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Rap BattlesRe: Yo Mamma, by RezDog(f): 3:01pm On Jul 01, 2010
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Rap BattlesRe: I'm So. . . by RezDog(f): 2:55pm On Jul 01, 2010
tht was meant to be the p word but they censored it
Rap BattlesRe: I'm So. . . by RezDog(f): 2:54pm On Jul 01, 2010
HAHAAAAAAAAA LMFAO PMSL
If I liked Blink 182, how can I be into rapping?
Stop saying you gon cut me up, then do nothing
Ok, tonight
Meet me for a fight
You think you in charge of me
Then come and see me TONIGHT
YOU PUSSY
Rap BattlesRe: . by RezDog(f): 2:47pm On Jul 01, 2010
You're obviously a p*ussy if you want to fight a kid
I'm only 13, you're 19, ya dig?
You're picking someone smaller than you
I f you was that hard you could fight someone taller than you
Or atleast the same size
Or the same height
You'll look a p*ussy if you fight a child, right? tongue embarassed
Rap BattlesRe: I'm So. . . by RezDog(f): 2:39pm On Jul 01, 2010
Ye well this is the next time
So knock me into abyss
I didn't threaten you, that was you, you little sh*it
You only ever rap about the same stuff
Your 'so hot' lyrics and this 'gangsta thug'
I can rap about whatever I want
I didn't grow up in that type of hood
I've got a unique style
SAy you shoot my face off when you tryin to freestyle
You can't call me "naughty woman", you ain't in charge of me
Quit tryin to act like you harder b
Rap BattlesRe: . by RezDog(f): 2:26pm On Jul 01, 2010
What's reppin the west gotta do with it?
You carry guns but you ain't gonna go through with it
Come and kill me if you dare
smiley
Rap BattlesRe: freestyle Rap And Rhymes Battle: Who Wanna Deal? by RezDog(f): 2:43pm On Jun 30, 2010
yo juice
tht bit you wrote at the begining
is exactly the same lines you said to me when me and you started dissing
don't f*ucking deny it cuz then i knows youzza f*ucking liar
That sh*it you spit is f*uckin diar
cant you think of nothing better
No, you cant you hav to spit the same sh*it twice
Motherf*ucker you dont even know how to roll the dice
in the rap game
Rap BattlesRe: Sign Up For Nairaland Tourney Starts July 1 by RezDog(f): 2:31pm On Jun 30, 2010
I'll be the text battler
Rap BattlesRe: If You Are A Real Poet by RezDog(f): 2:30pm On Jun 30, 2010
I don't know what Raz Dog means anyway so what's the point?
I'm no kid, if you don't shut your lips I break all your joints
Stop being such a show off, little p*ussy *ss punk
I'm Rez Doggy Dog I rip out your f**cking lungs
Can't wait to see you bleed
Can't wait to see you fail this rap battle against me
And don't even bother
Sayin you're not gonna
You need to grow up and get to know yourself
I'm the one who should be calling you a kid
You little b*itch
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 2:04pm On Jun 30, 2010
what makes you think i'm american anyway, Arrow?
Rap BattlesRe: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 2:03pm On Jun 30, 2010
lol slimceezy you cool
Rap BattlesRe: One Bar Cypher - No Dissiz by RezDog(f): 12:36pm On Jun 30, 2010
What the f*uck you taking sides with Juicygirl, youuzaa loser
How do my words not have meanings when I talk abou feelings
Juice talks about the same sh*it every time
Just about how hard she is and how she can rhyme
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 7:14pm On Jun 29, 2010
I AM NOT AMERICAN, DUMBASS
I'm F*UCKING ENGLISH AND I DON'T GIVE A F*UCK YOU LITTLE RACIST SCUM
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by RezDog(f): 6:44pm On Jun 29, 2010
Ok ok but I'm the hottest chick
You call yourself a player then jump on my clit
Thanks anyway for dissing JuicyGirl
I guess you aint that bad afterall
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle Wiv The Illest Nigga Come In by RezDog(f): 6:41pm On Jun 29, 2010
No it's not, it has to end in a fight don't it
I'm gonna make you throw your hands
And I'll just throw up a middle finger
Game over? Says who?
You such a f*ucking minger
You ain't gonna make me give this sh*it up
Cuz I'm a winner
Rap BattlesRe: Battle: Any Worthy Person by RezDog(f): 6:37pm On Jun 29, 2010
I can feed myself b*iatch
I'm the puppy, you the baby
Call yourself crazy
Your sh*it don't even phase me
Rap BattlesRe: . by RezDog(f): 6:20pm On Jun 29, 2010
Make me get out your face
Watchu mean, load [b][/b]another clip?
You haven't even loaded one
Fake *ss motherf**ucker, ye get yo gun
You ain't even got a Mac 10
I'm f*ucking hot
But you don't even attract men
Rap BattlesRe: Ill Stuff :pick Up From: by RezDog(f): 6:12pm On Jun 29, 2010
HAHA think I'm gonna give up that easy?
Like your sh*it will ever get played on MTV
I'm gonna push you so far just to see what you do
And even when you crack, I'll still keep f*ucking witchu
I'm gonna win this rap battle motherf*ucker
If you don't like it, you can suck my f*ucking clit, sucker
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 6:05pm On Jun 29, 2010
HAHAHA you're not better when it comes to rhymin
Cuz half the time
You just end the line
With the same word

Ye of course I pick on your style,
That's the whole point of a diss rap
You do it to me too b*iatch
Look at yo weak *ss driving round in that Fiat
I don't even analyze your crap
I can't just see it's whack
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by RezDog(f): 5:59pm On Jun 29, 2010
I'm not a his motherf*ucker
You get f*ucked with no motherf*ucking rubber
Look at you, little punk
You embarrasing yourself
I crack yo head so hard against the shelf
Rap BattlesRe: Challenge! I'm Illly Wu Contends? by RezDog(f): 5:56pm On Jun 29, 2010
I know cuz I'm a girl too dumb *ss
Call yourself a thug *ss
I don't see how you can beat me
When I find you too easy
I don't know what makes you think I'mma give up
You're not gonna hurt me so I don't give a f*uck
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by RezDog(f): 5:49pm On Jun 29, 2010
Juice stop saying the same word at the end of every line
Cuz then you can't really say that it counts as a rhyme
Well done Jewelzz
Ye, show this fool
Me and you can work together
Cuz we see that Juice will never,
make it smiley
Rap BattlesRe: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by RezDog(f): 5:45pm On Jun 29, 2010
Makkajibbs, more like Fatter D*icks
Ye I have got tics
Cuz my finger just automatically pulls the trigger
Without thinking about it
Cuz I drink so much liquor
And I'm not what you called me, I'm not a ______
Ye that's right, I'm white
Dumb *ss, now beat me up
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle Wiv The Illest Nigga Come In by RezDog(f): 6:26pm On Jun 28, 2010
HAHAHA
thanks for letting me know that i make your life a misery
Now i know to carry on hurtin your feelings lyrically
and for f**ck sake stop threatening me and then not do nothing
I want action
You aint good at this, go do fractions
Rap BattlesRe: . by RezDog(f): 6:21pm On Jun 28, 2010
You can talk
you do the same to me
when i wasnt talkin to you
you just came to me
what do you want me to say?
do you expect me to say "please dont hurt me" and go the f*uck away
well believe me if i was scared i wouldn't still be here
the only reason im scared is cuz im hangin out with a dumb *ss here
You little gangsta!!!!!!!!!!
Rap BattlesRe: Battle: Any Worthy Person by RezDog(f): 6:17pm On Jun 28, 2010
Well guess what?
I'm just playin too. Don't take it personally
And punish me by rapping the most boring verse to me.
You got f*uck all better to do than keep cursing me
Coz you can't get over the fact that, even though you know it's true, when i tell you you're crap
You're so sensitive
You got a flipping mind with no sense in it
But that dont mean you gonna lose your mind
and attack me coz really my raps attract you b
Rap BattlesRe: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 6:10pm On Jun 28, 2010
Look at you, Little Miss Metaphore
Don't you get bored?
And tired tryin to think of this whack
Cuz you think about it you don't just freestyle the crap
You can wrap presents but you can't wrap a rap.
Get it? Ye probably cuz you so fu*cking clever with words
You say "to be continued" cuz you can't think of the next verse cool
Rap BattlesRe: If You Are A Real Poet by RezDog(f): 6:04pm On Jun 28, 2010
you like my name?
Oh, thanks.
What the f*uck, you can't even see my pants
ye i am gonna test you, and push you so far
just to prove that you aint gonna kill me you fart
Rap BattlesRe: Ill Stuff :pick Up From: by RezDog(f): 6:01pm On Jun 28, 2010
GO ON THEN
YOU KEEP THREATENING ME BUT THEN YOU DON'T DO NOTHING
SO A HOMIE CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT YOU BLUFFING
BY THE WAY YOU USED THE SAME LYRICS TWICE
YOU SAID YOU HEARD ENOUGH TWICE
AND YOU CALLED ME RAZ TWICE
CAN'T YOU THINK OF NOTHING ELSE TO SAY THAT AIN'T SO NICE
OF COURSE NOT CUZ YOU KIND AS F*UCK
C'MON, PUNCH OUT MY LIGHTS
gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rap BattlesRe: I'm So. . . by RezDog(f): 5:53pm On Jun 28, 2010
fine JUICYGIRL i wont mention your lame name
but its stil adressed to you
that sh*it you spit was fictional
it's just your dreams
you aint no criminal
put them bullets to my brain then i dare you
or even just hit me
if you're sure it doesn't scare you
You're the one who carried this beef on when i wasnt talkin to you
so now you cant tell me to fak off can you?
HAHA!! cuz you started it
You write sh*itty rhymes and you don't even put your heart in it
Rap BattlesRe: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 5:42pm On Jun 28, 2010
I'm not a boy you prick
And you knicked my lyrics
You're the marshmallow homie
You don't know me
How do you know I'm bluffin
Atleast I'm something and you're f*ucking nothing
You're the one who keeps carrying the beef on
You don't freestyle your lyrics, it's something you sleep on
You can tell me to fak off, but why don't you try and make me?
And your little heart's so soft that you look after a dog, awww baby
Don't ever talk about my mum
Tell it to her own bum
But you obviously won't cuz you'za p*ussy, chump!
Rap BattlesRe: . by RezDog(f): 5:35pm On Jun 28, 2010
Ye exactly,
you just said it
you sweet as licorice really
and you couldn't hurt a fly
sweet as candy, soft as a marshmallow
you think you can hide behind that fu*cking harsh shadow

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