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Rap Battles / Re: :) by RezDog(f): 7:56pm On Jul 23, 2010
juicy u such a Arrow
u ent gon bust no gat
Music/Radio / Re: Lil Wayne & Birdman by RezDog(f): 6:39pm On Jul 18, 2010
Hahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ye right
Rap Battles / Re: Re U A Skilled Rappers Drop Ur Poetic Lines Here by RezDog(f): 6:34pm On Jul 18, 2010
I don't know how to show it/But I do care but I always blow it/I love you, I wish you'd know it/I break your heart but I can't sew it/Or these scars cuz I'm the one that broke it/And your face I soak it/With tears. I'm only strong enough to sit here/And try to make it up to you by writing these sht lyrics/I know it ain't enough but I want you to listen here/I'm sorry cuz it's my fault that we always git here/No matter how hard I try I can't get bolder/Especially with all this guilt held on my shoulders/I get crushed and look I can't get up, I'm not a soldier/And I keep getting older/And it's really too late/To help me/There's a time limit and they failed me/Well that's how I felt see/Or maybe all that sht just overwhelmed me/But I've already ruined your life and that can't change/Cuz I've already given you all that heart ache/And I can't wait till I can get out of that place/Cuz things will only get better at that pace/It's hard to come over, even on a Saturday/Cuz if I see someone I feel black and grey/What's gotten into me/Why I gotta make your life a misery/Silly me/I did it again, it's like infinity/I know even though you want me in your street, you must wanna get rid of me/I'm crazier than the industry
Rap Battles / Re: * Who Wanna Battle *? Can You Rap ? by RezDog(f): 3:15pm On Jul 18, 2010
You're into Luda?
He did some sht with Bieber
Whoever's spreading rumours
About you being the best, they're keaners
Must be imagining that someone's telling you like schizophrenia
You don't spit nothing but the fuckin whack sht either
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by RezDog(f): 3:11pm On Jul 18, 2010
Man tell me why I shouldn't play with the "big boys"
What you gonna do?
You think that's a good way of getting girls to come on to you
You're a pusy if you want to fight a girl, fight someone your own sex
But you're obviously too pusy so you wouldn't know where to go next

HAHAHA YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A PUSY IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT A GIRL!!! smiley smiley smiley
In your face suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 9:32pm On Jul 17, 2010
It takes you that long to reply to my sht too
We're just not online at exactly the same time
And I've got a life
I don't just type
I get out there and do something with the mic
You just practically told me
That all u do is type
But I battle real people who are serious about their lives
You just do this for fun
I am not nieve
I am just thirteen
And I am way beyond any dream
You got plastic dreams
I got real plastic dreams

I'M ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS MOTHERF*CKER!! PAHAAA YOU WANNA QUIT DREAMIN AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT IF YOU WANNA RAP smiley Not just type you daft cnt!! And improve those lyrics mate!! tongue smiley cheesy grin
Rap Battles / Re: * Who Wanna Battle *? Can You Rap ? by RezDog(f): 9:24pm On Jul 17, 2010
@CrossJHero
I can tell you ain't a school graduate
You remind me of myself when I was 10
I wrote nursery rhymes with my pen
I could tell you were young before you said so
I'm only thirteen myself though
If you're older than that, I'm dissapointed
I'm 13 but atleast no one could tell until I said
And I ain't afraid to say
Cuz it just goes to show what a prodigy i am
not like you man
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by RezDog(f): 9:10pm On Jul 17, 2010
Yup you're right Sleek, Juicygirl is shatpank
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by RezDog(f): 9:08pm On Jul 17, 2010
Look at yourself love smiley
Rap Battles / Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 12:11pm On Jul 16, 2010
All Zee's interested in is getting the English right
She don't care about freestyle
when i say u imagine what you write
im talkin in present tense
so before u take resentment
i meant you imagine what you write all the time
not just then, not just that ine line
schizophrenic motherfuker smiley
bipolar freak
Rap Battles / Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 9:15pm On Jul 15, 2010
HAHAHA! "SMart aass" doesn't suit you cuz it just goes to show what a good little girl you are for paying attention in class!!
Rap Battles / Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 8:43pm On Jul 15, 2010
You imagine what you write
Cuz you don't know my mum
Or maybe you think you do you fukin schizophrenic dyke
You wanna know what retarded means
go look it up
but not in the dictionary
in the mirror you fuk
Rap Battles / Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 12:42pm On Jul 15, 2010
@ Unit 1, you are really cool smiley
FRom: Rez Dog
Rap Battles / Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 12:39pm On Jul 15, 2010
Funeral and mineral don't rhyme
Motherfuker kill me, ye cuz it's hometime
I've checked you out
And you don't stand a chance
So if you real enough
Come get into fighting stance
Rap Battles / Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 9:35pm On Jul 14, 2010
Oh look who it is, it's Sexyzee
This fukin bich must be fukin smokin Ecstasy
This fukin bich be thinkin she can take the best of me
This motherfuker with her chest out says "Don't mess with me"
Rap Battles / Re: Rappin Is A Cul Game If U Knw Abt It by RezDog(f): 9:35pm On Jul 13, 2010
I'm not scared
I'm even dared
To fight you for real
I don't give a fuk
You aint gon do nuttin like kill
Rap Battles / Re: Watch Ur Back In D Rap Game by RezDog(f): 9:32pm On Jul 13, 2010
I thought you said you'd never give up battling me
That you wanna win, now you're flattering me
Cuz yall is sayin that I can do better
Yall sayin that you dont care
You're givin in
Man you aint livin it
Is you?
Rap Battles / Re: Strictly Naija Rap(Pigeon English Rap) by RezDog(f): 9:29pm On Jul 13, 2010
Can someone tell me what "PIgeon English"is please?
Rap Battles / Re: * Who Wanna Battle *? Can You Rap ? by RezDog(f): 9:27pm On Jul 13, 2010
Fair enough, but I have a lot of respect for you man smiley
Rap Battles / Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 9:22pm On Jul 13, 2010
We gon' kick Juicy's aass! tongue
Rap Battles / Re: Disrespect Mi In Here! by RezDog(f): 9:20pm On Jul 13, 2010
I am a lady you nutter
I ain't no baby you fuker
You're a dick sucker
With a sick mother
And a thick brother
Rap Battles / Re: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by RezDog(f): 9:16pm On Jul 13, 2010
Juicy sucks
She sucks fruity nuts
Why you with her?
She don't make you shiver
And she so plain, she don't come wit no glitter
Maka I'm sorry I dissed you
I was too thick to
Cuz me and you both think Juicygirl is a bich too smiley
Rap Battles / Re: New Kid On Da Block by RezDog(f): 1:49pm On Jul 13, 2010
I'll support and love you if you support and love me smiley
Rap Battles / Re: Disrespect Mi In Here! by RezDog(f): 1:48pm On Jul 13, 2010
Yo yo yo you gotta spit a line
You come in here
And tell the other one to go first
If you was d best you could spit the flow first
smileylol
Rap Battles / Re: * Who Wanna Battle *? Can You Rap ? by RezDog(f): 1:41pm On Jul 13, 2010
I've got you in my brain
It's giving me a migraine
I can't wait for a time that you can come to my place
When I'm meat to be asleep I'm still wide awake
And it's quite late
But hopefully I'll get this off my plate
I think you're really sweet
And I'm feeling deep
Cuz all these feelings they keep getting really deep
I'ma take things slow/if that'd the way the pace go/But it be really tricky for me to resist you face though/I hope yo'll grow to love me/I hope you'll never dump me/I hope you'll want more cuz I'm startin to get hungry/But I ain't inno hurry/To make things sweet for you and me/It's just, before I know it, you will probsbly be through with me/But Imma say something to you quite fluently/You're the one I like and if you left me it'd ruin me/So give me a chance/It doesn't matter if you say no/After the first time cuz I'd rather get my heart broke/Then not even tryin to start though/You mayfind it hard though/But I'll try to play all the right cards though/I know you probably think I'm a bit weird/Cuz everyone I'm a dickhead/But I'm not weird enough to get addicted/To getting people into bed, I just like kissing/I know you might find it embarrassing and all/But we don't need to mention anyting to anyone atall/We can just keep it to ourselves/Just me and you baby, nobody else
Rap Battles / Re: * Who Wanna Battle *? Can You Rap ? by RezDog(f): 1:30pm On Jul 13, 2010
Makajibbz, me and you can help eachother crush JuicyGirl in this freestyle sh it
smiley lol she's crap
Rap Battles / Rap by RezDog(f): 1:28pm On Jul 13, 2010
You write the first line, I write the next line and we take it in turns. smiley
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by RezDog(f): 1:16pm On Jul 13, 2010
Look me in the eyeball
Eminem-Love the Way You LIe ft. Rihanna
Rap Battles / Re: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by RezDog(f): 1:13pm On Jul 13, 2010
Makajibbz, you can't spit to save your life
You don't even know what to say in the mic
You such a tranny, you should go along to Ladie's Night
Where you can make friends with another flamin dyke
Rap Battles / Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 1:07pm On Jul 13, 2010
Kay2900
You're right, Juicygirl is NOT hard!! smiley
Respect to you Kay2900
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by RezDog(f): 6:38pm On Jul 10, 2010
I thought you was gonna kill me not put me in an asylum
And in an asylum
They keep you safe so you can't find em
Not that I'd be in any danger
Even if you are a stranger

PS: Tutus you knicked 3 lines from Eminem, you knicked 2 from Lose Yourself and a couple from his freestyle in 8 Mile
Other than that, you're sh*t was quite good. smiley
Rap Battles / Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by RezDog(f): 6:31pm On Jul 10, 2010
THAT DIDN'T RHYME PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
I'LL BE AROUND AT 9:00 ISH IF YOU WANNA RIP MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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