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fellowship:
After meal, well we went to the rest room of the restaurant, and we had a quickie.

fellowship:
After meal, well we went to the rest room of the restaurant, and we had a quickie.

Hapi wedding anniversary...

Nice couple.

I wul hav done same... If I am in his position

See dem face...

Hummm.....REALLY??

Ftc

And all d four he retained are dem muslim.
9+ 3 among those retained are from the north.
6 from southwest and only four from south east.
And his zombies are shouting one nigeria..

Kwontinue.


anyway m hapi with dt of jamb. Bye bye prof dibu.

Luckylife:
Signs is insensitive and incompetent government.

I concur..

The north are really catching up wit dere SW nd East counterpart.....

Dts a wlc development instead of d normal news I do hear abt dem#1 nigeria.

Just passing....

make I pinch my tent here incase it reach fp.

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Hummm..

This is what happen when yur babalawo is certified wit oracle...

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Okay ooo. Kwantinue..

Nice 1 o.p

Yu really make my day... laughing so loud dt people kip wodering wts wrong..lolx.

Lolx

Only God can save us dis days....dis accident of a tin is becoming so serious.
#God take control.

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I enter thread 2 cngratulate him...
check the name...
And I walk out again thinking its not neccesary....

Waoh at last...m On. Frontpage...


Nice paintin...

Waoh money good ooo....see how money turn al dix celebrities...

Nyce picx..

McBrooklyn:
I received the text below from phone number 07037198374. . . Please read!

"Dear Customer,Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.

The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?

Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?

The man: which bank are you using?

Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?

The Man: Which bank are you using?

Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.

The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.

The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.

Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.

The Man. What of GTB

Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.

The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?

Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.

The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.

Me: Which bank are you working with?

The Man: CBN

Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.

The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.

Me: What's your name sir?

The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?

Me. The one your father gave me.

The man: My father?

Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.

Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!

The phone went off and was switched off too.

Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.


Pls. Share this urgently with your family & friends.


Beware Of BVN Scammer!!!

#Copied

I also receive d same message from the same number,but I dint bother 2 call back,because I already knw he was scammer..

I score 247 in jamb nd choose lasu as 2nd choice,pls wt ar my chances and m also not from lagos,bt m 4rm 1 of dis southwest state...

Pls nd if dere is any whatsapp group yu can add me using 08162567275...thanks.

Nice 1 o.p... Twas very nice and funny,especially dt class rep. Part..

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

Na wa ooooh bro...

Almost laugh to comma when I saw this..
If you mistakenly try this, my brother u're as good as gone.