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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 5:42pm On Jun 28, 2010 |
I'm not a boy you prick And you knicked my lyrics You're the marshmallow homie You don't know me How do you know I'm bluffin Atleast I'm something and you're f*ucking nothing You're the one who keeps carrying the beef on You don't freestyle your lyrics, it's something you sleep on You can tell me to fak off, but why don't you try and make me? And your little heart's so soft that you look after a dog, awww baby Don't ever talk about my mum Tell it to her own bum But you obviously won't cuz you'za p*ussy, chump! |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 10:32am On Jul 01, 2010 |
You don't know the Technique so don't tell lies, I'll shoot your mum in the back & f*uck the bullet hole until she dies, I damage any rapper who step in my direction, You're scared, ain'tcha? you drunk animal, |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 3:27pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
HAHAHA you think you's such a fcking badd *ss You're the one calling me a muddafckin mad *ss You called me "animal", so that means you're scared of me. Admit it b How could I be scared of you? When I don't live in the same area as you? You wanna kill, go ahead, you'll have to get on a plane first *Hehe* why should i be scared of a girl who spits a lame verse You've proven nothing to me soo far I've waited long enough Yo know you ain't hard enough to hurt a fucking wasp muddaf**cker!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 3:38pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
Nigga fuc*k with me u ll be hanging by a thread, I don't even give fuc*k cuz u cant flow, You need 2 just let it go, Your rhymes suck and u sound like crap, nigga u in a fucke*n trap, I put bitches in their places just like you, |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 5:18pm On Jul 02, 2010 |
Go on then, kill me Meet me on the hill B I'm not a nigga I'm white, Get to know the real me You say I'm sh*it cuz I don't drop enough lines motherf*ucker look at you you only did 4 lines 1 Like |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by dblock(m): 3:56pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Im droppin verses like gravity ma rivals gotta wait in line like its fuel scarcity how yall gonna school me when you spent the last 10 years tryna pass university no credibility.so.i bring yall intensity this aint block on the beat.if i aint wiping phunk Azz figgaz off they feet nairalands self proclaimed finest, Im bringin sumthin new like the next virus most these fools is cheaper than titus your music aint too bad, its the sound thats the minus so don't phuck with me, I aint your walrus 1 Like |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by unit1: 12:36am On Jul 15, 2010 |
I can get about a mill wit these raps/ i get about 30 kills with these gats/ strapped coming straight out the back/ so who you think is fat pockets like blat/ see a bullet tear thru the tissue/ hit punctured yur lung its an issue/ no need for a tissue/ but your moms not ganna miss you/ ill twist you turn up behind your back hollow tip thru/ t he crip crew havin a couple others dip too yu
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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 12:42pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
@ Unit 1, you are really cool FRom: Rez Dog |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by SleekMc: 9:24am On Jul 17, 2010 |
men i dont get it 5 years back when i used to come and battle here there were some damn good rappers like menike big shi shi, and co wat happened to them. all these new guys dont know shit about punchlines. men i am disappointed really wnted to drop some shit but wit the level of wackness i think i will just sign out |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by dblock(m): 7:21am On Jul 19, 2010 |
Sleek Mc: Ill take you on bro. I slayed Big Shishi, 2 or 3 years ago. |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by deelady(f): 1:30pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Lemme givit a shot I dont know y u had this attitude all 9t long/ cos my toilet is big enuf 4 u 2 learn 2 ride a bike on/ lol |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by deelady(f): 1:39pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
2 Juicy girl & Rez Dog Im just learning 2 rap and im really lookin up to both of u but why dont u quit dissing urself 4rm thread 2 thread? Its not a gud thing. You'v not seen urselves physically nd u diss urself lyk dat? dats gross ladies! everybody can rap nd evrybody is a winner. Please, jst quit it k? Thank u very mch |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 2:55am On Aug 07, 2010 |
This rap is whack, You type like your on crack, Did you eat paint chips when you were a baby, Just maybe. No one cares about your sh*it, Keep being so lame and you could get hit, Pick up a better hobby, maybe even knit, In the gangster world you do not fit, So its time you addmit, You are very unfit, Thanks for reading my new hit. |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 9:21pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
@Deelady, that's interesting but whats so good about juicygirl? HUh! you call that a hit? you think you the sh*t?? you think you got fans putting you on your wish list? mahfuker you titless. you know nothing but bitchness. you gotta get down to some business. so to all the juicygirls and all the biches suck me out till ur tongue tickles my clit |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 2:45pm On Aug 14, 2010 |
@Fatfish Shout out where you come from maybe someone will save you my s*hits to hard for you, F*uck the dirt I cement pave you I'll allow your head to stick out like your buried at the beach so I can kick it endlessly until you and your maker meet what makes you think you won the fist round?? you had nothing but fillers motherf*ucker your facing defeat/feet, like the bottom of a caterpillar i'll leave my shoeprint right inbetween your eyebrows I'll have you ducking thru computer screen my words pop like live rounds come at me with more, I can see you have nothing left a desperate b*itch yelling out for help, she pleas to her groupies, come rescue this f*aggots rep. |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 10:53pm On Aug 14, 2010 |
I know I won the last round cuz However whack my raps may gat You didn't reply or slate back My name is on the end of every list of every page you and me've battled on Come on admit it, and when you don't have nothing to say You either change the subject or bugger off away ? |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 12:21pm On Aug 15, 2010 |
I' m spitting sick-shiit U know my lines be so fuckiing wicked me against u why worry nigga u just a fuckiing weak head 2 much commotion niggas loving the way I'm exploding wit these type of flows I'm coming up wit niggas I'm topping u already know these game for me and no body else when u battleling me wear a helmet nigga protect ure self these nigga you are fuckiing pussi going tru periods ain't no stopping me nigga i hold your deadly-a*ss lyrics you'll bleed from ya eyes get on ya knees and pray to Christ i cant stand ya fuckiing lies so tonight ya biitche will die yo watch me blast-em in furry damn nigga cant handle the shiit I' m unleashing these kid I'm smashing if u ain't know nigga I'm blasting bares flip ya like acrobatics I'm heating ya like automatics the shiit i come up with shatter you're motherfuckiing tactics you'll get passed by my dogs u mother-fools just frods thinking that ya nigga gods, I'll make u jump like a frog |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 5:40pm On Aug 15, 2010 |
Whether your rhymes are better or not i won a load of battles you and your little fuking zee bich fuking tadpoles Cuz i woke up this morning You didnt kill me in my sleep Like you said you woould You say you rep your hood but you don't rep your hood But I also know that you don't disrespect your hood OR was it tonight that you was gonna kill me? I wanna know the date and time The place of the crime Is it tonight? PS REady when u are |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 4:56pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
i'll throw a pen in ya a*ss the rest of your life you'll write shiit You ain't nothing but talk, like an old cell phone! So walk shiit! Right now, cuz your a*ss will be handed, like James and Bosh im your night mare in the middle of the night ima wake your thug a*ss and beat u in this fuken fight i cut your god damn neck in to a bunch of parts walk in my house and ill shut your a*ss in to the wall with my back doors ill finish this rap with fucck u and eat a cocck ill assasinate your familey wile im fishing at the docks |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 6:14pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
You're the one who's all talk But I'm suicidal I'm lookin for a murderer But you don't seem that psycho |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 1:57pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
ayo mother fucker , ima break you down , dispose of you my i remind you , im olny hear to fucka with you u fucken redneck DOG , ugly mother fucka punch u in the fucken throat , get ya talkin like chris tukka! mother fucker hit me back. |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 7:11pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
And if i hit you in real life you wouldn't hit back and you wont make nothing of urself where ur shitts at What's wrong with someone being called 'DOG' Rappers use that name Mind you, you wouldn't of heard of the rap game [you wouldnt know any old skl rappaz] |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by medjai(m): 10:56pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
I got a super ego(super eagle) and i aint Mr Lars/ she got a fat assss/i call her larger back(Lagerback)/ |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 11:52pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
Ni99a ill smoke you/ When I mention your name nobody knows you/ Ill make your life a living hell/ Your gona lose so o well/ Im a break your spine/ Ni99a your words are all out of line/ Im a make you bark like a dog in fear/ I can already even see a tear/ Im a break you in two like a toth pick/ Cause my rhymes is too sick / Ill make u bi*ch lick my pussyy/ And i know u gonna want some more nigga/ Get ready for another defeat/ |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 10:59pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
i dont got a bich i aint gon suck ur dirty clit il get my dog to do it while u pretend u dont just love it tel ur hoe of a man 2 finger fuk u defeat? u aint never heard no beats |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by sexyZee(f): 11:07pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
^^^^wat dat a rap |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 11:20pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
was that a rap sexyzee what you just written? |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by sexyZee(f): 11:33pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Atleast mine wasnt, ABC |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 11:34pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
atleast mine rhymed |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by sexyZee(f): 11:42pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
u mean nursery rhyming |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by gflex(m): 2:02am On Aug 22, 2010 |
there is more to hip hop than this jagoons you all spit |
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 6:59am On Aug 22, 2010 |
@sexyzee nope |
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