₦airaland Forum

sunshine1974:
u mean just with ur small bag

sunshine1974:
I taya o, all dis people screaming I want to serve in bonny will be so disappointed and begging to redeploy when dey eventually get there. I ve worked in bonny island b4. The only beautiful place like u rightly pointed out is d NLNG quarters. The rest. Is village. I remember d best way to get a bonny babe is a promise to take dem for a weekend in Portharcourt and dey will be so glad

AnointedG:
op u forget to add "obstruction"

during my days we no get field so na for street wey dey stay play ball so whenever a car or any serious looking person wants to pass, we would shout obstruction and wait for d person or car to pass b4 we continue...

anytime my elder brother see say dem wan score us, him go pass so dat we go shout obstruction. him fit dey there do like say him dey comot something for him leg or him wan pick something and him no go pass finish until we reposition.

d tin go dey pain our opponents and dem no go fit shout for am or do anything because all of us small and we love our lives...

ShowYourCertificate:
My mentions have been spammed with this Mr Nairaland contest so I guess I have to yield.

I vote TomFrench

cc: NLJega

This is my first post outside the Politics Section. I hope it wasn't for nothing, I hope TomFench becomes the next Mr Nairaland so that he will show me his certificate

sulmeza:
bro...u nid hlp ASAP....
dis' madness...

gajerian:
Ahahahahahah Ahahahahahah Ahahahahahah Ahahahahahah ayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

otigbagba:
...who u b

Sagamite:
These just shows how destitute and hungry some Nigerians are.

The corrupt politicians have destroyed the country and their lives to the point only the thought of feeding their stomachs is what primarily matters. They don't care if it is done by the Pope or even Satan on Earth. Anyone that does it is automatically a GOD to them.

Stomach Infrastructure!

Thieves and thugs like Kashamu, Patience Jonathan and Fayose understand this.

"Give them rice and you shall become the greatest person on Earth."

Even a known criminal that goes to their churches and donates money is prayed for and praised by their pastors.

Their brains are so starved of nutrients it is incapable of any ratiocination activities. They just think of survival.

The lack of nutrients for the brain has degraded their brains back to its most primitive level, which you find in any kind of Ape.

They are now moronic fuuktard Black Monkeys!