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PoliticsRe: Plateau: Tribunal Upholds Lalong’s Victory, Dismisses Pwajok’s Petition by ril19(m): 3:24pm On Oct 26, 2015
Pwajok and Lalong.
what names. pls someone rep plateau and tell the meaning. thanks
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump: ''Africans Are Lazy Fools Only Good At Lovemaking And Stealing” by ril19(m): 2:38pm On Oct 26, 2015
Abegi oga Trump no lie joor.

buh dat part of deporting africans is not cool o
PhonesRe: Nigeria Fines Telecom Giant MTN $5bn by ril19(m):
N1.4trillion? e be like say naija wan use dat one for 2016 budget.

in other news, me think that empty hen has started slashing n stealing our money to make up the N4t.

i was just chilling with loved ones last week thursday when i got an sms which reads "you have successfully subscribed to CNN news. N50 has been deducted". Hmm! I swear i wasn't even using the phone then coz it was on the table. Well i immediately did the needful and one ms. Adeola picked up. She told me nothing could be done so i asked to be deactivated. Since that day i didn't receive any CNN news. i hung up but not before telling her to use the stolen N50 to buy herself a bottle of coke.
PoliticsRe: How Oritsejafor Deceived Jonathan – Okotie; He Wants To Be Popular – CAN by ril19(m):
G[b]G[/b]G False Prophet Accusing Another False Prophet Of False Prophesy
BusinessRe: Forex Curbs: CBN Moves To Ease Importers' Plight by ril19(m): 11:16am On Oct 26, 2015
satowind:
Am a space booker










No mind me I just had elementary economics knoledge and don't understand dis post... But umunnaa man must coment nah.
Padi to koment nor be musto. Abi yu rid am anywia for NL like dat?
CrimeRe: Female NTA Newscaster Disarms Robber (Pictured) by ril19(m): 11:05am On Oct 26, 2015
"I summoned courage. i screamed Jesus" grin

Ladies be screaming Jesus since 44AD. grin cheesy
Good 4 dem sha.
CrimeRe: Female NTA Newscaster Disarms Robber (Pictured) by ril19(m): 11:05am On Oct 26, 2015
"I summoned courage. i screamed Jesus"

Ladies be screaming Jesus since 44AD. grin cheesy
Good 4 dem sha.
CrimeRe: 5 Killed As Cultists Unleash Mayhem In Lagos by ril19(m): 10:44am On Oct 26, 2015
When Their Mates Are Setting Good Records In School They're Busy Carrying Guns. No Big Deal If They Go By The Same Guns.
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth And MI "Who Said MI Is Short ?" - See Photo by ril19(m): 9:30am On Oct 26, 2015
OP Seem To Be Supporting MI And Supporting Shortness Therefore OP Is Short
FamilyRe: Can You Kiss Your Daughter Like This? PHOTO by ril19(m): 11:21pm On Oct 25, 2015
kossyablaze:
Molesting
Inciting Rather!


Such A Kiss May Incite The Minor To Start Nurturing Romantic Feelings.
SportsRe: Blatter Endorses Kalu For FIFA President by ril19(m): 11:11pm On Oct 25, 2015
politricks:
2017 news headline
'Fifa president Orji uzor kalu warns against racism in football'
That's Too Far Sef.
2016 News Headline
"Fifa President Orji Uzor Kalu Relocates Fifa World Headquarters To Aba"
CelebritiesRe: Singer Harrysong Buckling His Girlfriend's Sandals (adorable Photo) by ril19(m): 10:54pm On Oct 25, 2015
The Girls Will Call Him A Gentleman

The Boys Will Call Him Woman Wraper

Me I Call Him.......

Harry Song
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unfulfilled Dreams Of Jessica Elvis, Late Nigerian Prostitutes' President by ril19(m):
i think i now remember that her earlier interview where she mentioned ronaldo n wizkid.

***i once met a guy who bragged so much about 'oloshos' n their offices (brothels). he said that any time he enters a new town, the first place he searches for is a brothel.***

i couldn't stop wondering what sort of guy he was.
FamilyRe: Casual Complaint: What Do I Do? Children Hate Me :( by ril19(m): 10:24pm On Oct 25, 2015
ok so lemme try share a few idea with you sweetie

(1) you should have a loving heart. love n care for these babies from the bottom of your heart [i'm not saying you don't]

(2) stop entertaining the thought that babies don't like you. [in fact they do as you yourself can attest to]

(3) don't quit playing with them when you see them, but watch it dear; make sure it's not scary to them [what we call scary is not what they call scary coz little things may scare them]

(4) when you approach a baby, don't pre suppose it'll reject you that's preposterous.

#ilovebabies
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Reacts To Wife Battering Accusation by ril19(m): 9:37pm On Oct 25, 2015
If I Was There During Their Brawl I Would Have Handed Her A Coca Cola Bottle To Use It On His Big Black Head. Dumbest Governor.
TravelRe: UK Plans To Deport 29,000 Nigerians by ril19(m): 9:11pm On Oct 25, 2015
wait o, so mr VP dey London while oga booboo dey India? Hmm i no talk o.
RomanceRe: Prostitute In Enugu Dies After Sex With Three Customers by ril19(m): 8:34pm On Oct 25, 2015
uh oh!
possible causes:

(1) she tryna set a record

(2) she had some sort of huge project to complete hence the all-out hursle?

(3) her colleague told her how she did 3 guys so she decide to try e
PoliticsRe: Buhari Leaves For India Tuesday by ril19(m): 3:49pm On Oct 25, 2015
Khez:
Oh chim o

Again?? huh

The old man waka pass runs girls self...

It's all good, safe journey

grin
Abi ....
The Whole World Needs To Know That He's The President Of Nigeria Naa.

Or Maybe We Should Change His Name From "Baba Go Slow" To "Baba Go Show"
PoliticsRe: Buhari Leaves For India Tuesday by ril19(m): 3:45pm On Oct 25, 2015
Khez:
Oh chim o
Again?? huh
The old man waka pass runs girls self...
It's all good, safe journey
grin
Abi .... The Whole World Needs To Know That He's The President Of Nigeria Naa.
PoliticsRe: How Wike Lost Out At Governorship Tribunal by ril19(m): 8:15am On Oct 25, 2015
I ASK AGAIN: COULD NYESOM EZENWO WIKE (NEW) BE ANOTHER CELETINE OMEHIA IN THE MAKING?

***Goes to google to confirm***
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Its Either You Are On First Class Or 2:1.... by ril19(m): 8:10am On Oct 25, 2015
But First Class n Two-1 Is Not Meant For All Persons Naa. Afterall All Fingers Aren't Equal.
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Judgement: Wike Returns To A Rousing Reception In Port Harcourt by ril19(m): 7:50am On Oct 25, 2015
ANOTHER CELESTINE OMEHIA IN THE MAKING.
CrimeRe: Undergraduate Hacked To Death Two Months To Wedding by ril19(m):
Man Killing Man Since Eden. SMH
CelebritiesRe: Munachi abii attacked by a crazed fan. See pic. by ril19(m): 1:11am On Oct 25, 2015
This Is A Joke
BusinessRe: New Niche Social Networking Site By A Nigerian That Will Be Bigger Than Twitter. by ril19(m): 12:58am On Oct 25, 2015
Interesting...


Especially If They Can Match Nigerians With Say Americans.

Omor Come See Drama.
HealthRe: 10 Things You Should Never Do Immediately After A Meal by ril19(m): 12:52am On Oct 25, 2015
missKiffy:
I am, sometimes it's lipton with milk
ok. tea is lipton thou while milo is chocolate
PoliticsRe: Troops Dislodge Bokoharam Terrorists From Kerenowa And Chikun Gudu by ril19(m): 12:28am On Oct 25, 2015
PLEASE NEXT TIME DON'T DISLODGE JUST KILL!!!

THANK YOU.
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Acquires His New Car (Photo) by ril19(m): 12:24am On Oct 25, 2015
BENTLEY? NOW NOW?
hmm
CrimeRe: Confusion In Swahli Market As Man Was Alleged To Have Defiled A 12year Old Girl by ril19(m): 8:25pm On Oct 24, 2015
But sake of wetin army dey refuse snapping naa?
RomanceRe: Love Or Trust? Which Matter Most In A Relationship? by ril19(m): 5:52pm On Oct 24, 2015
They Need Each Other To Function
CrimeRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Fake Currency Scam In The UAE (Photo) by ril19(m): 5:51pm On Oct 24, 2015
Hmm These Guys Don Carry This Biz Enter Dubai?
#CleanHurslePays
Jokes EtcRe: Photo Of The Day by ril19(m): 5:47pm On Oct 24, 2015
I GO CALL POLICE FOR HER

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