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NgHotGirls:
*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.*

*The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.*

*Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,*

*"I know my right!"*

*This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.*

*Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.*

*If your lawyer is shouting,*

*"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.*

*It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.*

*Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.*

*I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.*

*That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.*

*I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.*

*I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.*

*I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.*

*Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.*

*If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.*

*Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.*

*Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.*

*Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.*

*Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.*

*Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.*

*Avoid people who talk too much.*

*Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.*

*Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.*

*Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.*

*Stop saying things like,*

*" Do you know who I am?"*

*"I no dey fear anybody!"*

*"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"*

*Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun �.*
Please be guided in 2021
God will surprise us with His goodness. Thank you
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Kambilly99:
Men are insatiable bastards stupid gender

Hassanmaye:
Fine girl

sweetshisha:



Seun Kuti should respect himself... Wizkid would drag him with his bad mouth

With all the Nomination Seun Kuti got over the years, Wizkid still got the award before him


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fuckingAyaya:
With ur 2 Mopols if men root you them go fall you,ur Mopols go Gbes

BigSarah:
What's the meaning of shehua shirt?

oluztx:
Typical afonja. Cannot reason.

Pierocash:
ofcourse you wouldn't expect her to say all the truth. Killers always like to concoct stories to make their action more appealing. If she says she stabbed him while asleep,that will further make her appear more evil,so she won't say that.

oluztx:
[s]Afonjas, kai, these people brain eh, only God know wetin dey inside. They support all kind of nonsense and evil going on in this country. [/s]

oluztx:
[s]I don't know what is wrong with the IQ of an average Nigerian. So you believe this tiny little girl can overpower in a struggle or fight and kill this big strong man, even with knife? In the process the knife broke? What is wrong with us for God in heaven? Who do us like this?

This guy was murdered by some powerful people connected to the government and police. They killed him for many reasons: to shut him up, not to pay him, or to empty/claim/seize the hundreds of millions in his account, not just ATM. This Chidimma is a fall girl used to divert attention. They made they found an Igbo girl, to push their tribalistic narrative and Igbophobia.

Funny how fast they found his killer in less than 72 hours but can't find bandits and herdsmen murdering people left and right. They always find the killers sharp sharp when it's an inside job: AVM Alex Badeh, Gulak, Usifo, e.t.c.?

Link to original thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6619085/chidinma-ojukwu-how-stabbed-michael[/s]

pocohantas:
You seem to be the one wailing. I wonder why you are giving me your autobiography that revolves around your penis. Useless sex object.

CaroLyner:
They look cute together

CaroLyner:
Barbaric

Belial06:
Come to Edo state and say this to my face

Belial06:
Come to Edo state and prove this

Monogamy:
So the cultist in Edo state have all relocated right?

Belial06:
Seun mukina2 mynd44 OAM4j seun

Rule 2

Belial06:


I pity the Northerns in my state of this is true !!

We aren't Yoruba who talk from both sides of the mouth . We aren't Iboe who make noise

We will wipe Northerners out of our state if they press us

We don't make noise

Johnwick64:
@riley how did the business go...were you able to do the virtual reality game

Belial06:
Another pointless useless thread

This forum is dying slowly

Zzor:
In a scanner clime she would be hiding her head in shame but here she is even granting interviews.I no longer pity any of these baby mamas,they intentionally took that route.We are indeed in the last of days, God I beckoned on you to keep guiding me even in my weakness I don't want to be involved in such shameless and sinful life.

Wunna:
Goan sit down jor. What y'all gain from reporting people to get banned for years sef? Mtsssseeeew

Petyprincess:
Lol see a supposed grown man crying on a "kid's" mention
I will stay on my own,give opinion without quoting or insulting anyone directly,one old man with grey hot balls will nw quote nd insult expecting me to start exchanging insults with "supposed" grown men which i will never do!! If you don't want kids to insult your grown ass while don't you respect yourself? You can't come online and insulting "kids" nd expect us not to report you as supposed "kids" we are
If you still quote and insult me i will report you

Mrscarter:
Lol. Ur not in school.
Y not just ignore instead of telling on ppl.
Even if they guys being a nasty prick.
Makes U the bigger person hun