiss me. I shyly turned my face."Guys and their double standards" she said jokingly as she placed a peck on my cheek . She stood and cleaned her face and body with my towel then proceeded to dress up and leave. " Where are you going? " I said as my boner had already repositioned itself. She smiled as she noticed " Work tomorrow.... I'd be sure to stop by after ". "But what am I supposed to do with this" I said as I was pointing at my raging John Thomas. "Grab the Vaseline I saw in the drawer earlier" she said with a devilish grin "But make sure you come to work on time tomorrow." " Yes boss" I said with a defeated shrug of my shoulders. I just received head from the head of department (ironic isn't it). The same woman who fired more people than the other bosses joined together, the same beauty who couldn't be approached because of how she seemed so powerful and affluential, was just here in my apartment, choking on my meat. "This is going to be one heck of a ride" I said to my raging "little" friend. I glanced at the Vaseline in the drawers then back at my unsatisfied buddy " Well I have to get to work on time so let's get to it " I said as I grabbed the lube. Tomorrow was going to begin the most amazing chapter of my life and I knew it.

tosyne2much:
Looks trashy to me.. I'm a fan of decently dressed ladies

Same bro...all these others that are in her defence could probably smash a monkey if it had big ass tiddies

alexis007:
Attack my line of logic...not my person nor my age. And as for the age talk, some "children" have better judgement and common sense than adults these days

Yeah kid that's why you want a tyrant to rule us.... Take a look at Swaziland, North Korea and many other countries under tyrannical rule before you make such an absurd statement boy...

whizzyleejr:
Sure,,,the Bible and the Quran is against it, and that's where the law governing the world is formulated

Nigeria is not a religious state tho.... Religion shouldn't play a part with laws

limamintruth:
I really don't care!

I feel the same way.... As long as they aren't raping anybody it doesn't strike me as a crime

aaccountable1:
ur issue is not with the degree of punishment but why it is illegal. so why do u want gay legalised?

I simply think people shouldn't give a Bleep about what those people do.... It shouldn't be illegal at all but I wouldn't want my daughter or son to be gay

Lunagirl:
There is no amount of eating right and doing squats that can get you that "supposed to be a banging" body. You either come with it or get it naturally via surgery.

You can actually exercise to modify your ass.... That size however is another story

apexJ:
it wouldn't be as disgusting as d example i gave....fuckoff ma mention gay ass nigga lyk yu

Gay? I've probably gotten more pussy than you've seen while wanking..... In fact I'm sure that a lot of them are related to you

Etizz:
I never said I hate dem actually, told u they are not alright spiritually and mentally....

beside, if I hate her I won't correct her

Well I agree with you to an extent.... It has something to do with their minds and till now there hasn't been a 'cure'.... I just don't get why people would kill them for what they cannot control..

Etizz:
spiritually, mentally and emotionally, she's not alright and I have to correct that immediately.

But will you hate her?

Considering the fact that I'm a certified asspert it's safe to say that this is gross asf

Her proportions are way off.... Gross

The smell sucks.... But when you have to smash.... You just gutsa

Those tits tho.... I r8 8/8

SmartchoicesNG:
I don't owe you a explanation.

Then you shouldn't be on a discussion thread

Etizz:
not spiritually and mentally.... their ways of life is absolutely different from ours.... Dats if u are not one...... don't u think so?

Apart from having a different sex life it isn't much different. When I first went outta the country, I met two women who were a couple and we had a talk that really opened my mind. If your daughter came up to you and told you that she's gay, would you burn her?

apexJ:
who says dat shit is mediocre?? how would u feel if u walked into a room and see a nigga banging ya broda on d table??.......nigga don use words u dont kw de meaning

I know the meaning of mediocre... It isn't some big word.... And your example is pretty stupid..... If you saw a dude smashing your sister on the table won't you feel repulsed?

veeflamesnl:
Oh, and I mention how awesome Splatoon 2 is? No, I did not? Well, Splatoon 2 is awesome.

You own a switch?.... Lucky.... Well I'm a strategy fan all through and I've played all the strategy games you mentioned.... Rabbids+ Mario looks like something I'd sink my teeth into if I had a switch

Etizz:
which kind question be Dis...... gay na human being?

Well they are....

apexJ:
bros u geh tym sef....me na shoot on sight....i seriously tink op na GAY if not
hin no go de post dis kind rubbish

Miss me with that gay shiit. I'm not at all, I'm just asking the reason y'all want to kill a human being for such a mediocre reason