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Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order. |
tht was meant to be the p word but they censored it |
HAHAAAAAAAAA LMFAO PMSL If I liked Blink 182, how can I be into rapping? Stop saying you gon cut me up, then do nothing Ok, tonight Meet me for a fight You think you in charge of me Then come and see me TONIGHT YOU PUSSY |
You're obviously a p*ussy if you want to fight a kid I'm only 13, you're 19, ya dig? You're picking someone smaller than you I f you was that hard you could fight someone taller than you Or atleast the same size Or the same height You'll look a p*ussy if you fight a child, right? ![]() |
Ye well this is the next time So knock me into abyss I didn't threaten you, that was you, you little sh*it You only ever rap about the same stuff Your 'so hot' lyrics and this 'gangsta thug' I can rap about whatever I want I didn't grow up in that type of hood I've got a unique style SAy you shoot my face off when you tryin to freestyle You can't call me "naughty woman", you ain't in charge of me Quit tryin to act like you harder b |
What's reppin the west gotta do with it? You carry guns but you ain't gonna go through with it Come and kill me if you dare ![]() |
yo juice tht bit you wrote at the begining is exactly the same lines you said to me when me and you started dissing don't f*ucking deny it cuz then i knows youzza f*ucking liar That sh*it you spit is f*uckin diar cant you think of nothing better No, you cant you hav to spit the same sh*it twice Motherf*ucker you dont even know how to roll the dice in the rap game |
I'll be the text battler |
I don't know what Raz Dog means anyway so what's the point? I'm no kid, if you don't shut your lips I break all your joints Stop being such a show off, little p*ussy *ss punk I'm Rez Doggy Dog I rip out your f**cking lungs Can't wait to see you bleed Can't wait to see you fail this rap battle against me And don't even bother Sayin you're not gonna You need to grow up and get to know yourself I'm the one who should be calling you a kid You little b*itch |
what makes you think i'm american anyway, Arrow? |
lol slimceezy you cool |
What the f*uck you taking sides with Juicygirl, youuzaa loser How do my words not have meanings when I talk abou feelings Juice talks about the same sh*it every time Just about how hard she is and how she can rhyme |
I AM NOT AMERICAN, DUMBASS I'm F*UCKING ENGLISH AND I DON'T GIVE A F*UCK YOU LITTLE RACIST SCUM |
Ok ok but I'm the hottest chick You call yourself a player then jump on my clit Thanks anyway for dissing JuicyGirl I guess you aint that bad afterall |
No it's not, it has to end in a fight don't it I'm gonna make you throw your hands And I'll just throw up a middle finger Game over? Says who? You such a f*ucking minger You ain't gonna make me give this sh*it up Cuz I'm a winner |
I can feed myself b*iatch I'm the puppy, you the baby Call yourself crazy Your sh*it don't even phase me |
Make me get out your face Watchu mean, load [b][/b]another clip? You haven't even loaded one Fake *ss motherf**ucker, ye get yo gun You ain't even got a Mac 10 I'm f*ucking hot But you don't even attract men |
HAHA think I'm gonna give up that easy? Like your sh*it will ever get played on MTV I'm gonna push you so far just to see what you do And even when you crack, I'll still keep f*ucking witchu I'm gonna win this rap battle motherf*ucker If you don't like it, you can suck my f*ucking clit, sucker |
HAHAHA you're not better when it comes to rhymin Cuz half the time You just end the line With the same word Ye of course I pick on your style, That's the whole point of a diss rap You do it to me too b*iatch Look at yo weak *ss driving round in that Fiat I don't even analyze your crap I can't just see it's whack |
I'm not a his motherf*ucker You get f*ucked with no motherf*ucking rubber Look at you, little punk You embarrasing yourself I crack yo head so hard against the shelf |
I know cuz I'm a girl too dumb *ss Call yourself a thug *ss I don't see how you can beat me When I find you too easy I don't know what makes you think I'mma give up You're not gonna hurt me so I don't give a f*uck |
Juice stop saying the same word at the end of every line Cuz then you can't really say that it counts as a rhyme Well done Jewelzz Ye, show this fool Me and you can work together Cuz we see that Juice will never, make it ![]() |
Makkajibbs, more like Fatter D*icks Ye I have got tics Cuz my finger just automatically pulls the trigger Without thinking about it Cuz I drink so much liquor And I'm not what you called me, I'm not a ______ Ye that's right, I'm white Dumb *ss, now beat me up |
HAHAHA thanks for letting me know that i make your life a misery Now i know to carry on hurtin your feelings lyrically and for f**ck sake stop threatening me and then not do nothing I want action You aint good at this, go do fractions |
You can talk you do the same to me when i wasnt talkin to you you just came to me what do you want me to say? do you expect me to say "please dont hurt me" and go the f*uck away well believe me if i was scared i wouldn't still be here the only reason im scared is cuz im hangin out with a dumb *ss here You little gangsta!!!!!!!!!! |
Well guess what? I'm just playin too. Don't take it personally And punish me by rapping the most boring verse to me. You got f*uck all better to do than keep cursing me Coz you can't get over the fact that, even though you know it's true, when i tell you you're crap You're so sensitive You got a flipping mind with no sense in it But that dont mean you gonna lose your mind and attack me coz really my raps attract you b |
Look at you, Little Miss Metaphore Don't you get bored? And tired tryin to think of this whack Cuz you think about it you don't just freestyle the crap You can wrap presents but you can't wrap a rap. Get it? Ye probably cuz you so fu*cking clever with words You say "to be continued" cuz you can't think of the next verse ![]() |
you like my name? Oh, thanks. What the f*uck, you can't even see my pants ye i am gonna test you, and push you so far just to prove that you aint gonna kill me you fart |
GO ON THEN YOU KEEP THREATENING ME BUT THEN YOU DON'T DO NOTHING SO A HOMIE CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT YOU BLUFFING BY THE WAY YOU USED THE SAME LYRICS TWICE YOU SAID YOU HEARD ENOUGH TWICE AND YOU CALLED ME RAZ TWICE CAN'T YOU THINK OF NOTHING ELSE TO SAY THAT AIN'T SO NICE OF COURSE NOT CUZ YOU KIND AS F*UCK C'MON, PUNCH OUT MY LIGHTS gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
fine JUICYGIRL i wont mention your lame name but its stil adressed to you that sh*it you spit was fictional it's just your dreams you aint no criminal put them bullets to my brain then i dare you or even just hit me if you're sure it doesn't scare you You're the one who carried this beef on when i wasnt talkin to you so now you cant tell me to fak off can you? HAHA!! cuz you started it You write sh*itty rhymes and you don't even put your heart in it |
I'm not a boy you prick And you knicked my lyrics You're the marshmallow homie You don't know me How do you know I'm bluffin Atleast I'm something and you're f*ucking nothing You're the one who keeps carrying the beef on You don't freestyle your lyrics, it's something you sleep on You can tell me to fak off, but why don't you try and make me? And your little heart's so soft that you look after a dog, awww baby Don't ever talk about my mum Tell it to her own bum But you obviously won't cuz you'za p*ussy, chump! |
Ye exactly, you just said it you sweet as licorice really and you couldn't hurt a fly sweet as candy, soft as a marshmallow you think you can hide behind that fu*cking harsh shadow |


