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fashrola:
1. FirstBank Mobile App: For seamless transaction to my clients and families

2: BBM: Communicating with clients, Friends and Family

3: Marine Insight: For reading up to dates news in the maritime industry and ebooks in marine engineering

4: eBay & Aliexpress App: For Shopping

5: Aftership: Seamless app for tracking all my items from DHL, FedEx, USPS, ChinaPost, EMS etc

Extras:

iKamasutra: To spice up my sexual life
VPN45: for browsing websites and apps that has been blacklisted by IPs like craiglist, Netflix

Please bro how did u get Your Firstmobile working? trying activating it but Couldn't go pass where i was asked for OTP

igwe123:
Stop talking like a coward. Real men are ready to die for what they believe in

easier said than done...real men defend wat they believe in wisely without option of dying....na before before people dey die defending for Watever they believe in o... as far as I no na fear of nemesis dey worry fayose...Sebi he can beat up a judge in a court room, fayose has too many political stains on him from past tenure And now...

I so love how pmb And presidency has handle his talking gimmicks all this why by giving him a deaf ears.... fayose won't finish his govt mark my words and Notin I repeat Notin the ekiti state house will do.

only in this part of the world we place sentiments And down play a gross offense such as treason... what kanu is getting truly from pmb is soft if You ask me Cos it's a capital offense which attract capital punishment in many con3....he never asked for a referendum instead he (kanu) chose the treason way.

alienvirus:
Lol. She is a greedy fellow

not she but the bikeman...na The bike I dey pity for sef..dat bike don hear winnnnn for d rider hand on That day....funny enuf they might even go anoda trip sef ....africans?

Nightie:
Hin suppose dey wrk for NEPA. No ladder needed.

nepa dey SA too?

The seller Should be arrested immediately ...inbtw wetin I do wey make una suspend me for some days? can't like, quote or reply...na wa for whoever did that o

brunofarad:
This is a wrong one

This singular move will scare away like 50 potential oyibo investors.

except for those investors who is not ready to do the right tinz will only be scared away

Chanchit:
The guy tin truly. I remember when I wanted to start carrying weight, I fell sick after 2wks that guy sef fat pass me now but I like my self as I dey, ko ni da fun 6packs.

Hahahahahahahahahaha , as if they dey use 6pack collect money from bank

Kx:
How come every ibo man grows white beer beer just 4days into custody?

Hahahahahahahahahaha maybe they have a camouflaged white bears when they were chopping 400M And abusing And calling naija zoo, so the just 4days custody You said brought out the real white bear they naturally have ...Hahahahahahahahahaha bro I beg no scatta my six pac belle with laughter

make I no lie our own sef dey our body...some guys re indeed a problem just as many girls too are problem to guys...so if You ask me she's right...but the question is will she ever remain single without the problem called boyfriend?

amunkita:
I swear if those two suspect were arrested for uploading people's nude pix then Sango will borrow Amadioha Thunder that will scatter DSS...

For Fvck sake, why would a sane person snap/record his Nude self..
Any one who decides to keep a copy of his/her Nude material is a wh0re nd posting their pictures online is a No! No!! Offense..

Useless DSS won't go nd gather intelligence on Bokoharam nd put a stop to their activities.

I snap my nude my bizness, You take my nude without telling me is stealing, more stealing when You threaten to upload it...so dss is on the right path if You ask me

profeoo:
Sometimes it seems one is jobless or even confused watching a particular movie over and over again,but the truth is that he/she just can't get enough of it.....maybe because of the character or some funny/inspirational talks in it.

Mine is TROY,I have watched it more than 10times now,so much love everything in it especially the boss Achilles.

Share yours



CC:
ujsizzle
Prof800
Lalasticlala

bro go see "finding forester", "soul food"," the bestman holiday", welcome to America, disappearing acts, four brothers, set it up, brown sugar, sprung, sister's act, Sam the ghost And many more...trust me these are classic And very nice bestsellers movies....

prettymina:
I wish I have som1 that can do this for me

bae let me be that someone,am serious, where do u reside, are You single? if You re interested hala at me

I swear as I dey read this news e dey pain me,sometimes e be like judges dey among this con3 problem sef...so the judge no fit support nigeria on this one abi? MTN And oda SA companies are really taking us for a fool in this con3 sha...when MTN contract expire I wish fg don't renew it cos MTN dey really feel like say we can't do without Them...multichoice too their own worst, a friend of mine in Zambia said their gotv There is pay-per-view billing, meanwhile over here despite our large market they place monthly duration on us Weda or not You use or watch it...as for me I don dust And return my decoder back to his carton,wish all nigerians both dstv And gotv can do likewise to force Them reduce their card prices And give us pay_per-view billing.

oraimo:
#Happy_Easter_more_shares_more_wishes
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3. Winners will be selected randomly on 14th April

*for friends who already owns an oraimo PB-52AR, please post your review here (picture is preferred), the best review will be rewarded with our latest Bluetooth headphone!

Lagos and Nairobi only, entry ends on 7th April.

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entry's here: https://www.facebook.com/OraimoAccessories/photos/a.891184430904301.1073741914.657681417587938/891184444237633/?type=1&theater

pls I will like to no the price for 10400mah oraimo power bank ,and where Your store/office located?

shalom4eva:
I jst want bless God for finally favouring me with a job today,and I want to say a big thank you to all u nairalanders cos its been u and God all through. I got 2jobs within 2weeks in the month of January. one not my field but the present one is my field (engineering). I am not there yet but i believe the journey as started. Believe in God folks cos He alone has made everything easy for me.we shall all make it this year by God's grace. When it is moving it is mechanical!

Amen in Jesus name

the gesture And kindness is good regardless the amount , but the disrespect shows indeed igbos don't have respect for elders ,anyway not surprise cos they don't value such for elders in their side....for me he should have alighted from the SUV to Display the kindness .
quote me only if You have sense

Makamuanwuo:
Amen

thanks for Your Amen God bless You

God pls let me And my woman grow so old in love like in the pics in Jesus name, Amen

clevadani:
bros u dey try oh. To lecture these delusional Ronaldo fanboys no easy.
Because Ronaldo went to grab money in Madrid doesn't mean Messi should do the same.

When people say if messi is good he should liv barca for anoda lig, just ask Them this that if messi is their broda would they advise him to do so to liv a club dat made him, And also make him The highest paid player, that still sign with his disease at 13yrs ? Also ask Them if there's a universal law that said a player must liv his current club for anoda, then ask them also that so if he doesn't live it means he's not good abi? If they say yes, then tell Them that these players that never left their club pele, maldini, John Terry, Ryan giGgs, toti, etc are also not good then na, don't argue with such person again if they say pele, John Terry And Co own are diff....

Alexander001:
no trophy Just killed ronaldo in this award. Madrid had the chance of winning either champions league or la liga bt no team spirit. that one thing Barcelona will always be ahead of Madrid.

but he won it without trophy two year ago when ribery suppose win, just because that midget sepp blatter publicly said he prefer messi to cr7 , that one spend more time in salon for his hairdo, then he sepp compensate him for his wrong saying... then bro go find out pls that all the yrs cr7 has won it messi has always been injured giving cr7 no stiff competition from other players...but now that Neymar has mature even if messi is injure at least Neymar, saurez And maybe hazard(that's if Chelsea allow him play) can give him a run for his money.... to me Messi is the greatest player ever...in this era wey defenders dey vex yet messi still breaks them...

TheSlyone:
Ffuck messi
Ffuck Barcelona
Ffuck Spain
Ffuck Barca Fans
Ffuck UEFA
Ffuck FIFA
Ffuck everyone who is against Ronaldo

E pain You wella abi? Eyah sowie ehn

nickxtra:
Thank God for that, but he should know how he moves and where he goes. He should be careful.

Exactly my tots bro....

Fynestboi:
Conversation between BALE and Cr.7.
C.R7: Yes, am gonna win this accolade for the
fourth time in my career, waoooh am very
happy atleast to equal with Messi.
Silent for a while.
C.R7: Bro, am talking to you why playing mute.
BALE: Which accolade are you ranting about?
The
Africa Player of the year?.
C.R7: Be serious bro. Am talking about Ballon
d'or
mehn.
BALE: oooo, i see, what do you achieve last year
that makes you think that you did come out on
top ahead of Lionel Messi in Zurich today.
C.R7: Arrr, I finish as top Scorer of course
BALE: Look at how naive you are, To get it
straight how many goals, trophy and assist do
you have to your name in 2015. Lets begin with
goals.
C.R7: 61 goals.
BALE: Messi has 58goals. The difference is just
3goals. Well, lets continue
how many Assists?.
C.r7: 14 Assists.
BALE: Messi has 28. Lets move on toTrophy.
C.r7: ?.
Silence for a while.
BALE: Bro. Am talking to you. Stop playing mute.
CR.7: I won no trophy.
BALE: Messi has 5. Finishes runner-up in copa
america, as well as been awarded as the MVP.
Lets move on to dribbles.
CR.7: The last time i check i was no where to be
found in the top 20.
BALE: Messi top the dribble chart. Do you watch
what he did to Jerome Boateng?.
CR.7: Yes.
BALE: Do you watch his master class goal
against
Atletic Bibao?.
CR.7: ( Sobbing ) Y..e..s
BALE: Don't cry bro, am talking to you as a
brother not as a teammate.
CR.7: ( sobbing louder).
BALE: Stop crying bro.
Your tap-ins and penalty
won't win you the ballon d'or, stop been greedy.
CR.7 (Sobbing uncontrorably).
BALE: When messi has the ball in the 18 yard
box
what does he do with it.
CR.7: He passes it to either Neymar or Suares.
BALE: But you?.
Cr.7: I'll shot.
BALE: has messi ever leave a penalty for Neymar
or Suares to take?
CR.7: Yes.
BALE: And you?.
CR.7: I'vent.
BALE: I'm sorry to break this news to you.
Cr.7: (looking serious
wipe away his tears). What news is that.
BALE: You're gonna finish 3rd.
CR.7: eeeh? (cr.7 Faints).
BALE: Medic, Medic, Medic

Mehn this is very funny, chai imagine this get to cr7 page on fb or ig

ENDTIMEISNEAR:
Why Do Ladies nowadays shameful always open their Legs to any Man both Mad or normal human because of Money ?

You ask a question And You answer by ursef again..u said why And said it because of money
#YouWellSo?

darlingtonIIV:
i was just exaggerating. Is your sense of humour this low?

Ask google

darlingtonIIV:
FIFA suppose recognise that tennis board. Over standard dey worry am.

fifa? And You use capital letters again...

Blizzy9ja:
God wey put oyel for Niger Delta also put sometin 4 ur land but envy and greed nor allow una to look inward since... Me just dey wish say the oil price go drop further and den stay like dat for sometime so dat other region go know say na only dem waka come.... Shuuuu! wetin happen? even dat Aregbesola wey resemble babalawo dey wait for oyel money, wetin Niger Delta don gain from Osun state sef?

Is osun state nigeria that a whole region want gain from?