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If you are summoned to back up your statement with evidence; you will claim victimisation.

Jakarta:
Not surprised, Diezani was Ur expensive side chick. She used her kpekus to control your brains, thereby giving her the privilege of looting our national cake carelessly.

One of Murphys law "If there is more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will end in disaster, then he will do it that way"

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Tankers laden with stolen crude and barges will still leave our waters...

All we know how to do is parade high resolution photos of our 'military might' which translates to nil when it comes to curbing insecurity and theft.

You'll see airforce showing off ATAK helicopters but when they are needed... they are conveniently unavailable

Na so una go open mouth with nonsense statistics.

Please tell us what percentage of politicians in Nigeria are not corrupt.

Chris Okotie pro max.

Pained that he saw himself as the alternative to PDP and APC and felt that when the people are tired of the usual nonsense, they'll vote him...but along came a third force that took away his ambition and left him with 14k votes.

You actively participated in bring in the APC and even took glory for it, smiling like an idiot on the day of the announcement of Buhari as winner. You were abandoned and not given any position so you turned activist again to fight against the disaster you supported.

We know why?

BAT supporters are too broke to be affected by this policy so they'll support it.

Borrow Borrow

He didnt tell you to do anything!

Yet they still threatened event venues against hosting ADC convention!

You have 31 Governors, 87 Senators ...there are over 90 million voters.

If e sure for you, allow the voters exercise their rights at the polls without intimidation and ballot tampering!

Doesn't realise they only remembered him 3 years into the tenure. While Seyi and Co were gallivanting, he was in the slums. Now they put a mic in his hand and give him a platform to do what he knows how to do best...be violent...he feels relevant.

After 2027, he will be dumped again to live his life of poverty until 2030 when they call him up again

Mumuric

I have never seen a set of people obsessed over the words and actions of one man.

Why though? Simple...you worry over those you feel threatened by!

He lives rent-free in the minds, heart and souls of these people. They sit in their situation war room watching his every move, picking apart his words..and conveniently forget that their leader was asked to test the microphone and he licked it!

Ire ooo

The right thing for her to do is to share those messages from her homeland.

Please put her on the next aircraft to Iran so she can tweet from there.

In fact, same thing should be done to all supporters of evil in their homeland who escape to other countries to enjoy good governance. Send them home

So 99.9% of the debt was accumulated under the APac government...

Soon BATmen will demand we clap for him for clearing the way for improved power supply.

Please were are the Buharists to explain this debt? Ohhh...Buharists transformed to BATists and a few turned to sports commentators...

2 professors fighting

Professor of Mumuric and Professor of Rigging Appartus

Weaponize poverty and hunger

Make people hungry in the first three years of your tenure

In the 4th year and just before elections, give them 5k each with rice and packs of spices to make a pot of food

This releases dopamine in the brain and they forget that the ones who gave them the cash and food are the ones who put them where they are

In the next election, all they remember is the 5k and rice and they vote based on who satisfied their hunger

They vote, he wins, they are forgotten till the next 3.5 years

Rinse and repeat! They pass on the knowledge to their sons and daughters. Sit down, do nothing , they'll come and give us 5k , rice and spaghetti.

Their sons and daughters come online and sign up to a whatsapp group where the get 30k to praise the son of the man who had made their fathers and mother's paupers!

Shameless bunch..if you feel triggered...eat rice

Is there any need to waste money on a 2027 Selection?

Lol!

Overall best in taking loan despite floating naira and removing subsidy!

Na wa ooo..he would have distributed the contract to the fathers of his supporters!!!

They are here singing his praise and he is awarding contracts to his crony...who owns a company that his son is on the board!

Anyway, soon they will be singing the praises of his son..while their sons will be cursing them for giving birth to them into poverty!

Hope after the visit, the UK accords to Nigerian passport holders, visa free entry to the UK!

Some other commonwealth countries enjoy this privilege ohhh..

King Charles please do the needful

Hope he didnt lick it

Gotocourt:
Tinubu kissed the Queens hand,

Fasting ticket don cut

She deserves no pity!

Seyi collects a huge budget that fixes his pockets and those of his cronies... forms RTIFN . Some people here who havent seen food to eat will support

RHWFYIN... Relax Hunger Will Finish You In Nigeria

You clearly saw gallons there meaning she paid 100 dollars of 17 gallons of fuel. A US gallon is 3.875 litres so thats about 66 litres for 100 dollars.

This is a water....just adding some context o

When he is released, he should just be given his NYSC certificate. He has more than served his country..infact his country has served him

He is fortunate he didnt kill the robbers. Our courts would have sentenced him to death.

TLDR:

Shop rite has shut down finally

APC and Corona Virus; two serious diseases led to their exit

Shopping malls now have lower foot fall since Shoprite was the primary reason a lot of people visited the malls. This is evident at Lugbe Mall...the once bubbling mall is now pretty much empty

Thank you APC, Thank your Buhari , Thank you Jagaban

The president owns TVC and knows what a modern studio looks like yet they have ignored the NTA.

They benefit from the degradation of government owned institutions. Imagine NTA wirh the widest reach was modernised, they wont make any money so kill the NTA...kinda want they have doelne to education. Kill the public schools and build private ones.