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Hey pheranme9 so you mean I can get this router in any Airtel office

And I only have to pay 20k monthly for unlimited internet after the free 1st month??

I was planning on doing this also so I can always share to others


Thanks for this update


These telcos are useless

They've Started

Apc goat😂😂😂

giselle237:
The medical students from Benue university were driving big cars?
The 61 passengers on the Abuja-Kaduna train were ‘flexing’ on the train?
The 160 people taken from a village in Niger state in one sitting were earning 5 million naira?
Your family all live in the UK? - not one walks the streets of Nigeria? Pray tell. Please who is NOT at risk?…. I do not thrive by scaremongering when the statistics and the numbers prove beyond reasonable doubts that anyone could be a victim of the kidnapping and insecurity going on there. Whether she collects the job or not, she is at risk. Don’t press the thriving insecurity on the job- All die na die.

Why haven't you comeback to Nigeria to stay sir/ma😐😐

giselle237:
You just dey find attention because this uncerebral question has been answered x 4.
Here we go again—I earn way more.
My household of two brings in tens of multiples of that amount monthly, and it would be foolish, moronic and ignorant to disclose each person's income online, like one looking for a Nairaland medal.
As for me, individually—not my household—I've stated with reasons before that 10 million naira would be the minimum in 2024.
What is wrong with a woman in Nigeria, living in Nigeria, and earning 5 million naira every month and taking this amount for the next 1-2 years? Her husband contributes as well, but that does not diminish her status as a woman. She would live a very comfortable life in Nigeria, save up for better, especially compared to the £1900 that you keep bringing up in my mentions.
(You & others trying to taunt would help the nurse better by contributing to her questions and/or leaving my mentions sir/ma)

Okay😐😐

Chully01:
All of una wey dey send me message
I be extreme introvert
I am not fun to be with
I am a man in a woman's body
If you look me well I don dey grown strands of beards
I say blood,ajeh,bruhhh,tohhh
Abeg abort mission edakun

Infact I'm too weird

N.B.G.A.F

This op needs to link me up to his dealer 😎

adambeatz:
Nigeria is really a mess, men are really going through a lot,both married and single. One of my guys that got married 3 years ago is currently facing infidelity in his marriage. He lost his job as of 6 months back, was hell from then on in his home. His wife started giving attitude and when he confronted her she challenged him to his face, very embarrassing for someone who was financially buoyant back then but to fullfil his duties as a man is now a problem. His wife who he setup a side business for and got her a good paying job now talks to him anyhow. Guy man at times over hears his wife on phone with her family insulting him and she laughs about it. Last two weeks was when she slept off in the sitting room, he was about taking her inside the room when he saw her chat as the screen didn't lock. Guy man said he took his time and took screenshots and forwarded the voice notes with his wife's side piece. From then he locked up untill he landed a deal to supply materials to a Chinese company, he was paid 30% upfront but decided to keep quiet. He called us to go hangout some weeks back, when he was drunk he spilled what was going on in his home and how they still think he's broke but now that he's stable he doesn't want her to know what's up.

Everybody brought their ideas on how to handle it but I asked if he could forgive her, guy man swore that he can never forgive her in this life of the next, I told him the next step is simple, did you do court marriage, he said yes, told him to fake broke sell off everything sell what he can sell and cut her off, then after the divorce he can rub it in her face. My guy been a patient kind of guy bought the idea and is currently working on it, he bought a new car and keeps it's in a neighbours house for the mean time. If he wasn't capable on b*d it would have been a different thing buy guy man doesn't carry last in that department. Just wish him the best in going forward with that Jezebel.

You see that gender, when things are tough it takes an extraordinary woman to stick by you, I recently got one babe who is always billing me like mad, I was complying untill I reversed the game on her, honestly I expected her to fail but damn, she comes through for me like a guardian angel on standby, any avenue I would want to use to pin her down she doesn't argue and corrects herself sharply. Some ways she dresses I caution her, next time she readjusts herself. The babe no like long talks at all, still shit testing her to see but the babe just wants to chill and enjoy life without stress, every Friday she would buy drinks and food and drive down to my place so we can chill, when I realized it was a pattern I tried changing it but she quickly saw through it and explained why she pins me down Fridays due to insecurities in the country as Fridays are always days people go out to chill hence fights tends to break out in clubs and she is not someone that takes bad news lightly.

I've vetted from her friends who at first were beefing me cause they don't see her around but have no choice in the matter. The banny took me put to a party last Friday to hangout and most of the people there were her co workers and Friends, most of them have heard of me already. Still looking for ways to find a crack in her armor but till then let me chill and observe things. Stay safe guys

Omo real matters


Abeg dey drop update on that your guy

Make single guy like me fit take learn one or two stuffs

Konquest:
Your outbursts went overboard.

I didn't want to comment on this thread until I started seeing highly incorrect calculations by some posters on this thread.

Your calculations right above are WRONG. The guy (FreeStuffsNg) you originally quoted is absolutely right with his mathematical calculations which he obviously did with a calculator and which a Primary 3 pupil should know.

1% of 100 = 10
1% of 1000 = 100
1% of 100,000 = 10,000

[Taking the 3rd figure above which is 100,000]
1%÷100= 0.01×100,000 = 10,000

Therefore:

0.0005% (Is smaller than 1%)

0.0005% of 100,000 = 5

0.0005% of 1,000,000 = 50

It's clear in the topic and in the details that's the rate is 0.005%

So where did you get your 0.0005% from??


To the mod that deleted my comment ONJR

Konquest:
It's a typographic error. I had already corrected it and updated my post before even seeing your mention.

I understand your initial transfered aggression and outburst towards the dude that you quoted. Don't let Nigeria's issues wear you down mentally. You are BIGGER than any problem that Nigeria or any country will throw at you currently and you will overcome them with the right focus and mental attitude. It's a well-known FACT that it's during times of economic challenges throughout world history that a new set of millionaires and billionaires are born and new inventions come into force because we live in a world of cycles... Business cycles, economic cycles, and product cycles, etc. The solutions are right in the problems or challenges facing us.


Cheers.

Thanks for the correction
I didn't add % during my calculation

That guy really pissed me off🤣🤣🤣

Initial gragra

Lmao


Hunger never wire una yet

I bought this car for 1.3m in 2020 ( the envelope model abi how Dem dey call am)


Well this is the effect of bala blue


I'll rather add extra #3m and buy rx300 ( 1999-2002)

Or add extra #2m and buy Camry 2003

Or add extra #2.5m and buy Honda pilot from (2003/2003/2006) rather than buying this piece of crap for that amount

Nice Photoshop

It's not his money anyways

ticker:
Naija used

You want to start your life with problem 😂😂😂


Except you're lucky , you'll come back to quote this post that I warned you


Oga you better save up and buy that toks so you can have peace of mind


E go be

Gadafii:
As phones and technology got more smarter, people got dvmber and stupid

Imagine this moo moo that was harboured, whom have no place of his own is talking down on his benefactors, just because he wanted to make stupiddd contents

So many dvmb people using a smartphone
Pathetic

Men dun suffer for this world


So no ministry of men affairs 🤣🤣🤣

steeltrust:
I moved to america with out an education or skill
I got a part time job with ups and at same time was eligible for career choice meaning any school I want to go they will pay
I decided to get my CDL to drive a truck which pays better
After that I I found another job with Amazon full time while I’m still working with ups and hold my CDL and about transitioning to trucking department but when I got to Amazon the feeling was different

I got a whole lot more offers
Like learning how to drive forklift
Learn Amazon robotics
Learn Amazon web services and also got a career choice to choose from list of schools to advance my self and move to the management team if I want to
Currently I’m doing a bsc on cybersecurity
Fully paid for by Amazon
And mind you I’m still with ups part time
I’m planning on leaving ups and move to Amazon full time once I get my schedule changed from Monday to Friday cause my normal schedule are Tuesday to Saturday
I’ve 60hours work week and I earn 23$ an hour In Amazon while I earn 21$ with ups
Why I choose Amazon everything is automated
From picking to stowing
To packing, buffering, sorting etc
But ups is all manual and the management are too hostile but In a I love ups still cause it my first job in the US

Come to Amazon or ups and see cars small boys or 19-23 years drive and you will wonder if it a warehouse job

I’ve meet some nigeria and all of them have their own cars and living on their and doing very well

I’m not downgrading Nigeria but the truth is our leaders are wicked and the worst part their are some evil people who support their wickedness just for selfish and wicked reasons
And yes a cleaner in Amazon is doing so well than a bank manger in Nigeria
Even before I started school and all that I’ve access to benefits in both ups and Amazon but I picked Amazon cause their benefits are top notch
If you’re not a billionaire or a millionaire in Nigeria you can’t even think of having a life insurance
As I’m talking to you I’ve 246,000$ worth of life insurance which I service with just 0.34$ every week to stay updated so when I die my family will have something to fall back on
I got all this as a mere warehouse worker
I’ve not even mentioned other benefits cause you will be shocked

When people come online and talk nonsense Nigeria is better I just laugh
I had that mind set till reality set in and I moved and I thank God I wasn’t late

Here in America you can be a school dropout and still make six figures
No one is bigger than anyone here
If you like drive Lamborghini no one cares

In every country they have their own up and down but you see america, Canada, Australia, uk, New Zealand, Norway,Switzerland, Denmark, Poland, Sweden, Germany, France, Italy are better but America na the king of all

Do with this little information how ever you deem fit
Those who have eyes let them see

I'm extremely motivated to take my savings seriously

I thought it was the internet starlink

Click bait una

Buy starlink bro

Wtf Omo😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Otilor

AngelSlay:
Crypto Investment Advisors

Location: Surulere, Lagos

Working Time: Mon to Sat

Salary Range: 150k to 200k (with commission)

Requirements:

- Minimum college degree or higher education.
- ⁠Must have crypto trading/investment experience and knowledge for over 2 years, including spot, margin, contract, futures, strategy trading, staking, mining, pool etc.
- ⁠Should have basic knowledge about Web3 and DeFi.
- ⁠Know about USA and UK crypto exchanges e.g. Coinbase.
- ⁠Should know the KYC requirements and Dollar Fiat trading for Americans.
- ⁠Better have knowledge about traditional financial markets and financial investment, including Forex, Stock, Funds, Futures/Options, risk management.

Job Duties:
- Provide investment planning for our American customers based on their financial conditions, risk tolerance, so as to increase the overall investment profits for our customers.
- ⁠Should maintain our social media updates and contribute to our crypto communities including: company website, X.com, WhatsApp Group, YouTube, LinkedIn, by generating daily tweets/push, crypto news, company announcements, tutorials, etc.

Interested candidates should send their CV to ruth.yazga at gmail dot com

This must be a joke

If you know what good for your business, you'll employ people with these qualifications and pay them on commission based , else they'll ruin your business or even steal your clients.

Even for #400k/month I'll never settle for this

EreluRoz:
It's cheap but she should have told you 20k and cornered the rest. Nairaland small boys come and vomit your usual trash over this comment.

Omo you too dull💀

Kavod:
IF YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT IS TO PLANT PLANTAIN/ BANANA IN THE SOUTH, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHY BUHARI CALLED US LAZY...

ITS A PITY

"Herdsmen Says Hi"

Omo😂😂😂😂

Nice one

Me sef go soon run am once I get a suitable base

jeromestarks:
When you fvck a virgin pvssy. When you hold a virgin bwesss. When you dip your peniis inside a virgin vagina and you see in her eyes that she truly wants you inside her, you raise a statue for her.

Once you marry a woman wha has been fvcked and mounted by many men, you are bound to train another man's children as yours. You can not be truly happy. You can not experience true peace of mind because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train his children thinking they're yours.


Once she's not a virgin, just fvck her and let her go and meet other fvckers when you're tired of her overused pvssy.
Remember, women don't forget the first peniis that fvcked them. If you're not the first, you will always come second in her life.

Don't pay bride price and sponsor wedding ceremony just to have a woman who was fvcked and mounted by another man with just two eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you the fool?

Be the first!

Virgin or nothing bruh

Damn

Must african kids always be dirty fgs


🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

It's disgrace to the continent tbh🥲

spiSeyi:
That's why we are Africans and we are unique in our way, meanwhile inferiority complex is worrying you bcs most kids in Asia, America and S. America slump are dirtier than these happy kids.

Can you wear those cloths for your own kids and also allow them to play around consistently In such environment? Can you also allow your kids appear this way for an international gig or a vid which has possibility of going viral?

In your answer lies your response .

I'm speaking from a perspective of appearance, wherever you get the "esteem" clause from is on you.

Nah Cruise 🤣🤣🤣