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IamOpemipo:
I'll burn d cert
Burn d skl dat issued it
Burn the ministry of education



OP , I tink i'll burn u too.

GPA5: FOOLISH AGUYI IRONSI WANTED TO TURN NIGERIA UNITARY SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT SO THAT HIS GULLIBLE TRIBE WILL RULE TILL INFINITY.

I LIKE THE WAY THEY KILLED HIM

Jerrick: WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALES?
1. Female dogs become so wicked
when they give birth.
2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch.
3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but
female lions do tear people apart.
4. Females human beings spend average 28years of their
lives asking for recharge cards from males....hmmmm abeg.ooo
5. And the most
annoying one
is it is the
female
mosquitoes that causes MALARIA.





Females get wahala!

iluvnaija: Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872).
He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904).
He who fully unwraps a sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864).
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki meat from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900).
Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare (1788).
Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Luggard (1904). He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the 3rd (1709).
He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king Jr (1931).
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Bill Gates (1997).
Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty - Queen Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry - Sir Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947).
Nigeria was never on the map when God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" - Goodluck Jonathan (2013).
No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot boil beans & cook yam - Patience Jonathan (2014).
Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is seriously looking for a job!

LMAyedun: The chemical name is Garrium monosodium glutamate

rhemal: HARD FACTS

but really,I'll rather put my trust on someone with long experience rather than someone with certificate....

YourHealthlabs: Village man..

Now let's take a cursory look at the word "doctor" you've been mouthing all over(as if you invented it in your grandfather's backyard). Open your dictionary and read the different meanings the word "doctor".

It is derived from latin word "docere" meaning "to teach".

In no particular order, a doctor is----->

1. In education; teacher or scholar: a teacher or somebody very knowledgeable.


2. somebody with highest university degree: a title given to somebody who has been awarded a doctorate, the highest level of degree awarded by a university

3. Roman Catholic theologian: in the earlier history of the Roman Catholic Church, an eminent and influential theologian.

4. medic, dentist, veterinarian, or osteopath: a title used before the names of health professionals such as physicians, dentists, veterinarians, and osteopath

5. somebody who can fix things: a skilled practitioner of something, especially fixing or improving something.


Have you noticed you can't protect that title 'doctor" for your benefit alone unlike the "Biomedical scientists" and "pharmacists" in UK protect theirs and make it criminal for any other person to use.

I'm sorry, you can't sue anyone who addresses himself as a "doctor" even if he is a mechanic(check no5 definition). So sweat less