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FuckTheMod:
RIP









All I can say is shame shame shame on that stupíd smelly pussý girl and that other toothpick legged olosho girl

Eyah.....who did this to you?
I am shaming for you already.

Juliaann:
It can happen anywhere

Yes. Not refuting that fact dearie! But such cases are prevalent in the 'sun rise' part of this kwontiri.

Only in the Eastern part of Nigeria.
'Fear North' but 'Run from Easterners'

The small boy head no resemble Tee Bliz own ooo.

Abi na bcus na different barbers dey carve them?

I have a dream that one day Nigerians will begin to see each other as brothers and live as one inseparable entity.


This I pray through Christ our Lord.
Amen!!

Misskaycee21:
Thank you. Wish u many more success dear

Thanks dearie!

Ayo12345:
Congrats. Pls cld u forward a copy of ur CV to my mail ayodele.aileru@gmail.com. Thanks in advance

sent....

Bruno3000:
Can u pls share a copy of ur cv to paulterhideyaor@gmail.com

sent...

Misskaycee21:
please kindly forward your CV sample preciousakinye@gmail.com thanks

sent....

Mcee96:
congrats bro. I need the copy kolatolktomc@gmail.com

Sent

MRemscob:
Congrats.. Please I'd also like a copy of the CV, scottyemeka4love@yahoo.com thanks in advance.

sent

classicTutor:
Congrat bro! Please, I will like to have d copy! Thanks bro. Agboolaolasunkanmi7@gmail.com

Sent.

jennysuper:
pls send too I really need it, dachiunlimited@gmail.com

Sent.

jideniceguy:
Congrats bro. I'm a serving corp member passing out next month too. Please could you send me a copy of your CV so I could follow the steps in writing mine too. my mail is jide.muraina@aol.com thanks in advance.

Sent it. Pls acknowledge receipt.

Benjom:
This is just the beginning of your success and thanks for the mention. It'll be foolishness to be shameful of or ignore what is gainful. You're just like that one leper who returned out of ten to show his gratitude. May God perfect your testimony.

Long live .Com !

Long live Nairaland !!

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Grateful sir.

xfire:
Wow...congrats!
I am happy that you found my write-up useful. I hope you will be also use this medium (Nairaland) to share your lessons and experiences.
This is just the beginning. You have a lot more ahead of you. Congrats once again!

Cheers.....

I will sir. Once again, I am grateful.

I am so grateful to God for taking me off the labour market even before I stepped into it.
I started applying for jobs early last month. Got an invite for the last application. It was a very tough interview sessions. Got interviewed by 3 different department inclusive of the MD. The MD curiosity was based on how I got his private email.
Long story short, I was asked to give them my date of resumption. I will have my POP as a worker. All glory to *God*. I want to use this medium to thank the nairaland crew, xfire (learnt so much from his thread "getting the dream job" Debbie for her posts, www..com (their cv formats and tutoring work), the internet (third time I am getting a placement via the internet), Seun (the nairaland brain), lalasticlala and all nairalanders.
#happymood#

Coming from Abuja, a city inhabited by the most "smartest" Pickpockets, I used to think that I was probably the last person a "learning" pocket-picking street urchin could ever outsmart.
My most memorable encounter with those dreaded touts yesterday kept me pondering all day.
In broad day light. Before my very eyes. And in the shortest known flash to a man, I was dispossessed of my phone. Funny enough, I was forced to sheepishly grin while the whole drama was unfolding. The fact I was spotting the NYSC khaki maybe informed their devilish decision. The misdirecting antiques and approach of the "master" pickpocket was inexplicably laudable. Honestly, I was thrilled.
But thank God for the spirit of timely revelation. Though he succeeded in picking the phone without an iota of suspicion, before he could say Jack Robinson I realized the larceny. I got my phone back from him without hassle.
In my conclusion, the smartest pickpocket in Abuja is a "learning learner" in Lagos.

Embarrassing? Really?
What were you expecting when you have rogues in your house?





Meanwhile here is my experience yesterday in Lagos.


Coming from Abuja, a city inhabited by the most "smartest" Pickpockets, I used to think that I was probably the last person a "learning" pocket-picking street urchin could ever outsmart.
My most memorable encounter with those dreaded touts yesterday kept me pondering all day.
In broad day light. Before my very eyes. And in the shortest known flash to a man, I was dispossessed of my phone. Funny enough, I was forced to sheepishly grin while the whole drama was unfolding. The fact I was spotting the NYSC khaki maybe informed their devilish decision. The misdirecting antiques and approach of the "master" pickpocket was inexplicably laudable. Honestly, I was thrilled.
But thank God for the spirit of timely revelation. Though he succeeded in picking the phone without an iota of suspicion, before he could say Jack Robinson I realized the larceny. I got my phone back from him without hassle.
In my conclusion, the smartest pickpocket in Abuja is a "learning learner" in Lagos.

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What is the location? And what is the name of the company?

Nigerian politicians.......
Driving world's most expensive cars on dilapidated death traps called roads.


*hisses*

..No matter how high the eagle soar, it will always return to the ground to pick on its preys...

Meanwhile, other politicians are busy padding the already devalued budget. While other shameless ones are still jostling for key positions.

The public row between the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara, and his erstwhile ally and former chairman of the House Appropriation Committee, Abdulmumin Jibrin, has provided a glimpse into how lawmakers routinely make billions of naira by inserting fictitious projects into the national budget each year.
Nigerians have been appalled at the scale of alleged fraud perpetrated in the National Assembly, as revealed by Mr. Jibrin.
PREMIUM TIMES’ digital lead, Emmanuel Ogala, who covered the National Assembly for years, compiles some of the spilled secrets that summarily highlight the many ways criminal-minded lawmakers steal from the nation’s commonwealth.
Here are 11 ways to get rich quickly through the budget:
1. Get elected into the National Assembly –you can go to Senate or House of Representatives. It doesn’t really matter.
2. Be a good friend of the Speaker or Senate President, and the respective chairpersons of appropriation committees. That is the legislative committee that vets the budget.
3. Think up some flimsy projects – say, boreholes to provide water for your poor constituents. It is called constituency project.
4. Look for a government agency or ministry that can smuggle that project into the budget for you and lobby the target Minister or DG. Of course the respective committee chairman in the National Assembly must know.
5. Set up a company. Or get your spouse, brother, sister, or loyalist to register a company that can execute your chosen project.
6. Plead with the chairman of the Appropriation Committee to edit the budget and include your project under the agency or ministry that you lobbied. Because budget figures are usually large, this may seem like adding a cup of water to River Niger. If appropriation chairman refuses to play, lobby the Speaker or the Senate President.
7. Say ‘aye’ on the day the budget is put up for debate. (This step is not very critical. You can decide not to show up and it will be bundled with the entire budget and passed. Almost all of your colleagues are in it.)
8. After the Ministry of Finance has released funds, approach the head of the agency to award the contract for your project to the company in #5. Most heads may require their share upfront. You can’t trust anyone in this business!
9. The company gets cash deposit from ministry or agency. It is withdrawn and handed to you. You can share with anyone that helped the process, but you’ll sure retain the bulk of it.
10. Sink a borehole in your community with a very tiny fraction of the money and call national TVs to come cover the “commissioning of your constituency projects”.
11. Plan for next year.
Did we miss anything?

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/207610-how-nigerian-senators-reps-pad-national-budgets-and-make-billions.html

neocortex:
Don't be misinformed, these criminals are not foreigners, they previously operates
as vandals but have turned into terrorizing their neighbours because oil no longer
flows in the pipeline.

I blame the media for making it look like an invasion.

neocortex:
Don't be misinformed, these criminals are not foreigners, they previously operates
as vandals but have turned into terrorizing their neighbours because oil no longer
flows in the pipeline.

I blame the media for making it look like an invasion.

....and they are progressing slowly into the west.
It's a shame!!!


BTW
OP please change your thread caption. It does not depict the content of the thread.
Suggestion: Just put it 'a cleric died from a phobia common to a particular tribe when hoodlums invaded a community'.
From the caption, we will deduce the region he hailed from.

abike12:
I understand, the whole thing is heart breaking. maybe he will do insemination.

He could be the Nigerian Jessica Cox....who knows?

abike12:
His life is not ruined. If your usefulness in life is tied to your dick speak for yourself. Don't be professing such on this young child. This boy can come up with the cure for AIDS tomorrow.

Not refuting that fact. But Sis, my enthusiasm for offsprings informed my comment.

Poor child!!
His life has been completely ruined.
Now a eunuch...
What is my pride as a man without my 'pee pee'?

Some of our religious leaders have become "Nigerian politicians"

Eyah......if dem go heaven, they are safe.
But if God mete out his judgement according to his word in the bible, na now their Joni go start.