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Lets see how angry this will make the soldiers.

If you swerve into a Brigadier Generals convoy, you will be lucky to leave there alive...now let's waste what happens to people who kidnap one.

christopher123:
It's good


love this... Abuja should start their own and ensure that if you are not a gwari or Hausa north Central you don't get that certificate and work in any government agency in Abuja

River State should start RivCard indigenous certificate and ensure that if you aren't Rivers indigenes and if you don't bear Ijaw, Kalabari, Ikwerre and Rivers Igbo name you don't work in any company in Rivers State be it government sector, oil company etc

And I know you can't bear Femi, Yemi , Akin, Ojo and be an indigenous people of Rivers State ... And this is a good way so the people of Rivers State can actually control their destinies and bring chevron offices back to PH and also oil companies that have offices in Lagos


This is good moves


All states can do this

Let's craze together!

Abi oooo

No be you again

Senior Advocate of Nonsense

Wike acted within his rights to insult an officer who was under orders.

Wike went there to bully and was disgraced by someone who recognises authority.

So Lagos state wants to differentiate its indigenes from those of Ekiti...

So Yoruba Ronu will now be Lagos Ronu...maybe they give honorary indigeneship tonthe online warriors that celebrate Lagos rarer than their states.

Ire ooo

You couldn't stimulate the economy enough to provide jobs! Data isnt cheap, electricity is expensive or not available.
Your people developed skills and got remote jobs to survive and FG wants a share of that too without providing anything in return!

Its okay

Strangely, not government has been able to replicate this since 1977...rather they allocate land to "estate developers" to build unaffordable mansions!

FESTAC was beautiful. I lived there from 84 to 99. In 1984 , on 23 road, the bungalows were unfenced...we weren't animals living in cages...parks, good roads...by the mid 90s the rot began. People bought up fields and green areas and started building mansions. People started fencing their individual houses, by 99...it was a mess. I havent been there ever since and can imagine how ot looks now

AqualinaXYZ:
Damage control



Make Lere dey play



Typical Yoruba man na their pattern be that



Wike leave Port Harcourt men he go carry do PA go carry Wetin I no know

A PH man will not use his tongue as tissue paper! A PH man will not be boy boy to his sons
Wike needed someone who has no self-worth; and who measures his usefulness by how well he can insult people and you only find these people in a certain region

Think Femi Fani Kayode, Think Bayo Onanuga, Think Femi Adeshina...

If only people know the land deals this minister is doing in Abuja, then you will realise he is not doing this for anybody but himself.

It is rumored that to get an allocation in Guzape 2, you will pay nothing less than 2.5bn (not to the FG or FCTA)...i didnt say to whom ooo...I am currently staring at an R of O that was gotten by paying this figure not to the FG or FCTA.

So when you see this man doing these stunts, it is not for you

LINSAR:
I am a 24 year old man who has never dated before.
I noticed that my primary sexual characteristics, specifically my D, didn’t grow during puberty.

Early this year, I did hormone tests and they all came out normal. Though testosterone was low-normal(3.8 ng/mL in a range of 3 - 10).
I also did testicular ultrasound and the result was normal.

The doctor likened my situation to women’s breasts where some are small, average or big.
He said I just happened to have a small D probably due to genetics.

The problem is I see how women shame men with sizes even bigger than mine. I don’t have the courage to ask a girl out. The disappointment on her face when she finds out can depress me.
What can I do as I’ve been brooding over this issue for years now?

What do you want to carry big D to do? You do not need more than 3 to 4 inches to satisfy. Don't let what you cannot change lead youto depression. Women will not remember the size of the D if you satisfy them in other ways. Learn other ways ...research but if you want to waste money, go and be buying cream

Time to open an account with them!

Cannot deal with going to the bank and customer service queues are filled with people asking about reversal of their 2,550 naira and people filling form to open accounts.

1. Incompetent
2. Corrupt
3. Clowns
4. Compromised
5. Lazy

Aunty's...what did you do that made your husband carry out his threat. If he did it maliciously, you would have told us but you are not saying the reason cos you may be the one who caused it.

Anyway, come back home to Nigeria. It isnt the end of the world....you must not stay in UK!

And to our leaders...look what you have turned Nigerians into! Migrants begging in the Internet for a leave to stay in another country...crying rather than coming back to their country! Shame

Yet another university to churn out educated illiterates!

When you offer such courses but have lecturers who come to class to read put their own lectures notes they used many years ago...then it is pointless!!

I blame the people who will collect the gala and malt. In one moment, the forget the many years of bad governance that has led them to collecting pittance for their votes!

Hope that gala and malt lasts you for the next 4 years...

Hope he will give up alcohol...

See dem dey disguise

Will they be charged for murder...unlikely.

The only justice will be the family suing the operatives for wrongful death and seek financial compensation!...but they won't cos nobody likes court

KingOfAmebo:
Good way to go, one of the most incompetent security operatives in Nigeria. Don't just dismiss them, monitor their movements and communications too before they go about extorting Nigerians because leopards never changes their skin.

Very corrupt institution, all they care about is collecting bribe and clearing criminal elements and certificate forgers into sensitive government positions.

Don't they see how their fellow mate CIA operate, it is only in Nigeria you will see someone going about tagging himself as a secret service personnel...what is now the secret of everyone knowing you are a secret personnel, have you ever seen a CIA going about letting everyone know they are CIA?

The other day I saw a policeman with a tag on their uniform with the word "SPY POLICE" I was like wtf, why tell everyone you are a SPY or don't they know the meaning of the word "SPY".

Except the SPY isnt the same Spy you know rather it stands for Supernumerary Police. These are not regular police men but rather employed temporarily to provide protection to individuals. So when next your see SPY police... they aren't anything special..they aren't even real police

See as dey resemble criminals.

DSS are just security guards forced to wear suits. No levels at all. Those talking about blowing their cover...they have no cover! They are not even that discreet in their operations.

One airstrike will decimate them but the Nigerian State loves the bandits!

Only thing that changed was the president being from the same geopolitical zone...and Femi expecting a seat at the table.

But nobody takes Femi serious and nobody will bring Femi in cos Femi's loyalty is only to his stomach

This supporting Trump and by extension the US...are poor students of history!

Please name on country the US has "saved" that has become better!

Nobody is coming to save us, we should not let the actions of the US divide us a s cause animosity between the two major religions. The fact of the matter is Nigerian Christians do not need saving! The whole thing is being exaggerated and has the potential to cause a full scale religious crisis !

The US want your resources at a discount; human resources, mineral resources...and they can only get ot when the country is in crisis.

Be wise

Empowering youth to become mai ruwa...so rather than provide a solution to the water problem that necessitates patronising mai ruwa, you rather use the problem as a means of empowerment.

Wetin Musa no go see for gate!

The FG today were enjoying Bromance with Obama. Michelle even held up the Bring back our girls hashtag... it was nice then and they agreed with whatever the US had to say about Nigeria then...cos they wanted power.


10 years later, the tide has turned, a d now the US doesnt need to have a say in matters concerning Nigeria.

Its okay

This is who they should be kidnapping; the political class.

They are the monsters they made a d they should be made to feel the brunt. Only then will they sit up and do what is necessary

What i know for certain is the turkey is sitting in pieces in a pot of stew.

Please educate the Nobel Laureate.

Wole thought it was a play he was acting in and performed for the people by ripping up his green card.

Wole now applied for visa to visit the same country he ripped up his green card for.

The country revoked his visa

Wole is crying everywhere.

Wole now wants to reapply for the green card he ripped up! Beautiful performance worthy of another Nobel Prize

Intelligence gathering equipment = spy pens. Then you advertise that you've equipped them with spy pens.

Why not just give them body cams??

Lol...your performative gesture backfired!

Now you are backtracking! Sucker for new roads cannot bear living in Nigeria

No noise because the alleged co-conspirators are from the North. Just imagine the names surfacing were Chukwu..or Obi.... you'd have seen online dragons breathing fire and chatting load of...but they are silent cos their masters are the culprit