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Afeni:
I don't believe you. Even if what you say is true, size is not everything.

The way you use it is just as important.


Is the guy with the 8 inches the 29 year old you are dating? (that is the age your date. right?)

Who wants you to believe me? Ha! Of course, size isn't everything. I was just being sarcastic, relax!!!

My boyfriend is 31. We met when he was 29 and I was 16.

svs:
i loooove romantic comedies
i love romantic films without comedy as wel
my best is The notebook,after Titanic

Titanic is bleh. A walk to remember is wonderful though.

Afeni:
Have you slept with a guy less than 8 inches?

I don't think so. You really got me thinking. Maybe I did but the guys were probably 15/16. I can't remember.

Afeni:
Screw you!

Thats what they all say. But once they get in bed, all they do is whine about how it is "its too big".

Talk is cheap.

Whine? Who whines? I've been bleeping an 8 inch guy for almost 2 years now.

I LOVE Wimbledon. I'm a Murray, Federer, Roddick, Henin, Clijsters, Venus fan. I'm supporting Henin and Clijsters more because I'm a Belgian.

Afeni:
Is that good?

Yes, and that is the lenght when it erect.

Jesus, no it isn't. I bleeped an 8 inch dude. Actually, that's all I've been bleeping.

Afeni:
I measured my you know what on this thread. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-15556.32.html

It came up to 6.7 inches. Now, if that is too small for you, well, I might suggest that you spend less time on the street corner. All that action is making you loose.

When it's erect = 6.7 inches. Lmfaooooooooooooooo.

Afeni:
Thats good to hear. I must warn you, you might need to open a lot wider so it can fit.

*unzips pants*

Open up!

It's too small. Sorry.

Afeni:
retro, thats a pretty picture in your profile. But I have one question, why is your mouth semi-open? Is it that accustomed to having things shoved in there?

note: this is an honest question. If you find anything said above offensive, get your head out of the gutter.

It's semi-opened because it needs your d*ck.

Afeni:
retro, I am going to be the "man" and let this go to rest. Have a nice day being notta an "asshole". Enjoy!

You are going to be the man? I thought you were already the man. Asshole.

Afeni:
Stop being so mean. The truth of the matter is that I am no more an asshole than you are. The only difference is I have the balls to say whats on my mind. So, princess, grow some balls or take it like a xxxxx.

I do say what's on my mind, you idiot, I just did that with you. I might be an asshole to some people but you're more an asshole than I am.

Zahymaka:
Why the aversion? You have to give reasons. I wish Afeni were here - he'd sweep you off your feet.

He might be sarcastic, blunt, annoying and not a christian but he's a jerk which is something I'm not looking for.

Zahymaka:
Have you heard the term 'by fire, by force' before? J-Girl, she doesn't realize what she's missing out on - hook her up sharp sharp!

Afeni has all the attributes you seek.

Nooo, isn't there someone else? If not, no, thank you.
Ew.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg462165#msg462165 date=1151698346]Afeni is the only one that fits that description on Nairaland. I have never seen anything like him[/quote]Lmfao. Fine then, I prefer being alone.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg462158#msg462158 date=1151698162]retro that is afeni for you. You can match up with him anytime[/quote]No, no, no. Someone else.

Imanub:
those hitlers? sorry, thats so typical english, shame on you!
no eyes for changes and reality in modern germany, !?

berlin, berlin, we're going to berlin! ;-)

Shame on me? I don't feel ashamed. You can keep your rotten 'shame' to yourself, freak.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg462135#msg462135 date=1151697208]yeah we got cute guys here but they are all taken[/quote]Woot, you're here. Match make me! I want someone who's sarcastic, blunt, annoying, definately not a christian.

Damsal:
@retro
why are you freaked out cause i'm 19 or cause i've never been in a relationship.

You're the first 19 year old who hasn't been in a relationship, I've met.

Haha.

Damsal:
i've never been in a relationship and from what i see around i don't think i'm missing much.

You're 19. You've never been in a relationship? It's no big deal, I'm just freaked out.

I don't see who's a match for me here. I'lld prefer someone sarcastic, blunt, annoying (not like Rhodalyn), not a christian. Is there anyone like that?