₦airaland Forum

blingxx:
The fact that you are here on nairaland not zululand answers your question 😂😂 relax bro you are not as smart as you think

I have no option

I didn't asked to be born here

I'm sure if you had an option you'd never choose this hell hole

wiseone28:
But you will steal more than Emefile if you are given a chance in power.. We all are the cause of Nigeria's problem

I'll implement death penalty and make all public post ran by elected volunteers with all accounts monitored.

No salaries will be paid to them but stipend will be given for their needs.

Will make the position as unattractive as possible for anyone who wants to rule

You're a thief, not everyone is like you

CandyOps:
So i never change oil for like 1 month now.

Major reason is because I moved from my house into a shared space.
because of that, I no longer follow up with my babes them.

before you know it, one month done pass. Going to two months now, Johnny never see Congo. Talk more of shining it.

So one thing i noticed is that i now have a lot of wet dreams especially after a period of 3 to 4 days in between each dream.

You know it takes an approx of 3 days after changing oil for a man's swimmer cells to come to another full maturity.
One thing i've noticed during abstinance is that your awareness to women increases.
The way you notice women increases as against when you are getting it steady.

You tend to stare for a few seconds longer than usual at women.
You tend to sexualize even the most mundane thing about women... like when she casually bends over
You sleep and your mind forces you to dream about women you already admire in your every day life.

It's crazy i hope i don't get to a point where if i sneeze i go sneeze out cum
Make next year reach first.
maybe i go use my slim Princess take change oil

Seems you need an exorcist

You shouldn't be experiencing what you listed rather the opposite.

jazzman7711:
NOTHING LIKE IT IN UK.

NOTHING LIKE IT IN FRANCE.

NOTHING LIKE IT IN GERMANY.

NOTHING LIKE IT IN AUSTRALIA.

NOTHING LIKE IT IN CANADA.

I SAW THEIR CELEBRATIONS AND THERE WAS NO TOWER LIGHT WHATEVER INVOLVED.

SO WHAT IS YOUR FCKING POINT?

ASSWIPE.

All these countries you listed are light years ahead of Nigeria.
While south Africa is at Least 100 years ahead.

Compare Nigeria with other African countries.... There's no country outside Africa Nigeria can be compared with

blingxx:
Another dimwit impressed by fireworks 😂😂😂

Lol, fireworks aside can you compare south Africa with Nigeria infrastructure and standard of living wise?

🤡

Everyone have left the shythole called Nigeria behind

Nnamdipapa:
Enugu without drinking water?

That's the old capital of eastern region.

Lagos get good water? 🤔

Strictlygreen:
If you live in a glass house don't throw stones. Sey the OP have found his match now? Ode!

What's this man Ronu savage talking about?

Nnamdipapa:
And yet, our people are trooping to the same SW ennasse you should be ashamed of yourself.
In the next elections, I doubt if Obi will get any vote from the SW with this despicable attitude.

They carry sea port keep there... What do you expect an Igbo man to do?

Imagine if we had Biafra with our capital Enugu

We won't need these dirty disgusting skull mining savages for anything

That glorified village

WesleyPepper:
The end of the year has been tough for the osu Igbos.
Hundreds of their men are daily being picked like beans in various airports of the world for drug trafficking .
While Yoruba men are enjoying the end of the year balling in various tourists destinations, osu pigs on the other hand are steady defecating ‘pellets of developments’ ( also known as cocaine) in various NDLEA centers .

Comparing the great Yorubas to the Indians is a very big compliment in my honest opinion.

India is one of the top 20 economies of the world .
India is technologically more advanced than any country in Africa.
They have a stronger military and a nuclear power as well.
An Indian was recently the prime minister of the UK .
India has a robust health care industry that can rival most western country. Heck! India is a destination for Nigerians seeking advanced healthcare.
India has no domestic terror group like the 4th deadliest terror group in the world known as IPOB

India is also poised to be a leading super power in the next 50 years .


Ibhoes on the hand can be like likened to the Somalis.
A people who has never been close to any development. Dregs of the earth and synonymous with strife , turmoil and underdevelopment.

Iboland is desolate and Hobbesian .

Rather than the Ibo man to emulate a country on the upward trajectory like India, he’s busy dedicating his worthless time smuggling drugs .

Today , every indices point to the fact that Iboland is closer to being a Somalia than India .

The Ibhoes lack self awareness and are content with their backward society that is still millions of years away from civilization .
A people whose preferred protein is human meat .

With these few points of mine,

Ladies and gentlemen, would you rather be an Indian or a Somali??

What's this mad man typing

Salewa97:
Yoruba people are the only people in the world with the same surname as their country.

Would you want to be like them?

What does this even mean?

greatiyk4u:
We have since vacated the Yoruba woman we rented a full house to in the village for free, she packed over 20 other women mostly with babies selling Agbo for here in the same 4 bedroom apartment and they messed up the whole house and compound with 6 months


Even with functional water cystern toilets and bath, they still preferred defecating inside leather bags and be throwing around

This is beyond joke oooo

Unfortunately instead of improving and educating their people they'd see this post as an attack.

People really hate the truth.

You can never find this pic of any other tribe in. Nigeria other than in south west and in broad daylight

JagabanBorgu:
Why is it that the dirtiest city in West Africa happens to be in the most developed location in the region of the tribe of the person making the post?

Who's this one

4. Rickety means of transportation
If you've been to Lagos I assume you've seen those yellow 1950 buses
A literal eyesore and immediately a huge turnoff to any tourist.
Those yellow buses and keke alone makes Nigeria and Lagos look like a 5th world slum
Same with India.... In India you'd find yellow disgusting keke up and down with dirty old buses carrying overload.

3. Infrastructure Yes, Maintenance culture 0

Both groups can be praised for having minimal infrastructure in their geographical location but 0 maintenance culture.
I've never in my life seen a building or any environment in Lagos that's dirt free.

You must see trash everywhere and anywhere
A literal shythole.... Same with India

Basic123:
Drug and fake products money 😆
Money and wealth they can't declare the source enough to appear on Forbes.
Dirty criminalistic baby factory products
Na grandiose delusion they cause that your second to the last paragraph.

The last paragraph is a fact and even you know it

During the last election in Lagos state once you're a bit fine, dress well and looks well fed Yoruba thugs in Lagos will tag you as Igbo.

Why the girls if they're beautiful and fine or light skinned the agberos will consider them Igbo irrespective of their original tribe

2. Poor hygiene

Both cultures share extremely poor hygiene.
The people of South West are generally considered as having the poorest hygiene 🪥 in Africa while their counterparts in India are considered the stinkiest in Asia and the whole world.

I've been making some observations for a while now and couldn't help but notice some similarities between the people of South West (Yoruba) of Nigeria and the Indian people of Asia

I'd be listing my observations so far and you tell me what you think.


1. Public defecation/street shytting

The people of South West and India share this behaviour as it's deep rooted in their culture.
They just let nature take its course anywhere and anytime... Interestingly both of them could afford a toilet if they want to... But they just prefer doing it outside and anywhere.

Goodmarlian:
Olodo

Monkey 🐵

Measle:
What concerns yoruba race with this topic?

Yoruba is a tribe not a race

You Ronu are the worst breeds on the planet.

Nigeria is currently 10x damaged than last year and you're here typing rubbish.

How much is fuel in the slums of ogomosho were you reside compared to last year?

Sine they gave birth to you in Nigeria have u ever experienced 7 days of uninterrupted power supply?


I'll literally blow your head off with a gun if opportuned

All these Yoruba girls

Imagine federal capital looking like a glorified jungle.

God I hate this country 😭😭😭

Ofemannnu:
An ugly pig like you is afraid to post the pigsty called SE Igboland.
Shame on your drugged,rotten teeth and flat headed cannibal flat head.
I spit on your dirty,ugly,cannibal,table flat head.
Which tribe can be as ugly as cannibals?
Ugliest tribe in Africa.

Most beautiful male and female in Africa currently from Igbo.

If you want to see pictures of south east so bad go and create a thread and post it


Lazy Ronu pig

Ugly Choneheaded monkey

Ofemannnu:
A pig like you is afraid to post the pigsty called SE Igboland.
Shame on your drugged,rotten teeth and flat headed cannibal flat head.
I spit on your dirty,ugly,cannibal,table flat head.

Dirty Yoruba mo nkey

Go and create the thread and start posting your brown 🟤 roof rusted shythole state

A literal smelly shythole of a state


I can smell the stank of Oyo state from here self

Useless ugly pig

Ugliest people in Nigeria

Basic123:
You can even add quadrillonaire Lol ,the joke is on you of you don't appear on FORBES list


Who what you call yourself help but what you are actually are!

Empty boastful chesbeaters

Useless dirty tribe

Skull mining bastard

Forbes list khill you and your paralyze your prick phool


Igbo peoples wealth are evenly spread amongst its people.
We don't foooolishly hoard stolen government money somewhere why our people starve that's why we're the richest tribe in Nigeria.


Even in your useless south west if someone appears clean, a bit good looking or well fed your people will claim they look Igbo.


In a nutshell if someone is compared to the Igbos in your shythole state it is a compliment

Basic123:
As in,they must add billionaire to that name.

"Igbo billionaire"

"Anambra billionaire"


I have never heard yoruba or Hausa billionaires did bla bla before and na them full forbes list!

Continue to cry

We go soon the add trillonaire

Igbos way start business less than 30 years ago currently catching up with you guys in terms of wealth 🤑

Check all the wealthy people from North and south west their money can be traced to favours from government like Dangote who's the only man allowed to import cement to Wale Adenuga first man given telecom licence.

Igbos built their wealth from scratch piece by piece all of them
Give Igbo people few years and they'll over take all your government leaches

When that time comes don't come here and cry

Ofemannnu:
This dirty cannibal and his hallucinations.
Post videos of SE and stop dreaming.
Ibadan is more developed than the entire poverty stricken Igboland.
Stop crying.
Post,let people see the pigsty called Igboland.

Go and create a thread and start posting about your brown roof rich Ibadan

A literal eyesore

Jobless bingo

I should be doing Post 4 Post with a jobless useless skull mining ⛏️ pig


I spit on your ugly Oduduwa head

Pig

Ofemannnu:
You are crying because you know that Ibadan is more developed than the entire Igboland SE.
We have seen all the videos of SE Igboland and it is a pity that 45 million Igbos cannot develop that small space.
Only Ibadan city has more than 12 GRAs and numerous estates while the entire Igboland cannot boast of 8 GRAs.
Poverty is really bad.

Monkey
Yet an average igboman enjoys better standard of living than your skull mining brothers

Dirty smelly agberos and touts

In your land if anyone tells your men or women they look like Igbo
It's seen as a compliment to you people

Igbo people are the standard of success in Nigeria.

Useless pig.... Everything in your rotten Ibadan is built by the government


Everything in Igboland is built by individuals

Go and check Owerri airport

The only airport in Nigeria built by individuals


You're really a mad pig comparing your skull mining dirty smelly lazy people to the great Igbos

Useless bastardd

GRA Kpai u there.

Useless smelly Ibadan na it monkey one use brag

Pig

What have u done to make it interesting and less boring?

Useless monkey