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klexycole:
Assalamu Aleikum Warahmotullah.

WA ALAYKUM SALAM WARAHMATULLAHI WABARAKATUHU

klexycole:
Straight Outta Thread >>>
<<<Off To Mosque...Anyone Wanna Follow??

Am already in d mosque now.
Any other follower?

GideonG:
Yea, same here! I'll be there by next weekend, list or no list in shaa Allah! Allah dai ya tsare!

Okay.. I pray u should have bcum a student of Unilorin by that time..And others too.

GideonG:
Any which way na way, forward ever, backward never!

An FTC with an intellectual! FTC dedicated to Temmi01's younger brother, who is in 100level Chemical engineering, dat boy is a guru! 280 in ume and 92% in pume. I doff my gucci hat!

Gud one.. Dat guy go bcum scholar if him continue like this ooo.

GideonG:
Thanks for the correction, and I say a very big amen 2 ur prayers.

Amin.. I hope to see u in the BBF institution.

GideonG:
Nxt yr by now I go dey dat class insha Allahu!

Amin. I pray so...But Sir, It is In Shaa Allah and not Insha Allah.
By the grace of God, u and others here, waiting for the 2nd list will get admitted to study ur desired courses, Amin.

khassy:
I bin D D class too with pink suit and orange tie

Na me siddon for that window wey D D door

No vex, I don commot for d class..We go meet another time.. Maybe for Maths or sta class.

khassy:
Mtchewwwww... At all at all we go get our E comot
You d d man class

Yes..The man wan kill us with programming

khassy:
Haaaa
Saturday and I no get rest... Csc211 by 9-2 and TCS 201 (no time yet)



Anyways... Class no be by force serf


Make I go bekandims go swim jare

I heard CSC 211 lecturer is now around....U dey play with 3 units course.

greatscholar:
Screenshot or not,oh God don't forget me nd fellow aspirants seeking admission with desired course in unilorin 2nd list..aluta continual,victoria ascertia

In Shaa ALLAH, all will be well..May Allah help us all, Amin.

greatscholar:
who be dis one...thunder wey go fire u nd ur sniper dey receive lectures from audu

Datz all u know about (Sliting throat and thunder firing). No worry, we go meet eachother for BBF

greatscholar:
military boys:who's dis streetboi
Greatscholar :go after him nd excute him straight away
Military boys:ur wish is our command

E be like say Sniper don kill ya boiz ooo, bcuz I didnt c dem.
U are next ooo, Sniper will soon come and slit ya throath kia kia.

lotusflower:
Who is pelumi sef?Iffa cash u ehn....nah die o. Haywhy911,abeg borrow me ur catapult jae

Catapupt ko, catapult ni. Haywhy no borrow am ooo

greatscholar:
if I blow ur face eee,u go land 4 audu crib shaparly.u beta mind urself..stop womanising wit my wife or I silt ur throat in shekarau's voice

I go soon send SNIPER to u make him cum sit ur throattttt...

Yungmilio2:
shout out to everyone in The house .. my hands dey up i hail.. everyone

I c u sir...Baba how u dey

haywhy911:
i don leave her o. She doesn't know what she's missin'.

That's good of u..

greatscholar:
I believe sollemnly if truly 2nd list is out,I would have receive my admission alert by now likewise fellow nairalander in here.Team optimist nd expectant

U are a DE aspirant right? Most DE aspirants normally find their names in d 2nd list.

lotusflower:
Wat do I stand 2 lose?

U will knw what u stand to lose if u do not come back to Haywhy911.



Ur Agidi too much self... Haywhy Abeg leave lotus joor

lotusflower:
Ok...trust me
I wnt fall ur hand










BUT














I'll fall ur legs

Laffz....U will soon regret leaving haywhy if u do not cum back ooo.



FTC..

lotusflower:
OK... I'll fink about it

Okay ma..But don't fall my hand ooo.

lotusflower:
OK... I'll fink about it

Okay ma..But don't fall my hand ooo.

greatscholar:
lols..in ur wildest imagination...d haywhy911 u are talking abt is a wretched polygamous man.stop d fallacy....or else I silt ur throat in asari dokubo's voice

Toba bi oni lomamu ola lomamu masefoya

lotusflower:
Wow!!! I wud av gone bk 2 him o buh lemme tell u somefin. #whispers# Haywhy911 is poor because every time he gets big money lyk dis,nah new wife go follow. Now, #20,000,000 Dis tym,nah 20 new wives wey im go marry. If nt,I for no leave haywhy

He has promised me that such a tin wont happen again if u should come back.

greatscholar:
who b dis sef one sef..u no get bearing @ all did she told u she isn't aware....blood noney....av gat more

Laffz.. In case u dont know, Am Haywhy's friend and we work together and we've got many cocoa farms all over 9ja and Ivory Coast (D largest cocoa producing country)..

lotusflower:
I did bt I cnt go bk to p*****y

Pls go back to Haywhy911 ooo.. We just won a contract to supply cocoa to bournvita and they've deposited #20,000,000 to our account.
Moreso, Haywhy is not a poor man..He's been supplying cocoa to different companies for many years now.

haywhy911:
Yesso. That guy and pictures ehnn.. Goodmorning,Boss. Jumu'at mubarak

Same to u sir.. May Almighty ALLAH grant us long life and prosperity, Amin.

haywhy911:
HAPPY FRIDAY!

LET'S PLAY A GAME!

Yesterday night,many thoughts floated in my mind. From Barcelona to Chelsea to Puskas Award to Jumu'at prayer today to Unilorin to Nairaland! Yes,Nairaland. I smiled to myself when I thought of all the monikers on this thread and I wondered what the personalities behind the moniker were like in real life. Then,I realized I had [subconsciously] noticed some aspects of some people.. [Not just personalities].

*I have noticed that SenoritaCristo never uses emoticons. I don't know why.

*Ridwan1821 always greets in the morning.

*TheMainMan and NOBODYY have weaved this strong partnership .very cool!. Just like the SAS in 13/14 season. Do you guys know each other personally?

*fateemah06 replies with 'ok' more than anybody. Most times,she does that even in situations that requires a more lengthy reply. Sis,are you too busy?


*FINALLY,I have noticed that I type completely in English when I'm discussing Chelsea. Has anyone noticed that?

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS! THAT'S WHAT THE GAME IS ABOUT.WHAT HAVE YOU OBSERVED. E GO PAIN ME IF NOBODY PARTICIPATE O

U need to greet everybody..That is part of Yoruba Culture..





NOBODY CAN COMPETE WITH NOBODYY WHEN IT COMES TO PICTURES

Good Morning everybody..Hope u all had a great nyt.
جمعة المبارك

agent9:
U be super legend....

I trek am reach mark dis evening

Naxo



#Teamtrekkers...LEGEDINZ BENZ

harjiyoung:
Seems so,buh stressful.

Datz it..Nowadays, I normally get home at night..D stress is much but there is nothing we can do than to bear it.


Am using this opportunity to pray that 2nd list should come out tomorrow and all nairalanders here expecting d 2nd list should get admitted, Amin.

agent9:
If u neva walk SCHOOL to SCHOOL GATE..... abeg no dy complain



We dat we don walk SCHOOL to OKE ODO... .. we be UNILORIN LEGEND


#TeamTrekkers

I trekked from School to Tipper Garage the day b4 yes2day...

harjiyoung:
K sir,1 level senior!!

Ya.. I hope studies is going well?