MzNelly:


You look like Kanye West

nah...he looks like meek mill

CountDracula:

Lol. I dnt bear the name "impaler" again , I'm a changed man

hahahahaha....for a man rumoured to have lived for over a century....change must have caught up with you.

rokiatu:
So what's your weakness then?

hmmm... if you've got a nack for gadgets, computers, games, workout sessions. then u got my weak point like silver to a werewolve

[size=14pt] am a fan of his charity works buh not his preaching/prophecies [/size]

manchidede1:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-RLBPjJU0j00/VTAkv5IQ6LI/AAAAAAAAFoY/cYRj9AQ7C5g/s1600/denrele.jpg[/img]
Nigerian male presenter Denrele Edun was spotted being grabbed by this lady at his backside.
Hmmmm, do ladies now grab guys? He doesn't look like one tho.......
What do you think?
SOURCE HERE

denrele is something else...

CountDracula:
He's connecting wit INEC using psychic powers, dnt mistake it for sleep.

lwkmd, Vlad the impaler...nice one

use to be a facebook and twitter some times back.....buh i've since lost interest in both

now just whatsapp and bbm (especially the footy grp chat and web dev grp chat)...i miss both now sha

godofwar666:
Nairaland 24/7. Twitter ke? Twitter dey boring i dont even no how to tweet or reply tweet, facebuk? Last tym i checked a frnd sent tope alabi page to me saying "click LIKE 4 JESUS IF U DONT U WILL DIE".

i hate stuffs like that....if were the one, i'll warn that friend never to try such again.

rokiatu:
Can you?

yeah i can...

rokiatu:
This is every man's weakness not that.

thats for a guy that can't prepare such

enoqueen:
So if person raise leg up, it means that the person is flexible.

i wonder oo...ask them

Mistaarhlohki:
I am in pain.....



Good lord, I asked her and she told me they went to the beach and sand got into her pant and she took it off to get cleaned..



.

that part cracked me up tho.....lool

Mistaarhlohki:
I am in pain.....

Been dating this lady for almost 3years now... Then she caught me cheating and we had a BIG fight.... I did her wrong, she said I broke her heart into pieces...and now she has no heart.

All these happened late last year...so this year we came back slightly and she made me have sex with her and I thought she has forgiven me..

But, sometimes wen I try to be nice to her, she makes me feel unwanted....my romantic advances and playfulness are usually cut short. I'm being treated like I'm chasing her for the first time and it hurts so so bad.

Every time I want us to talk she says she's not in the mood...or she's feeling sleepy or she's busy or some flimsy excuses that drives me insane.

The only thing I thank God for is that I have never ever raised my hands in beating her and I have never manhandled any lady before its not in my nature.... But she is really pushing me and the more she does the more I tell my self u are stronger than that, keep calm.

Recently, I borrowed her Fone to make a call and I saw her chats wif some guy... Reminding d guy dat she left her pant in his room and he should keep it for her...

Good lord, I asked her and she told me they went to the beach and sand got into her pant and she took it off to get cleaned..

You know the story was very shallow and untrue....I didn't take it lightly with her but still made her feel comfortable around me despite knowing she may be seeing different guys now cos I caught her again with another married man during the Presidential elections in a chat and via phone calls...I wan go mad when d bastard tell am after election make dem hook up for evening, and she deh with me....evening reach she dress up and tell me say she deh commot, I had to stop her and we quarreled till late at night.. Still d bastard deh call say where she deh?..Omo thunder begin spark for my brain my people...

I know maybe she is trying to get back at me for cheating on her....the pain is I love her too much and I feel awful I cheated Becos of some stupid lust for one chick who shouldn't have gotten my attention in the first place.

To be honest, this girlfriend of mine is tormenting me emotionally, I have asked her, begged her to let me know why she does what she does....if she's tired of us she should let me know so I can stop wasting my energy and time...her response is nothing is wrong with us I'm d problem I'm RUDE, FULL OF PRIDE AND A PRETENDER.

She sent me all these words in a chat... So I'm planning to see her and have her tell me all these in person....to be sure she meant it, cos whenever I'm with her she finds it very hard to talk and its very unhealthy for me or us.

Like I said from the top, I need your advice y'all....cos I'm really in PAIN.

that part cracked me up tho.....lool

wisdom4abc:


self host bro

you should be able to login into the back end like dis www.yoursite.com/wp-admin

posting the pix here would actually encourage folks to make contact

Abiodun2014:
I wanna keep my members to my forum logged in for a very long time! Like wen they go off the site, using a mobile browser and come back, dey get logged in automatically!

Anyone can help with the code, I wanna use it for my Nairaland Look alike forum!!!

Would really appreciate if anyone can help

have you created the php login form code?

wisdom4abc:
I'm trying to log in, but it just bringing me back to login pls i need ur help

kindly shed more light on the issue...are you hosted on or self hosted?

mr jojo..............the ball is in your court, are you man enough to face whatever things people say about her sexcapades (thats if it does exist) and look away? or will you always quiver and feel sad and betrayed whenever you hear such? if the answer to my first question is YES, then continue. if its NO, nigga you gotta bail out man. thats my opinion

hmmmmm...*deep sigh*

hakinze00:
On wot console?

ON MY P.C

FOOTBALL MANAGER..............CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT

missclasssy:
What I can't stand is when christians act too holy.
It's really annoying.

Okay, you say it is wrong to have sex till you marry, and now you are married, you are saying it's wrong to "give a head."?
This is rubbish in my opinion and it's a case of religious adherents forcing laws upon themselves.

I believe a couple is supposed to have sex in any way that suits them.
How will someone say that because you use the mouth in praying, then you shouldn't use it in giving a mouth action........
Is that not the same mouth you use In kissing?

Where in the bible did God direct us on the way a husband and wife should have sex?.

As far as I am concerned, any christian couple is free to indulge in any form of sexual practice so far as its just between the two of them and it gives then consensual pleasure.....

missclasssy....so onpoint

FULL TIME! The game ends 0-0.
I would have preferred an away goal but all the same it was a good game, decider at Santiago Bernabeu. #HALAMADRID

mcdreeezy:
How do you guys watch match and still have time to analyse here? Una geh time sha

Its fun, especially on twitter.

fingard02k:
My Man of the match so far is Oblak (ATM keeper)

yeah so far hez been outstanding...buh we will dirty that net soon #HALAMADRID

July2050:
Anybody knows how many yellow cards so far?

none yet

HALFTIME!!!!! Stalemate still #HALAMADRID

nerodenero:
Real Madrid might end up paying for all these missed chances later on

seriously...i just hope we don't regret later. good game tho

Godiloveu:


enjoy joor!
my team too n qualify, but I support Real madrid.
chilling wit by hot bottle of Kunu zaki n fried yam.

i dey H for here ooo, no make me salivate

scantee:
lol bt na Capelo say so not me. Read goal.com news

yeah i know, don't mind that italian.

cyrilgroove:
online streaming, anyone?

kindly share the link