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Lothario:
There's this girl at my workplace and sometimes I put my arm around her as friends then she moves my hand onto her boob what should I do from here?

Why don't you ask her the reason why she's doing it

tintingz:
Scream Auzubillahi..!!

She's mami water.

LOL

tola9ja:
Please remind me the last time you win the premier League

Did mourinho go trophy less for two seasons?
The reason why wenger is specialist in this

Trophy less for nine season

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Kindly respond to my question before asking me another set of question.

tola9ja:
Lol What will you give me if you loose

Slap

Cause you no your manager is specialist in failure Why did you hate our manager he is born to win trophy
Did I lie

Who was the specialist in failure last season? if he is born to win trophy, which trophy did he won last year

Smh.

tola9ja:
Why did you hate them??

I hate dem because of their silly coach.

And remember you both play together tomorrow

of course, I know.

That means you will cry

Ain't going to cry sire, for we are definitely going to win

TheSonOfMark:
When you're done with being irrational, Monsieur, you'll realize: * The Almajiri schools were built before these 6 weeks
*The FOI bill was passed before these 6 weeks
*The GDP increased before these 6 weeks
*The trains returned before these 6 weeks
*Power generation improved before these 6 weeks
*Measures to ensure free and fair elections (PVC introduction ) were put in place before these 6 weeks. Need I go on? Too bad your irrationality has hampered you from seeing the reality before you.

Well, you can shove this paper achievement in his asss

Smh

liberty300:
Imagine how Nigerian cyber world was like before lindaikeji. Pretty boring... It's a shame 60% of news on niaraland is from Linda or some other sites that copied from her.

@topic, nice dress anyways

abduljabbar4:
x
. Was he drunk?

He was high on monkeyTail

This thread got me ROTFLMAO

OP, How market

PhockPhockMan:
Jonathan can never lose to a senile certificateless illiterate.

GEJ till 2019.

Dumbdumbman

This is the dumbest posts by a homo dumb dumb TANoid hahaha

clevvermind:
Jonathan cannot lose even if he decide to lose. it is impossible for Jonathan to lose to a serial failure. Jonathan will win and win big. no human can stop the transformation that have already started.
Jonathan till 2019. enjoy the fresh air.

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clevvermind:
If Jonathan gets re-elected, nothing will stop Tinubu, Amaechi and Buhari himself from going to jail. They should just prepare to flee from this country if Jonathan emerge winner of the coming presidential election.

Jonathan must surely come after them. They can't escape unless they run away from this country. Jonathan is coming for action this time. Tinubu and Amaech the looters and Buhari the liar and a killer must find themselves behind bars. Watch out as it would unfold.

1stola:
Add your father to the list.

hahahahahahahaha dayummmn

otemanuduno:
Yes!!! Audience, here is BrokenTV an ardent TANOID on the line. He is our guest for this morning. Pls call in to ask him some questions bothering your minds.

Sir, over to you Mr BrokenTV

dayummmn

OP, where is the picz now

lilprinze:
General Muhammad Buhari can never win any election as far as Nigeria is concerned he should forget about ever ruling this country again when he was head of state what reasonable thing did he do in Nigeria the only thing he did was to loot our money .

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And some gullible xtians still follow this slowpoke pastor?

May thunder fire anyone praying or hoping for a failed Nigeria.

dayummmn

ETT

tola9ja:
Chelsea nnko

Ahh...I swear I hate chelsea die..

All is well

jamace:
That is 'the animal called man'.

How is he an animal? what is your definition of an animal?

Yes, thats him. Ebora owu that it is.

He should make sure he link it to otueke, in other for him to have a safer journey.

MAY 29 is around the corner

After 6years of cluelessness

After 6years of mismanaging resources.

Werey, He's not talking about how he's going to refund those mo ey he looted.

He's not talking about how he will surrender himself to kirikiri.

He's talking about tour?? dayummmn this man is homo clueless clueless ... Smdh

raumdeuter:
Buhari can find his way around Aso Rock by himself

You just take a tour of Otuoke, Bayelsa and the entire Niger Delta

After yrs as President and see how you have "improved" the lots of Niger Delta who you rode on their back and agitations to presidency.

Gbam

na only one cloth he get?

malvisguy212:
see the disgusting acts of muhammed here https://www.nairaland.com/2271492/how-muhammad-violating-quran-impunity

Lies

An2elect2:
oh man, you only want to "prove me wrong". I can imagine how ready you are now to pounce on me. Those masculine fingers on your key pads lol You are trying me.... Now look, You are a viper!!! you remind me of some things that occurred many many years ago that shouldn't have been if those men feared God and for their souls. Oh oh who are those you calling? LOL No i don't want to delve into anything today. At least not on this thread.

Okay lady, go in peace. Is that you on your profile pix? you fine though

malvisguy212:
very good of you to mention the moderator, let them see how you are editing people post.

You can as well point out the rule I broke

truthman2012:
And you have the right to abuse and insult me. Smh!

Where? did I ever call you an armed robber/terrorist/hired assassin?

Why call me what I am not