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cherrybrown:
lol you are right honestly some guys like pussy more than anything else in this world

exactly, they can even kill themselves, I wonder why

I blame buhari

docjuli:
I think we need a "Breaking News Section"

yes oh, seun please give us a breaking news section abeg. something as urgent as this hitting front-page now, very hilarious.

2500 wat for battery? they fuckup joor.

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cherrybrown:
Am here babe,this guy is pre-mature he should wise up

which premature? don't you know guys and puss they are like 5&6. lol.

interesting

explorer never disappoint, you should create a blog

we own culture. so not a big thing Cus we will always win anything concerning culture.

Iamsynord:
There was this girl on IG that was always commenting and liking every pic i post ...,

whether the pic was fine or not , if i post pic withnin fifteen minutes she don like am...


"Cute, nice picture., lovely. Am tripping o,fine boy, my dream guy ...". This were her comments on most of my pictures.

So without much ado, i concluded her favourite alphabet is D ... Got her number via Dm which she sharparly sent , We got talking and close.... I would sometimes send her card, money , the rest .,.. All in a bid to knack am, knack am ,her treasure island
.

I met her 2 months to my birthday and i had already scheduled how i will deliver her seriously with my koboko on my birthday ... Infact that was why i celebrated it that year.

I informed her of the birthday and paid her transport fare from lag of almost 16k to where i was based via air...,

i had already made plans for drinks with alcohol and Also purchased original spanish fly....

Birthday set, drinks, chicks , guys ,all costing me huge sums...

i was already watching power, spartacus, tudors and kamasutra, got a playlist of tesojue laleyi, aleyi a bad,akon i just had sex and many other bad songs to elevate my spirit as i hit the gym to keep in shape and drank two cups of dorowebo, sobotone and ponkriyon daily...


On D D day, Only for this girl to show up with two friends,,, two fuvking male friends....

I questioned what she was doing with them and she said they were her cousins and that they really admired me and wanted to see me and celebrate with me...

Asked how they got money,she stated they came by car...

I was furious but i kept calm ... If u like bring arnold or van damne with you , i am strong with sobotone and ponkriyon. I will chop you die..

All my attempts to lay with this girl or get her alone failed as she was always with this guys..

Finally when i had a chance with her. I was still kissing and smooching for just 3 mins when she said she cant do it.. All my pleas with tears in my eyes didnt move her. .. It got to a point she said she was on her period which i knew she was lying...

She didnt allow me to touch her despite me being on cloud 9. . I thought of the money spent, the drinks, dj etc but i resisted the evil spirit telling me To Molest her...

I still had to pay her and her brothers or cousins fees back home., this time via bus as i was already broke and furious....

I messaged her and angrily voiced out my displeasure and she apologized for bringing her cousins that she didnt know it was wrong... She also begged me to forgive her for not dropping her p as she does want me to see her as cheap that was why..


She made a promise that i will come around on her birthday and she will Bleep me over till i ask for fuvk no more and she sent me some bikini pics to compensate me...

Ordinary bikini pics, i forgot about all that happened and forgave her despite the 15k debt i incured fot the party and the rest...

Since that time, her birthday had been on my mind. ... I even sent her money towards the venue of the party and all.. Tho it was 6 months away, i dreamt of it day and night..

As soon as it was a month to the birthday, i started messaging her, she started replying late, ignoring most of it ....if i call she will say she is busy and most time it is always switched off.

Her voice changed most times on phone and she maintained this sober outlook... But wetin concern me...

Me i must fuvk u

so imagine my suprise 2 weeks before her supposed birthday when i saw her birthday pics on IG.....sad

am i dreaming.... I quickly messaged her and asked for explanation... She told me june 21 was her day...

Haa , sorry i thought i said june 12 naw.. I was even expecting u i didnt see you and i couldnt call cos my phone was switched off.... Dont worry,. I will hold one next year again "

this was the text message she sent me after two day of texting, calling , messaging and emailing her..

. She blocked me and changed her ig account to private afterwards...


Why are ladies like this ? Someone cannot even trust ladies on social media again ? I wonder how social media gotten marriages worked ? Guys pls learn..

* i later got my revenge on the Dam in a big way....more than she could have ever imagined..

adebimpe the Instagram babe

Onihaxy 002

ademoladeji:
MUMU of the Century!!!


Ritababe, tell your friend to refund this guy's money ooooooo before it's too late!

kikikiki

Cherrybrown come and see sumtin

textilemania:
Why she accept the job sef,? Is not same man that said if elected, all Nigerian will leave America?


Mtcheew

I surprise oh, but why Naija too full America like this?

Sugarhugs:
Stupid boy, me know say he go must join since he has been rolling with USA artists the illuminati must come for him because he is good and they already got him. Smh.

Things people do for money and fame. Sell your soul to some god. #Sad.

chill, don't believe those idiot bloggers.

ok

fantastic
, goodluck to him.

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fil is the best joor


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