₦airaland Forum

Afeni:
The only person I talk to on Yahoo that posts on dairyland is alibi. I think I might kills myself if I got contacted by Eves eh or any other loser on IM. Better to die than to be forced to hold a one-one conversation with people that show no regard for proper use of language. Right?

Hahahaha. What do you have against Eve?

Afeni:
You have all your information (Instant messenger, email, e.t.c. on your profile). Its like you are desperate to be contacted by someone.

I keep all that information hidden. I don't need Eveseh, KC, 2fine4u, Hotstepper or anyother nairaland girls sending me love notes and nude pictures.

On yahoo, people add me and I block them. It's usually like this 'Asl'. I block and delete them immediately.
I'm an open person, if you talk reasonably, I won't block you.

Afeni:
I should get glasses. My vision is ok, but I know its far from 20/20. I might get contacts instead.


Oooo wait, I have a steady supply of semen to use to cure my illness. Lucky me! If only you had semen too. Too bad girls don't have that. Poor you.

Wtf? Eww. From far, my vision is 1/10

Afeni:
I notice you are wearing sun glasses in your picture. Are you eyes that sensitive to the sun? You know come in the eyes would act as a natural barrier to shield your eyes from the sun radiation. If only there was a place for you get quality, fresh semen on a daily basis. And no, your 31 year old man won't do. Its come is aged.

Hahahaha. I wear glasses, I can't see from far.

Imanub:
you should go to germany to celebrate with the germans and making party instead of hating people you don't know, and may be, if you would feel the actually atmosphere in germany, you would mention that all your anti-german stereotypes are nonsense, but if you want, still further hate the germans, if you feel better than, i don't know.

Omg, I was kidding. I don't hate Germans. Calm down, I want England to win, that's all.

Afeni:
I never play hard to get. I try to be as available as possible. You never know when you might need a girl for a booty call.

Hahahahaha. Typical boy.

Afeni:
I don't think you are playing shakara, afterall, no one is trying to get anyone.

Besides, anyone that so much as puts up an ounce of shakara against me, is getting dropped. Save that for the little boys.

Exactly. Besides, I'm not hard to get.

Imanub:
ah, i don't keep my "rotten" shame to myself, but im sorry, i didnt see that youre from belgium, commonly those ignorant wwII bullshit ("those hitlers" is the vocabular of the english (particulary by the english tabloids), but this was, to be apparent, heady by myself,

Actually 'hitlers' is commonly used where I live, among my friends. I don't like Germans. Call me a racist if you want.

I think Ballack is hot though.

Afeni:
You have to touch the dough like you would a women. Firm, but not too rough. You rub the outside, and then you finger the edges. Then you spread it open and lay the sauce. After, you gently lay on the cheese. Done!

Really, that is what you are supposed to do.

OOoooh, Hahahahahahahaha. Hahahaha.

Zahymaka:
Retro, when I said Afeni was going to sweep you off your feet, I knew what I was saying -- or is it 'shakara' you've been doing?

He isn't sweeping me off my feet, we are conversing. What is 'shakara'?

Why not.

Afeni:
Back to my pizza making skills, I have dated dozens of girls without saying a word to them. All I do is make my pizza for them and next thing I know, we are in bed.

Ohh!! Freak!

Afeni:
lol. I am somewhat lazy usually, but I can't resist a good challenge. Climbing the rank of leadership and then eliminating your enemies (firing) is just too entertaining to give up. I better kool it down a little before I get murdered by a disgruntled past employee.

Hahahaha. Wicked soul. Although, I agree, it IS fun.

Afeni:
Why, are you one of those slacker workers?
We have a few of those working at the store. Always on break or chatting on the phone.
If I was high enough, I would purge them from the store.

When I was at my old job (Assistant Manager), I use to make list of people and at the end of the month, I'll call them in to have a chat. Of course, they were going to get fired, but I made it seem like they still had a shot at keeping their job. Its fun seeing people grasp desperately. Kinda like mice.

I'm lazy. Anyways, work is too much for me. It's boring.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg462906#msg462906 date=1151757937]svs, you took the words right out of my mouth.
retro seeeeeeeeeeeee, Afeni has a human side.[/quote]Hahahaha.

svs:
guys am listening ohh,keep posting

Hahahaha.

Afeni:
Yeah. I am a super visor at a womens department store.

The work is soo easy.

I was an assistant manager at a Pizza store and it was hell. I have never been under so much stress my entire life.


I like working. Gives me something to keep my mind busy. Plus you get to meet kool people.

Pizza? I love Pizza, I want some Pizza right now. You work at a women's department store? Lucky you.

Afeni:
Are you working in the summer?

Me? Work? You don't want me working for you. Are you working?

Afeni:
pidgin is not even a dialect. Pidgin is a term for poorly educated people that fail while trying to communicate in English. I have never used.


I bet you won't prefer 31 when You are in 40s and his shxt don't work. lol

Lmfao. When I'm 40, he'll be 53. My boyfriend's going to use viagra, it's a MUST.

Afeni:
The scary thing is that what you see here, at nairaland, is the best that Nigerians have to offer when it comes to English proficiency.

The Nigerian education system puts too much emphasis on mathematics and not enough on communication.


I speak English and a bit of Yoruba. I took French for 5 years (A's, B's, and C's) in it, but I can't remember a word of it. Honestly, I find the language annoying and needlessly complicated. Why exactly you need to convert just about every word to masculine or famenine is beyond me.

Hahahaha. I don't speak any Nigerian dialect, not even the famous pidgin. My parents never taught me. My dad speaks yoruba.

Afeni:
I am only interested in dating people around my age now. So, 18-21 would be about perfect. Definitely nothing below 18. I am not interested in babying starry-eyed retards.

I can't date an 18 year old, hell no. 21, maybe? I prefer 31 though. Haha.

Afeni:
My first girl friend was 22 when I was 15. Thats as far as I have gone when it comes to age difference. Its really not all its cracked up to be.

Come to think about it, a 22 year old dating a 15 year old would make her a pedophile ewww

I don't know. I've always been attracted to men. When I was 15, I dated guys my age, but only a few. My boyfriend's 31, 31! I just turned 18. I don't see myself with someone younger than 25. 24-23 can pass though.

Afeni:
I see. But if I were you, I won't be so keen on saying Nigerians speak good English. Its like you haven't seen the posts on this forum.

So, there are no native Belgians? or did the natives just adopt foreign languages?

Oh my God! Exactly. I argued with some guy about that. 'dey tak lyke dis'. It's so annoying. No grammar knowledge at all. Anyways, native Belgians? I don't think so. Actually, the Dutch we speak is called 'Flemish', it's a dialect. That's all.

I don't speak Flemish perfectly, I'm still learning at school. I speak French fluently though.

Afeni:
I hope 16 is legal age for consent in Belgium.


Your English is really good. What language do they speak over there?

I was a minor when we met. 18 is legal. Haha. Don't die.

Dude, I'm half Nigerian, half Bahamian! Haha. That's why my English is good.
Over here, we speak French and Dutch. The French hate the Dutch and vice versa.