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But why?

I skool in France, I skool in France wats it al abt? Why is evry body sayin it on nairaland?

December is approaching; some things you should be
expecting.

(1) D rate of pregnancy & abortns will be high.

(2) The price of fuel will rise. This could cause
drivers running over d speed to met up target. Look well before u cross d road.
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(3) Your girlfriends who left u 10 months ago, will come running after you. Ladies will appear so cheap nw, because of what they need from men.
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(4) D rate of robbery will increase both on streets and highways. Don't join bad gangs because u want to drive a big car to your village.

(5) Not everyone, will see 2015. Because they've forgotten that Dec is like other month.

(6) price of goods & commodities will go high & new things will dominate d market. Please limit your want, don't aim beyond your capacity.

(7) Premature Deaths/ Accidents/ Kidnapping/Ritual killings. Be careful of where u go & who u move out with.

Diseases will spread more. Play save so that you will not contact diseases like Hepatitis, Hiv, Ebola, Stds,
Ovarian Cyst is real. Stop casual sex, don't. Sleep with a lady who has too long std without condom, it can can cause
infertility for men & women.

PLEASE Play save, & with God all things are possible!!

Thank you lord! Pls lord bless those lukin up to u 4 a miracle like dis

Congratulations MJ..... may d blessings of the lord rest upon ur home!

Actress, Mercy Johnson Welcomes 2nd Child In America This Morning.... Top Nollywood Actress, Mercy Johnson Okojie has given birth to her 2nd child, a baby boy. She gave birth exactly 12.49am (United States of America Time) today October 15th at St Joseph Hospital, University of Maryland, Baltimore. It is confirmed that she and the baby doing well.... Congrats to MJ and her husband. Purity now has a brother!

The Federal Government has reopened First Consultant Hospital in Obalende, Lagos where Liberian Patrick Sawyer, the first case of Ebola in Nigeria, died from complications of the disease. 

In a letter sent to the Lagos state Ministry of Health, the Federal Government said after having undergone three rounds of state-certified decontamination processes according to world standard, the hospital is free to continue its business of administering health care to patients.

The hospital was closed over a month ago after Patrick Sawyer died there. Dr Adadevoh and nurse Ejelonu got infected in the hospital and also later died.

Founder of the Believers’ Love World Incorporated, popularly known as Christ Embassy, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, has urged members of his congregation to pray for his estranged wife, Anita.
Breaking his silence on the allegations of adultery reportedly levelled against him by her, he described them as “frivolous charges.”
Oyakhilome also lamented that the media had been writing all sorts of “stupid things” about him and his marriage.
Noting that Jesus Christ was also accused of different allegations during his lifetime, Oyakhilome asked Nigerians to refrain from unfairly criticising him.
He was quoted by an online news portal, TheCable, as saying this while giving a sermon in his church on Sunday.
He said, “You don’t know who a man of God is. I don’t go in that direction. I wasn’t accused of the things you said, nor did I commit those stupid things that you said and I don’t need to go into that level in such discussions. Jesus Christ was accused by many – a lot of frivolous charges. There will always be those who would like for it to be true. But you know, in spite of the accusations against Jesus, it didn’t change who he was. It didn’t change him.
“There are preachers and there are men of God. I am not a preacher; I am a man of God and I go in the way I’m asked to go. It may cause some troubles with individuals but that’s not because I have done something wrong and when it comes to Reverend Anita, what I will say to you is ‘pray for her.’
TheCable added that Oyakhilome, who appeared visibly disturbed during his first few minutes on stage, acknowledged that divorce was unbiblical but suggested he could consider the option should his wife insists on it.
He recalled that Jesus passed through similar travails and eventually overcame. He said that although so many people were making mockery of him, he would remain steadfast and not lose focus.
The cleric said, “Don’t act like those people. If you are married to a man of God, it doesn’t make you automatically mature. You can make mistakes; you can do something that is wrong. But some people expect the wife of a minister to definitely be at the level of that minister and so they may be looked upon and the expectation may be like that, but it’s a positional thing.
“If a man of God is married, it doesn’t automatically mean that the wife of a man of God is therefore a woman of God. That’s not the way it is in the Bible. That’s why you don’t really find the wives of men of God mentioned in the Bible. How many of them? Who was Peter’s wife, did you ever know her name? You never find that out. Who was John’s wife? Did you ever read the name? What about all the other Apostles? How many of their names are written in the Bible. You never find their names.
“You have to understand something about a man of God. A man of God is not just someone who worships God or preaches God. A man of God is handpicked by God, set on course by God. If you study the scriptures, you will not find one man of God go against God, sinning against God.
“The only things you might find will be a man of God, maybe in two different kinds of ways. Moses, for example; when he struck the rock twice, [he] was provoked by the anger of the people. [It was] not because he wanted to do something against the Lord.
“No man of God does something against the Lord. Are you hearing me? A man of God is set on a course; there is a type of life that he is given. Then you have a young man, a young prophet; he wasn’t named; he was deceived by another man of God and so he went in a direction that God said ‘don’t go’

The person that conducted this interview is so funny. So BellaNaija had this interview with Maheeda where she said it all. She held no words back. She said, 'I have been begging Nigerian artistes to collaborate with me, but them never answer me yet'. Lol but who will? She also talks about her many semi nude pictures and marriage. Find her interview below.



Will you be collaborating with any musicians in the near future?

Hopefully, I will be collaborating with a few musicians in the near future. I am currently begging a lot of them now. Since they have now passed my level, I want them to pull me up to theirs but them never answer me yet. Let’s see how the Nigerian music industry supports their own. At the end of the day though, if they don’t support me, I guess it’s just between me and my God then. And, my God is one who makes a way where it seems to be no way.
Who does Maheeda find sexy?
I think that Clarence Peters and Don Jazzy are really hot. I like the kind of guy that talks less but does more. If you apply that in bed, hmmm, it’s really sexy. I love surprises, in and out of bed. I want to be ‘wow’-ed. I want the guy to make me wander (laughs)
How would you feel if your daughter started putting up semi-nude photos on her own Instagram page?
My daughter is thirteen years old and well- trained. Schools in Europe teach sex education. They teach them what to do as a teenager and they also teach them what not to do. At home as well, I put more light into what the school has taught her. My daughter knows her limits and I am a happy mum. Some pastors’ kids end up always being in clubs and it’s by their choice. One thing I’ll just say is that children will make choices. We, as parents, can only pray that they make good ones.
 How has married life been?
Married life is like another school. I am learning how to love, how to forgive; how to share, how to care for and make love to someone who is imperfect, knowing fully well that you are not perfect yourself. I’m learning a lot. I’m also learning self control, forgiveness and faithfulness. It’s a big learning time for me. I just want to say that I thank God for my husband. He is my superman.
Since you got married last year, you’ve moved to Holland with your family. How has it been living there and what do you miss most about Nigeria?
Life in Holland is great. Apart from marrying a millionaire, the government has really made life easy for us here. So, honestly, I can say that I miss nothing about living back in Nigeria.

Hmmmmmmmmmm I like dis.. Lord this is d kind of family I want to have!.. Lord give us a christian home!

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is a work over... Next level is a reality!

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Desloaaa: i wont be surprised if its a BB tour.(uk used)

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Men!!!!
So complicated,
So much like children
So confusing
So hard to please.
If u try 2 pls dem,
u re cheap
If u don't, u re playing hard to get.
If u listen, wen dey talk, u re daft
If u don't, u re too difficult too handle.
If u give in 2 their ideas, dey call u loyalist and take u for granted
If u bring ur own ideas
Dey cal u domineering.
If u show dem, u love dem
u re too emotional
If u don't show it , u don't love dem.
If u dress sexy, u re attracting oda men
If u don't , u re awkward.
If u cook n wash their clothes
U re desperate
If u don't, u re not a wife material.
If u go 2 club, u re too xposed
If u don't, u re naïve.
If u re beautiful, u can't stay wit 1 man
If u re ugly, u re not up to standard.
If u re independent, u re chasing men away
If u re dependent, u re a liability.
If u try 2 satisfy dem in bed
U re a sex addict>:/
If u don't, u re making sex boring.
If u ask men for money
U re too demanding
If u don't, dey will say u want to show ur a good girl:p .

Men! What do u really want?

Waiting 4 dat loving n caring person...above al God fearing...marriage is life time thin...

Azonto

Dem neva pay us 4 osun state ooooooooo. Hunger dey nor b smal..God help us.make e nor pass dis week oooooo

Am female n friendly. No dirty talk plz.