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2. Do you mind if I disclose my ATM pin to you?
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MEED NETWORKS, a renowned ICT firm is offering the public, especially the teeming graduates, prospective ICT specialist, Engineers and all ICT-inclined persons who wish to attain career growth and actualization of that dream career in the area of IT/Telecommunication, the opportunity to be trained and certified in the area of fiber optic technology, (CFOT). Meed Network is one of the fewest firms in West Africa authorised by FOA, the universal body that certifies qualified trained persons in Fiber Optics technologies. One of out tutors, Mr. Ahmed Atere, is one of the first certified and authorised Fiber Optics trainers in West Africa. You will have the opportunity to be trained by him.
The forthcoming training cost has been heavily lowered, to help those who are interested but do not have the required amount. The package includes the training materials, training exercise, practicals, breakfast during trainings and certification examination. The training will commence on 24-08-2015
Against the usual #135000 naira charge, there is a reduction of a whooping #60000. This makes the training and certification only #75000.
NOTE: This discount training will be only at the Abuja center. This is a rare opportunity. Use it judiciously.
For more information, visit www.meednetworks.com or info@meednetworks.com

The primary focus of this course is to provide a comprehensive coverage of the best practices for the deployment of optical communication networks. Optical fiber installation, fusion & mechanical splicing, connectorization, acceptance testing, troubleshooting, and much more is taught with lots of hands-on practice. Comprehensive hands-on activities and the underlying theory are combined to provide a firm understanding of the concepts underpinning the deployment of optical communication networks. Also provided is coverage of the major developments in wide-band, optical cross connect, transceiver, and waveguide type devices that lay the foundation for next-generation networks

CFOS/D The Certified Fiber Optics Specialist / Design CFOS/D training would enable engineers to gain a quality knowledge on being experts in field of fiber optics profession.

What you will Learn:

· Introduction to fiber optic design

· Overview of Fiber Optic Installations Outside plant and premises

· Planning A Fiber Optic Network Choosing components

· Design Review (Component compatibilities, Power budget, Environmental requirements etc.)

· Testing And Documentation

· Estimating

· Writing A Project Specification

· Lab Exercises including case studies covering designing several networks, at least on.



Please be informed that the promo price covers extensive training, exams and certification of all participants. If you need any further information please feel free to contact me via phone or email.

Thank you and we look forward to your participation soon.

Best Regards,

What you will learn:

The primary focus of this course is to provide a comprehensive coverage of the best practices for the deployment of optical communication networks. Optical fiber installation, fusion & mechanical splicing, connectorization, acceptance testing, troubleshooting, and much more is taught with lots of hands-on practice. Comprehensive hands-on activities and the underlying theory are combined to provide a firm understanding of the concepts underpinning the deployment of optical communication networks. Also provided is coverage of the major developments in wide-band, optical cross connect, transceiver, and waveguide type devices that lay the foundation for next-generation networks

CFOS/D The Certified Fiber Optics Specialist / Design CFOS/D training would enable engineers to gain a quality knowledge on being experts in field of fiber optics profession.

What you will Learn:

· Introduction to fiber optic design

· Overview of Fiber Optic Installations Outside plant and premises

· Planning A Fiber Optic Network Choosing components

· Design Review (Component compatibilities, Power budget, Environmental requirements etc.)

· Testing And Documentation

· Estimating

· Writing A Project Specification

· Lab Exercises including case studies covering designing several networks, at least on.



Please be informed that the promo price covers extensive training, exams and certification of all participants. If you need any further information please feel free to contact me via phone or email.

Thank you and we look forward to your participation soon.

Best Regards,

MEED NETWORKS, a renowned ICT firm is offering the public, especially the teeming graduates, prospective ICT specialist, Engineers and all ICT-inclined persons who wish to attain career growth and actualization of that dream career in the area of IT/Telecommunication, the opportunity to be trained and certified in the area of fiber optic technology, (CFOT). Meed Network is one of the fewest firms in West Africa authorised by FOA, the universal body that certifies qualified trained persons in Fiber Optics technologies. One of out tutors, Mr. Ahmed Atere, is one of the first certified and authorised Fiber Optics trainers in West Africa. You will have the opportunity to be trained by him.
The forthcoming training cost has been heavily lowered, to help those who are interested but do not have the required amount. The package includes the training materials, training exercise, practicals, breakfast during trainings and certification examination. The training will commence on 24-08-2015
Against the usual #135000 naira charge, there is a reduction of a whooping #60000. This makes the training and certification only #75000.
NOTE: This discount training will be only at the Abuja center. This is a rare opportunity. Use it judiciously.
For more information, visit www.meednetworks.com

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We appreciate your interest in our training programs. With respect to your request on the Fiber optics training, we are pleased to inform you that there will be a 50% slash promo class starting from the 24th to the 27th of August 2015. Actual Training Price : N135,000 Promo price : N75,000 Please See details below; CFOT What you will learn: The primary focus of this course is to provide a comprehensive coverage of the best practices for the deployment of optical communication networks. Optical fiber installation, fusion & mechanical splicing, connectorization, acceptance testing, troubleshooting, and much more is taught with lots of hands-on practice. Comprehensive hands-on activities and the underlying theory are combined to provide a firm understanding of the concepts underpinning the deployment of optical communication networks. Also provided is coverage of the major developments in wide- band, optical cross connect, transceiver, and waveguide type devices that lay the foundation for next-generation networks CFOS/D The Certified Fiber Optics Specialist / Design CFOS/D training would enable engineers to gain a quality knowledge on being experts in field of fiber optics profession. What you will Learn: * Introduction to fiber optic design * Overview of Fiber Optic Installations Outside plant and premises * Planning A Fiber Optic Network Choosing components * Design Review (Component compatibilities, Power budget, Environmental requirements etc.) * Testing And Documentation * Estimating * Writing A Project Specification * Lab Exercises including case studies covering designing several networks, at least on. Please be informed that the promo price covers extensive training, exams and certification of all participants. If you need any further information please feel free to contact me via phone or email. Thank you and we look forward to your participation soon. Best Regards,

We appreciate your interest in our training programs. With respect to your request on the Fiber optics training, we are pleased to inform you that there will be a 50% slash promo class starting from the 24th to the 27th of August 2015. Actual Training Price : N135,000 Promo price : N75,000 Please See details below; CFOT What you will learn: The primary focus of this course is to provide a comprehensive coverage of the best practices for the deployment of optical communication networks. Optical fiber installation, fusion & mechanical splicing, connectorization, acceptance testing, troubleshooting, and much more is taught with lots of hands-on practice. Comprehensive hands-on activities and the underlying theory are combined to provide a firm understanding of the concepts underpinning the deployment of optical communication networks. Also provided is coverage of the major developments in wide- band, optical cross connect, transceiver, and waveguide type devices that lay the foundation for next-generation networks CFOS/D The Certified Fiber Optics Specialist / Design CFOS/D training would enable engineers to gain a quality knowledge on being experts in field of fiber optics profession. What you will Learn: * Introduction to fiber optic design * Overview of Fiber Optic Installations Outside plant and premises * Planning A Fiber Optic Network Choosing components * Design Review (Component compatibilities, Power budget, Environmental requirements etc.) * Testing And Documentation * Estimating * Writing A Project Specification * Lab Exercises including case studies covering designing several networks, at least on. Please be informed that the promo price covers extensive training, exams and certification of all participants. If you need any further information please feel free to contact me via phone or email. Thank you and we look forward to your participation soon. Best Regards,

MEED NETWORKS, a renowned ICT firm is offering the public, especially the teeming graduates, prospective ICT specialist, Engineers and all ICT-inclined persons who wish to attain career growth and actualization of that dream career in the area of IT/Telecommunication, the opportunity to be trained and certified in the area of fiber optic technology, (CFOT). Meed Network is one of the fewest firms in West Africa authorised by FOA, the universal body that certifies qualified trained persons in Fiber Optics technologies. One of out tutors, Mr. Ahmed Atere, is one of the first certified and authorised Fiber Optics trainers in West Africa. You will have the opportunity to be trained by him.
The forthcoming training cost has been heavily lowered, to help those who are interested but do not have the required amount. The package includes the training materials, training exercise, practicals, breakfast during trainings and certification examination. The training will commence on 24-08-2015
Against the usual #135000 naira charge, there is a reduction of a whooping #60000. This makes the training and certification only #75000.
NOTE: This discount training will be only at the Abuja center. This is a rare opportunity. Use it judiciously.
For more information, visit www.meednetworks.com or info@meednetworks.com

MEED NETWORKS, a renowned ICT firm is offering the public, especially the teeming graduates, prospective ICT specialist, Engineers and all ICT-inclined persons who wish to attain career growth and actualization of that dream career in the area of IT/Telecommunication, the opportunity to be trained and certified in the area of fiber optic technology, (CFOT). Meed Network is one of the fewest firms in West Africa authorised by FOA, the universal body that certifies qualified trained persons in Fiber Optics technologies. One of out tutors, Mr. Ahmed Atere, is one of the first certified and authorised Fiber Optics trainers in West Africa. You will have the opportunity to be trained by him.
The forthcoming training cost has been heavily lowered, to help those who are interested but do not have the required amount. The package includes the training materials, training exercise, practicals, breakfast during trainings and certification examination. The training will commence on 24-08-2015
Against the usual #135000 naira charge, there is a reduction of a whooping #60000. This makes the training and certification only #75000.
NOTE: This discount training will be only at the Abuja center. This is a rare opportunity. Use it judiciously.
For more information, visit www.meednetworks.com or info@meednetworks.com

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Medical Students of the Benue State University,
Makurdi, have deposited the coffin of their dead
colleague at the office of the Vice-Chancellor in
protest.
SUNDAY PUNCH gathered that the deceased,
Idoko Nicholas Inalegwu, died in controversial
circumstances after receiving the news of his
withdrawal after spending 10 years in medical
school.
Idoko was withdrawn for failing a re-sit.
A student, who spoke to one of our
correspondents on telephone on condition of
anonymity, said they believed that Idoko took his
life because he could not bear the news that his
10 years in medical was in vain.
“He had been talking about it; that he wished he
died a painless death; that the school had
finished him. There is nowhere in the world that a
medical student is withdrawn after spending 10
years,” he said.
The student said the students had complained
about the manner in which examinations were
conducted, where re-sits were prolonged for up to
one year, as against the stipulated six weeks,
with no efforts to engage the students.
The students, after an altercation at the Benue
State University Teaching Hospital mortuary,
obtained the coffin of their dead colleague and
marched to the VC’s office, vowing not to leave
until their grievances were resolved.
All efforts to reach the Vice-Chancellor, Mrs.
Charity Angya, for comments proved been
abortive as she neither picked several calls made
to her mobile phone nor responded to a text
message sent to her as of the time of filling this
report.
source: www.punchng.com/news/benue-varsity-students-dump-colleagues-corpse-at-vcs-office/

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While many Nigerians have been clamoring for
President Muhammadu Buhari to appoint all
his ministers since he assumed office on May 29,
the former head of state has only named some
key personnel.
Many believe, in the coming days, the president
would announce more appointments.
However, I bring to you the
appointments made so far:
1. Femi Adesina (SSA)
Femi Adesina is the Senior Special Adviser (Media
and Publicity) to the president. Adesina is the
current President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors
(NGE) and serves as the Managing Director/
Editor-in-Chief of The Sun newspapers.He is a
pioneer staff of The Sun newspaper where he
became the editor, and later the managing
director and editor-in-chief, a position he will be
quitting for the new position.
2. Lt. Col Mohammed Abubakar – (ADC )
President Muhammadu Buhari appointed Aide De
Camp, ADC. He is a Lt. Col. Muhammed Lawal
Abubakar from Kano state.An ADC is a personal
assistant or secretary to a person of high rank,
usually a senior military, government officer, or
Head of State. Lawal Abubakar will be
supervising the president’s security details.
3. Lawal Kazaure – State Chief of Protocol
President Muhammadu Buhari appoints Malam
Lawal Kazaure as his State Chief of Protocol
(SCOP) .Abdullahi Kazaure is a career Foreign
Service official and currently serves in Aso Rock
Villa as a Special Assistant (Presidential Matters)
4. Abdulrahman Mani – CSO
Abdulrahman Mani was appointed by President
Muhammadu Buhari as his new chief security
officer (CSO) before his inauguration as president.
He is an operative of the Department of Security
Service (DSS). Mani’s appointment also came
with accelerated promotion by the secret service.
Mani was deployed by the DSS as a security
detail to Buhari in 2011 weeks before he launched
his campaign that year.
5. Ahmed Idris – Account-General of Federation
Ahmed Idris who hails from Kano State, was born
on November 25, 1960 and was until this
appointment, was the Director of Finance and
Accounts in the Federal Ministry of Mines and
Steel Development.
6. Mordecai Ladan – Director, Department of
Petroleum Resources (DPR)
Mordecai was born on the June 24, 1957 and is
married with children. Ladan is a Petrochemist by
profession, who joined DPR in Novermber 23,
1987 as a Senior Analytical Chemist. He has a
B.Sc. (Hons) in Chemistry from the Ahmadu Bello
University, Zaria July 1982; West African School
Certificate from the Federal Government College,
Kano June 1978. He also bagged M.Sc.
Petrochemicals & Hydrocarbon Chemistry from
the University of Manchester Institute of Science
& Technology, UK March 1986. He later became
the Head, Safety, Health and Environment Division
in May 2014 until his recent appointment as
Director, Department of Petroleum Resources. He
is replacing Mr George Osahon, whose tenure
elapsed on June 19.
7. Mrs. Amina Zakari – INEC ag. Chairman
President, Mahammadu Buhari appointed Amina
Zakari as the acting chairman of the Independent
National Electoral Commission on June 30,2015
Amina Bala Zakari, a pharmacist by profession
hails from Jigawa State. She completed her
Secondary Education from the prestigious Queens
College Yaba, Lagos. She graduated with a
Bachelor of Science (B.sc) degree in Pharmacy
with Second Class upper (Best Graduating
Student) in 1980 from Ahmadu Bello University,
Zaria.
She had her National Youth Service Programme at
the Federal University of Technology, Bauchi
between 1981 -1982, where she set up a
Pharmacy and Drug Store Dispensary as her
service year project.
She then moved into the consultancy field to
serve in various capacities as a consultant in
Health and Social Services from 1997 up till her
appointment as National Commissioner, INEC.
8. Lawal Daura – the director general (DG) of the
Department of Security Services (DSS)
President Muhammadu Buhari replaced Ita
Ekpenyong by appointing his kinsman on July 2.
However, on the next day, the presidency
explained that Lawal Musa Daura was called from
his retirement and would be the new acting DG of
the DSS.
9. Garba Shehu
President appointed Garba Shehu as the Senior
Special Assistant (Media and Publicity). Garba
Shehu is a veteran journalist and former
newspaper editor. Garba Shehu served as the
Director, Media and Publicity of the APC
Presidential Campaign Council. He was the
President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors sixteen
years ago.

While many Nigerians have been clamoring for
President Muhammadu Buhari to appoint all
his ministers since he assumed office on May 29,
the former head of state has only named some
key personnel.
Many believe, in the coming days, the president
would announce more appointments.
However, I bring to you the
appointments made so far:
1. Femi Adesina (SSA)
Femi Adesina is the Senior Special Adviser (Media
and Publicity) to the president. Adesina is the
current President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors
(NGE) and serves as the Managing Director/
Editor-in-Chief of The Sun newspapers.He is a
pioneer staff of The Sun newspaper where he
became the editor, and later the managing
director and editor-in-chief, a position he will be
quitting for the new position.
2. Lt. Col Mohammed Abubakar – (ADC )
President Muhammadu Buhari appointed Aide De
Camp, ADC. He is a Lt. Col. Muhammed Lawal
Abubakar from Kano state.An ADC is a personal
assistant or secretary to a person of high rank,
usually a senior military, government officer, or
Head of State. Lawal Abubakar will be
supervising the president’s security details.
3. Lawal Kazaure – State Chief of Protocol
President Muhammadu Buhari appoints Malam
Lawal Kazaure as his State Chief of Protocol
(SCOP) .Abdullahi Kazaure is a career Foreign
Service official and currently serves in Aso Rock
Villa as a Special Assistant (Presidential Matters)
4. Abdulrahman Mani – CSO
Abdulrahman Mani was appointed by President
Muhammadu Buhari as his new chief security
officer (CSO) before his inauguration as president.
He is an operative of the Department of Security
Service (DSS). Mani’s appointment also came
with accelerated promotion by the secret service.
Mani was deployed by the DSS as a security
detail to Buhari in 2011 weeks before he launched
his campaign that year.

5. Ahmed Idris – Account-General of Federation
Ahmed Idris who hails from Kano State, was born
on November 25, 1960 and was until this
appointment, was the Director of Finance and
Accounts in the Federal Ministry of Mines and
Steel Development.
6. Mordecai Ladan – Director, Department of
Petroleum Resources (DPR)
Mordecai was born on the June 24, 1957 and is
married with children. Ladan is a Petrochemist by
profession, who joined DPR in Novermber 23,
1987 as a Senior Analytical Chemist. He has a
B.Sc. (Hons) in Chemistry from the Ahmadu Bello
University, Zaria July 1982; West African School
Certificate from the Federal Government College,
Kano June 1978. He also bagged M.Sc.
Petrochemicals & Hydrocarbon Chemistry from
the University of Manchester Institute of Science
& Technology, UK March 1986. He later became
the Head, Safety, Health and Environment Division
in May 2014 until his recent appointment as
Director, Department of Petroleum Resources. He
is replacing Mr George Osahon, whose tenure
elapsed on June 19.
7. Mrs. Amina Zakari – INEC ag. Chairman
President, Mahammadu Buhari appointed Amina
Zakari as the acting chairman of the Independent
National Electoral Commission on June 30,2015
Amina Bala Zakari, a pharmacist by profession
hails from Jigawa State. She completed her
Secondary Education from the prestigious Queens
College Yaba, Lagos. She graduated with a
Bachelor of Science (B.sc) degree in Pharmacy
with Second Class upper (Best Graduating
Student) in 1980 from Ahmadu Bello University,
Zaria.
She had her National Youth Service Programme at
the Federal University of Technology, Bauchi
between 1981 -1982, where she set up a
Pharmacy and Drug Store Dispensary as her
service year project.
She then moved into the consultancy field to
serve in various capacities as a consultant in
Health and Social Services from 1997 up till her
appointment as National Commissioner, INEC.
8. Lawal Daura – the director general (DG) of the
Department of Security Services (DSS)
President Muhammadu Buhari replaced Ita
Ekpenyong by appointing his kinsman on July 2.
However, on the next day, the presidency
explained that Lawal Musa Daura was called from
his retirement and would be the new acting DG of
the DSS.
9. Garba Shehu
President appointed Garba Shehu as the Senior
Special Assistant (Media and Publicity). Garba
Shehu is a veteran journalist and former
newspaper editor. Garba Shehu served as the
Director, Media and Publicity of the APC
Presidential Campaign Council. He was the
President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors sixteen
years ago.

This is a primary school classroom in the 21st
century Benue state. I can imagine these children
daily singing a national pledge to a country that
has forgotten they ever exist. In both rain and
sunshine learning for them is hard and harsh yet
the country netted N41.6 Trillion in revenue in the
last four years.
I strongly believe that Gov Samuel Ortom will
provide a decent and competitive learning
environment for this disadvantaged group.

The Rivers State Government said on Sunday that
70 of the 80 persons who took contaminated
local gin, also known as Ogogoro, earlier this
month, died.
Nnanna Onyekwere, the Director Public Health
Services, Rivers Ministry of Health, told the News
Agency of Nigeria in Port Harcourt on Sunday
that two of the survivors had visual impairment.
He said the cases were reported in Woji and
Gokana communities in the state.
“So far, in the past one week, we have not had
any more deaths or new cases. The situation has
been under control.
“In the beginning, it started somewhere in Woji
and by the time we had the last count, we had
about 80 persons tracked down, who took the
drink, out of which 70 had died.
“The rest survived while two had visual
impairment as a result of the drink,’’ he said.
According to Mr. Onyekwere, the state
government had liaised with the relevant
stakeholders, especially dealers of the local gin,
to educate and enlighten the people on current
happenings.
“The state has done so much already. We started
with public enlightenment with grassroot
mobilization in collaboration with the National
Orientation Agency and Road Transport Workers.
“Luckily, with the Federal Government’s
announcement banning the gin, NAFDAC and the
police are now working with us . We have
achieved success in terms of control,” he said.
Mr. Onyekwere said the state government had
done a line listing of those affected, getting their
level of disability or those who lost somebody
because government wanted to assist them
source: www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/185455-ogogoro-kills-70-people-in-rivers-official.html

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The building is still under construction now

Yes....but phase 1 is almost finished

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