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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 5:42pm On Jun 28, 2010
I'm not a boy you prick
And you knicked my lyrics
You're the marshmallow homie
You don't know me
How do you know I'm bluffin
Atleast I'm something and you're f*ucking nothing
You're the one who keeps carrying the beef on
You don't freestyle your lyrics, it's something you sleep on
You can tell me to fak off, but why don't you try and make me?
And your little heart's so soft that you look after a dog, awww baby
Don't ever talk about my mum
Tell it to her own bum
But you obviously won't cuz you'za p*ussy, chump!
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 10:32am On Jul 01, 2010
You don't know the Technique so don't tell lies,
I'll shoot your mum in the back & f*uck the bullet hole until she dies,
I damage any rapper who step in my direction,
You're scared, ain'tcha? cry cry you drunk animal,
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 3:27pm On Jul 01, 2010
HAHAHA you think you's such a fcking badd *ss
You're the one calling me a muddafckin mad *ss
You called me "animal", so that means you're scared of me.
Admit it b
How could I be scared of you?
When I don't live in the same area as you?
You wanna kill, go ahead, you'll have to get on a plane first
*Hehe* why should i be scared of a girl who spits a lame verse
You've proven nothing to me soo far
I've waited long enough
Yo know you ain't hard enough to hurt a fucking wasp muddaf**cker!!!!!!!!!
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 3:38pm On Jul 01, 2010
Nigga fuc*k with me u ll be hanging by a thread,
I don't even give fuc*k cuz u cant flow,
You need 2 just let it go,
Your rhymes suck and u sound like crap,
nigga u in a fucke*n trap,
I put bitches in their places just like you,
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 5:18pm On Jul 02, 2010
Go on then, kill me
Meet me on the hill B
I'm not a nigga
I'm white, Get to know the real me
You say I'm sh*it
cuz I don't drop enough lines
motherf*ucker look at you
you only did 4 lines

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by dblock(m): 3:56pm On Jul 13, 2010
Im droppin verses like gravity
ma rivals gotta wait in line like its fuel scarcity
how yall gonna school me when you spent the last 10 years tryna pass university
no credibility.so.i bring yall intensity
this aint block on the beat.if i aint wiping phunk Azz figgaz off they feet
nairalands self proclaimed finest,
Im bringin sumthin new like the next virus
most these fools is cheaper than titus
your music aint too bad, its the sound thats the minus
so don't phuck with me, I aint your walrus

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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by unit1: 12:36am On Jul 15, 2010
I can get about a mill wit these raps/
i get about 30 kills with these gats/
strapped coming straight out the back/
so who you think is fat pockets like blat/
see a bullet tear thru the tissue/
hit punctured yur lung its an issue/
no need for a tissue/
but your moms not ganna miss you/
ill twist you turn up behind your back hollow tip thru/ t
he crip crew havin a couple others dip too yu

Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by RezDog(f): 12:42pm On Jul 15, 2010
@ Unit 1, you are really cool smiley
FRom: Rez Dog
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by SleekMc: 9:24am On Jul 17, 2010
men i dont get it 5 years back when i used to come and battle here there were some damn good rappers like menike big shi shi, and co wat happened to them. all these new guys dont know shit about punchlines. men i am disappointed really wnted to drop some shit but wit the level of wackness i think i will just sign out
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by dblock(m): 7:21am On Jul 19, 2010
Sleek Mc:

men i dont get it 5 years back when i used to come and battle here there were some damn good rappers like menike big shi shi, and co wat happened to them. all these new guys dont know poo about punchlines. men i am disappointed really wnted to drop some poo but wit the level of wackness i think i will just sign out

Ill take you on bro.

I slayed Big Shishi, 2 or 3 years ago.
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by deelady(f): 1:30pm On Aug 05, 2010
Lemme givit a shot


I dont know y u had this attitude all 9t long/
cos my toilet is big enuf 4 u 2 learn 2 ride a bike on/

lol
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by deelady(f): 1:39pm On Aug 05, 2010
2 Juicy girl & Rez Dog

Im just learning 2 rap and im really lookin up to both of u but why dont u quit dissing urself 4rm thread 2 thread? Its not a gud thing. You'v not seen urselves physically nd u diss urself lyk dat? dats gross ladies!

everybody can rap nd evrybody is a winner.

Please, jst quit it k?

Thank u very mch
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 2:55am On Aug 07, 2010
This rap is whack,
You type like your on crack,
Did you eat paint chips when you were a baby,
Just maybe.
No one cares about your sh*it,
Keep being so lame and you could get hit,
Pick up a better hobby, maybe even knit,
In the gangster world you do not fit,
So its time you addmit,
You are very unfit,
Thanks for reading my new hit. kiss kiss kiss
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 9:21pm On Aug 09, 2010
@Deelady, that's interesting but whats so good about juicygirl?

HUh! you call that a hit? you think you the sh*t?? you think you got fans putting you on your wish list? mahfuker you titless. you know nothing but bitchness. you gotta get down to some business. so to all the juicygirls and all the biches suck me out till ur tongue tickles my clit
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 2:45pm On Aug 14, 2010
@Fatfish
Shout out where you come from maybe someone will save you
my s*hits to hard for you, F*uck the dirt I cement pave you
I'll allow your head to stick out like your buried at the beach
so I can kick it endlessly until you and your maker meet
what makes you think you won the fist round?? you had nothing but fillers
motherf*ucker your facing defeat/feet, like the bottom of a caterpillar
i'll leave my shoeprint right inbetween your eyebrows
I'll have you ducking thru computer screen my words pop like live rounds
come at me with more, I can see you have nothing left
a desperate b*itch yelling out for help, she pleas to her groupies, come rescue this f*aggots rep.
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 10:53pm On Aug 14, 2010
I know I won the last round cuz
However whack my raps may gat
You didn't reply or slate back
My name is on the end of every list of every page you and me've battled on
Come on admit it, and when you don't have nothing to say
You either change the subject or bugger off away
?
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 12:21pm On Aug 15, 2010
I' m spitting sick-shiit U know my lines be so fuckiing wicked
me against u why worry nigga u just a fuckiing weak head
2 much commotion niggas loving the way I'm exploding
wit these type of flows I'm coming up wit niggas I'm topping
u already know these game for me and no body else
when u battleling me wear a helmet nigga protect ure self
these nigga you are fuckiing pussi going tru periods
ain't no stopping me nigga i hold your deadly-a*ss lyrics
you'll bleed from ya eyes get on ya knees and pray to Christ
i cant stand ya fuckiing lies so tonight ya biitche will die
yo watch me blast-em in furry damn nigga cant handle the shiit I' m unleashing
these kid I'm smashing if u ain't know nigga I'm blasting
bares flip ya like acrobatics I'm heating ya like automatics
the shiit i come up with shatter you're motherfuckiing tactics
you'll get passed by my dogs u mother-fools just frods
thinking that ya nigga gods, I'll make u jump like a frog
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 5:40pm On Aug 15, 2010
Whether your rhymes are better or not
i won a load of battles
you and your little fuking zee bich fuking tadpoles
Cuz i woke up this morning
You didnt kill me in my sleep
Like you said you woould
You say you rep your hood but you don't rep your hood
But I also know that you don't disrespect your hood
OR was it tonight that you was gonna kill me?
I wanna know the date and time
The place of the crime
Is it tonight?

PS REady when u are smiley
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 4:56pm On Aug 17, 2010
i'll throw a pen in ya a*ss the rest of your life you'll write shiit
You ain't nothing but talk, like an old cell phone! So walk shiit!
Right now, cuz your a*ss will be handed, like James and Bosh
im your night mare in the middle of the night
ima wake your thug a*ss and beat u in this fuken fight
i cut your god damn neck in to a bunch of parts
walk in my house and ill shut your a*ss in to the wall with my back doors
ill finish this rap with fucck u and eat a cocck
ill assasinate your familey wile im fishing at the docks
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 6:14pm On Aug 17, 2010
You're the one who's all talk
But I'm suicidal
I'm lookin for a murderer
But you don't seem that psycho smiley
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 1:57pm On Aug 18, 2010
ayo mother fucker , ima break you down , dispose of you
my i remind you , im olny hear to fucka with you
u fucken redneck DOG , ugly mother fucka
punch u in the fucken throat , get ya talkin like chris tukka!
mother fucker hit me back.
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 7:11pm On Aug 18, 2010
And if i hit you in real life you wouldn't hit back
and you wont make nothing of urself where ur shitts at
What's wrong with someone being called 'DOG'
Rappers use that name
Mind you, you wouldn't of heard of the rap game [you wouldnt know any old skl rappaz] grin
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by medjai(m): 10:56pm On Aug 20, 2010
I got a super ego(super eagle) and i aint Mr Lars/
she got a fat assss/i call her larger back(Lagerback)/
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 11:52pm On Aug 20, 2010
Ni99a ill smoke you/
When I mention your name nobody knows you/
Ill make your life a living hell/
Your gona lose so o well/
Im a break your spine/
Ni99a your words are all out of line/
Im a make you bark like a dog in fear/
I can already even see a tear/
Im a break you in two like a toth pick/
Cause my rhymes is too sick /
Ill make u bi*ch lick my pussyy/
And i know u gonna want some more nigga/
Get ready for another defeat/
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 10:59pm On Aug 21, 2010
i dont got a bich
i aint gon suck ur dirty clit
il get my dog to do it
while u pretend u dont just love it
tel ur hoe of a man 2 finger fuk u
defeat? u aint never heard no beats
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by sexyZee(f): 11:07pm On Aug 21, 2010
^^^^wat dat a rap shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 11:20pm On Aug 21, 2010
was that a rap sexyzee what you just written?
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by sexyZee(f): 11:33pm On Aug 21, 2010
Atleast mine wasnt, ABC
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 11:34pm On Aug 21, 2010
atleast mine rhymed
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by sexyZee(f): 11:42pm On Aug 21, 2010
u mean nursery rhyming
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by gflex(m): 2:02am On Aug 22, 2010
there is more to hip hop
than this jagoons you all spit
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 6:59am On Aug 22, 2010
@sexyzee
nope

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