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OBASANJO, BABANGIDA & Buhari were in a plane. 1. OBASANJO said: I can throw N1000 note out & make someone happy. 2. BABANGIDA said: I can throw two N500 note out & make 2 people happy. 3. Buhari said: I can throw five N200 notes & make 5 people happy. 4. The PILLOT heard them & said to himself: "IDIOTS" I can throw 3 of U down & make over 150 million people happy!!! So who do U support among this four? A = OBASANJO B = BABANGIDA C = Buhari D = PILOT VOTE NOW!

Girl : Sweety I saw iPhone8 2day at the phone shop while coming
back, it's very nice.
Boy: Really, do u like it
Girl : Yes! Yes! Sweetie I love it
Boy: Don't worry 2moro I will give u transport fare to go and see it
again....

Hello Nairalanders, can you figure this one out? How many eggs can you place in an empty basket? Share your answers.

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A guy dated a girl for 3yrs without sex, even after their Traditional marriage the girl did not still allow the guy to touch her. So the wedding day was fixed but week before the wedding was the bachelors night . all his friends were with their girl friends and they were having Fun so he was very Hot but his fiancee turned him down again and begged him
to wait after their wedding, he agreed. At last de D-DAY finally came as guy was waiting patiently for the wedding to be over at 6pm... The latest couple wer finally at home relaxing, so the guy ask his wife to come to the bathroom with him but she said she can't because of shyness, the guy agreed so she went to take her bath first and after her bath she went to bed while her husband also went to take his, when he finished bathing he came out naked to meet his wife who was already asleep he went to the bed and kissed her then she woke up and was panting when she saw her husband but he was
already romancing her and she started crying begging
him to wait till nightfall but he was too Hot , he managed to control himself. she asked him to wait 4 her to get some rest that when she wakes up she will do whatever he desires. Around 9pm
armed robbers attacked them, they were 5 in number and the five of them took turn in raping his wife, d first guy disvirgined her, he couldn't bear it, he cried as he watched those heartless men force themselves in his wife. they left her unconscious. she was rushed to d hospital and after treatment the doctor advised the husband not to have sex with his wife until ten years cus if he try that the lady will lose her life ...if you were the guy, what will you do?
Please friends, Be sincere. ...
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Rapper and designer Bayo Adewale AKA Bnaira is also fond of throwing cash around at parties. He became known for his love of red cars while studying geography at the University of Lagos and worked his way up from a Honda Accord to Ranger Rovers and supercars with personalised plates in his signature colour.

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WIFE: Sweety, how many women have you slept with after we got married? HUSBAND: (quiet) WIFE: (10 minutes later) Sweety, I asked you a question ! HUSBAND: (Quiet) WIFE: (15 minutes later)Are you afraid to tell me the truth? HUSBAND: Will you just shut up and let me finish counting!!!

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An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip. They set-up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the father woke up his son.
Father : Look up to the sky and tell me what you see.
Son : I see millions of stars.
Father : And what does that tell you?
Son : Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets.
Father slaps the son hard and says- “Idiot, someone has stolen our tent” Too much education has spoil your common sense.