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nigerianpro:
Hello my fellow Nairalanders, I have know this lady since March this year and we haven't had sex, I met her mum last month so she knows my intentions are genuine. We initially wanted to wait until wedding night to have our first sex but i lost control of my self and sex happened around 7th to 9th this month, And we promised it won't happen again. Now to my own surprise, she's pregnant this week, I just need to be sure I'm not about to raise another man's child.. I am so curious to how pregnancy happened so fast. Wow.. I need advise. I trust this woman well but then this days one has to be careful.
I am sorry for any typos at all, I'm not that good at writing.

If you are not sure, just let her know everyday you would be conducting a DNA test when the child arrives . That way she can be 100% sure you are the dad. Anyways it only take one swimmer to do the deed. It’s not quantity of sex but quality of simmers. That’s why when you are not ready USE A CONDOM.

oweniwe:
Una two believe woman story just like that?

I've been in a situation where I didn't touch some women at all but they went to report me to the community vigilante that I beat them black and blue. They rub aboniki on their eyes to make it look like I punched them in the face.

Since that time ... I no dey believe anything woman talk again without hearing the man's side

The woman story no make sense. This isn’t a stranger but a neighbor someone you know. And why would you turn a gun on someone you claim was intoxicated and presented no physical harm behind a close door.
Anyways, double wahala for her and the unfortunate dentist .

Why are you chasing the dude.
Take a picture of his license plate and this video and arrest him at home.

SmartyPants:
So commit human rights violations in oder to solve the problem? That is no solution. Try again.

Meanwhile, assuming that you can solve the problem that way, which you obviously can't, it still won't be solved in a day.

So untill then won't we cover our manholes somehow?

That is not a human rights violation to go after the people who are aiding and abetting thieves and causing destruction of property and potentially loss of lives.
All what the government is doing is shifting the solution. Is it cheaper replacing all those metal manhole with wooden ones that could be stolen again . ( the wooden ones will cost billions of naira )
or go after the dealers and let them feel the full weight of the law .

SmartyPants:
People here amaze me honestly - the metal ones don't last for days because they get stolen - but a low-cost solution that will at least give you a year is "it won't work". So what will work engineer sir?

Address the source of the problem . Why are people stealing ? Who is melting them , who is buying . All those area boys know who is buying . Round them up and put pressure not to buy or sell.
Wood will be stolen and can rot .

[quote author= post=135123105]May God help Seum to do this o.
(Oh sorry, he doesn't even believe in God tho!)
That's why we find it difficult relating with him laidat.


Up King Kanu..
We love Papilo ❤️[/quote]He doesn’t believe in God but he’s parents are pastors. Gods not done with him then .

Not again
Because the majority of coup leaders were Igbo doesn’t mean it was an Igbo coup . In reality Yorubas and others were complicity.
That said , why are we revisiting this narrative.
We are one Nation - Nigeria. If a section of igbos want to secede have this motion /referendum on the ballot boxes and not through shedding of blood.

correctguy101:
Funny thing is you'd feel terrible too if you were at the receiving end...

Ah, life's choices must hurt someone... Smh

Yes it does … friends come and go . Life choice can hurt at times.

I dont understand these African countries.
You claim western interference yet you take their grants and loans. Free money ain’t free.
A country that can’t cater for the welfare of the lowest of its citizens isn’t ready for independence.
How much are condoms ? Can’t they be made locally ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBlzsymHZ5I

One of the oldest trick in the book .

Zara hands down.
See what faith without works is doing in Nigeria.
Church Sunday School 8-10am
Main service 10-12pm
Evening Service 6-8pm
Wednesday Evening 7-9pm
Saturday Cell Group Meeting
Friday Night Virgil.
Don’t get me wrong everything has its place and even your friends have their role. AMA was to keep him alive till he meet his Zara . It’s Zara turn to take him to the promise land.

Adexgentle005:
I just drove pass ikate heading to V.I. I saw one girl across the road looking frustrated so I decide to ask her what’s up. She said she’s going to Eko hotel but she lost her money. I can see the tag of the mall she worked for and she look so decent.

She spoke so softly .Told her to hop in, as we are getting along then she said I can have her for the night that she do coded hook up short time 15k, and all night 25k. I asked her to get down of my car immediately. Imagine doing 9 to 5 job and still add hookup ontop. Omo, Like wtf!

You lie bro. That’s not how the story ended . Talk true

It’s all politicking - the man knows there are only 2 genders but he got elected based on Liberal ideas . Now he can say trans women are not women as per Supreme Court and life goes on .

koning:
This is against all laws of nature. Both in the human, animal and plant kingdoms.

Twin sisters with one man is much more natural, accepted and happens all over the world. Even among Oyibo people.

Twin brothers with one wife is totally wack. Pretty disgusting.

I no even fit enter woman wey i know say my neighbour or friend don enter. Talk less of my brother.

2 keys to one door hole

The woman Juju strong !!

I mean either the twins lack self confidence or they share a very rare physiological condition where since they shared a womb they failed to develop separate identities. They are identical but twins I know have different personalities- these don’t.

helinues:
A gift from Rivers state cover. N300m

Is this Rufai normal like this. Imagine the way he was struggling to prove his points shouting logistics. Is it Rivers state that's organizing the meeting or the NBA, why should the expense if the conference/meeting be on the cover of Rivers state

They have moved the meeting to Enugu state, let the NBA refund the N300m given to them by Fubara

How was given to this same NBA by Enugu state governor for hosting the conference in Enugu state?

N300million gift ? $200,000 gift lol
Damn I need friends like that

Infotubia9ja:
If i let it go he won't learn his lesson till the day he departs this earth.
He is a nassacist of a lecturer who treats people and make them loose their self esteem and morals.
He treats students like he and the rest of them like they are alpha and omega and like your life is in their hands..

They insult and talk down at you and threaten to errusticate you from your studies.. one time one of those lecturers looked me straight in the eyes and said I was a cultist because I was asking for a pen in his class to take down notes that he will hand me to the authorities.

The way they treat students, if somebody dont stand up and tell them its wrong they will never stop.
I remember one time I heard a lady said the way Paul haruna treats her that she might end up killing herself and she was crying in pains and ment every word she said cause i could feel the pain in her voice.

Dose that sits right with you..

We all have our stories of high school dropouts masquerading as lecturers . But I am sure you also had lecturers who were kind , nice and did their jobs with integrity.
All I am saying is don’t put yourself or jeopardize your freedom by doing something foolish.
You have passed through and are on your way to greater things.

Treasure17:
That's Nigerians for you. Very terrible at paying back what they borrow.

100k
I have a “ fried” who owes me N6.5million when the dollar was N300 to 1$ .
The sad thing was that we have been friends since before teenage years, the thought that he would stab me in the back till today is painful.
Destroyed a long lasting relationship.

It’s always the men. I’ve lent female friends money and they have returned faithfully with no ifs and butts.
What plans do you have to repay something … nothing just Abeg !!
Is that what I’d take to pay back loans 🤦

Acidosis:
Does it matter?

How can someone pay your rent, and you’re only sending them “thanks”, "tnx", "fenx" or "lol" ? Omo, I would report that transaction as a false transaction to my bank, get my money back, and share it with normal human beings.

Someone gave Tony Elumelu a “common” tie, and he posted it on his Instagram for the world to see. That’s genuine gratitude.

Stop normalising ingratitude psychiatric problems.

I agree . You can’t even write the complete phrase. “ Thank you very much …. “ just thanks or T comes across as ungrateful.

Bloodwritter:
You want to give her phone and sperm at the same time? You be bad guy

lol 😂

Infotubia9ja:
Thank God this topic come nairaland. I saw it on tiktok yesterday but my limit to type was so short so I will gladly write it here.

I went to FPI idah.. I did my ND and HND there before I left 9ja.
Now I have some certain lecturers I get beef with.
I know say na there them go dey work till them die because them Wan drag HOD.

When I come 9ja I go enter that school go personally deal with theses lecturers show them shegeh.

1, PAUL HARUNA.- SOCIOLOGY DEPARTMENT.
and Co..
But you see this Paul haruna.. I go show you shegeh...
Abeg if anybody wain dey go fpi see this message, abeg respond. That guy still dey drive him golf car dey claim say him dey go 24/7 seminar?.?

Let it go bro …

kpankpangolo:
If you believe you can sit, click your phone and somehow money will be generated, you deserve to lose millions. There is nothing spiritual about money. It is physical. You render a service to make money. The harder or smarter the service, the more money you make. When a handicap person can click a phone every hour of a day, there is no way it will generate money. If the action can attract a payment, the money will be minute in sum.

Bitcoin ,PI says hold my beer 🍺

Quelme:
The guy looks severely weakened.

Once you become rich and famous, try by all means possible to stay far away from anything woman except your mom and maybe sisters....

That moment in life when your world come crashing right before your eyes and you are just too powerless to savage the situation....

Don’t maltreat your woman period.

mosdii:
What's your definition of being broke?

How many 40 years Olds that are rich in Nigeria?

You expect 40 years old to be extremely rich in the poverty capital of the world to please a farm tool that is used up.

It's not everyone that will be rich and not everyone that will be poor.

Wealth knows no gender.

Nigerian girls are useless...All of them

You had something going till you killed it with your last sentence. Why generalize? Not all Nigerian girls are useless .

Samogbo1:
Lots of things bruh...

Functional APP.

Strict on cyber-bullies

Strict on tribalists/ethnic profiling

Dislike button

More enlightening hot topics (skill-wise) as it were back in the days before the sudden tsunami on your Database breach.

NL should start competing with other contemporary SM platforms like Twiter.

Easy to navigate ad space/breakdown of procedure

Let me seize this opportunity to appreciate you for this platform, it has been an awesome platform to me (think am addicted to it). Way back 2010 as a 200L student. It has imparted me beyond tertiary education.
Thanks Seun.

I like the dislike button.
You should replace all those admins that say it’s fine.
Get more admins.
More strick on tribalism
Mobile app version .

This is cradle robbery !!

Dude as someone visiting for the first time in years. I had a terrible experience with those BRT police. It was later that someone mentioned that the guys deliberately remove the signs so you fall into their trap.
We were only let go after 4 hours of begging and N30k at that stupid Ile-ipo police.
Just criminal behaviour!

God1000:
Trump is the king of backpedaling, this is what happens when your leader doesn't know what he's doing, he acts before thinking

Bullying only works when the victim is weaker


Trump says he loves tarrifs, so China is returning him lots of love

The rest of the world should come together and do business, it's time to teach the clown a lesson he will never forget

God bless Nigeria

China that holds billions of US debt why on earth do you want a war with them.
Things that US people buy cheap are also manufactured there. If you make IPhone in US, it will cost almost $5000 to make. Electronics will quadruple. Trump should quit while ahead .

Bankowner:
This is the problem with us. Give me the name of ONE white guy you have been with who has used a towel without stain on it.

You should come here and see how dirty some of these white folks can be.

Some Whites dirty as crap.
Shower once or twice a week .

lol . We are black skin so naturally when we dry ourselves the towel will be dirty . Lol 😂.

Some people must be bored to come up with these ideas though … lol .

JuanDeDios:
How do you mean? Like we should use different names and emails?

Stop using social SSO where you use Google to authenticate to other websites . Also if you use the same email address use a different password.

You’re a very wicked dude.
I’m sure you have been intimate with your wife without protection and you haven’t told her !!!!

What’s wrong with you man !!!! If she gets preggy or is preggy it could affect the child .

Just tell her you don’t know where you got it and seek help . Also tell her to get checked up !