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Lordmykel:
Posted on monday, Medical Laboratory Science, seems we all belong to the same faculty

wat was ur jamb score

jasedu60:
Yes.

ok

jasedu60:
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I hv been posted to uniben by jamb recently, can I apply? I will soon b a student

Cutehector:
I will still pass d examination..

I will not just pass, I will pass very well, asin AA

scored 201, was posted to uniben_mathematics

Cutehector:
Lecturer ; who is the course rep of this class?





Students: Mute!!!b




Op: I am sir


Students: aproko.. who is dis busybody now (in their thoughts)



Lecturer: Alright so I will be giving u the handouts to go and photocopy



Students: Excuse me sir, he is not the course rep ooooooooo. We don't have a course rep



Lecturer: but I thought I asked the class for the course rep and the whole class kept mute until d young man stood up.



Op: sir don't mind them, they are jealous at the mention of handout.

thanks

checkpoint:
make friends with everyone in your department. when the time comes volunteer and they'll pick you.

thanks

Aviero:
First of all, why do you want to be a class rep? You have the passion to serve?
OR
You just want the fame that comes with it? So that fvcking all the girls will be easier for you .
OR
You're already thinking of eating money.

Back then, the GST lecturers will tell the course rep that he needs the full list of students in soft copy. You all know that an empty disc is just #50, right?

The course rep will now ask everybody to pay #100 (the disc, and typing inclusive), and start threatening that if you do not pay, your name wouldn't be on it. As #100 isn't much na, guys go just pay to avoid long talk.

In a class of close to 200 students, (200 X 100 = #20,000). That's how much the course rep makes. And he does that for three other courses. He has some goons that he settles, and they always support his corrupt ass..

And nobody actually cared. When you have lots of problem (like what you'll eat when you get back, how you're going to cajole that girl to come over, or how you plan on saving your collapsing CGPA)..

CORRUPTION TI TAKE OVER!!!

I want to serve

golor:
It simple, when admitted, make sure you resume very very early and attend your frist lecture of your academic pursuit,with a maker and something to erase the board,if needs be. After that,if the lecturer is done and nothing of that nature is bin said by your colleague or first lecturer,when d lecturer is about going, approach him and ask for his number,telling him that you wants to get it, so that you can remind him of next class......go locate your senior colleague very early,how do you do that? Always stay in your dept and if you see anybody,approach him calmly nd ask for his level,if he happen to be your senior, beg him calmly for past question,then take the past question to your colleague by the starting of your second class,then make it known for them to photocopy,the moment a lecturer comes in nd ask who is your class rep,they will automatically call you,without any vote.


In essence try to show some leadership potential..........you have a lot to benefit,as a class rep,if it a school or dept dat do take sorting,consider yourself having A or B without sorting cos you will be the one to arrange student for lecturer......aside sorting most lecturer do favour class rep.

Wishing you d best bro,but pls help check my signature,have help you,help me too.


The point I gave you is the key.

thank u very much

hello pals, am about gaining admission into the university to study mathematics....(uniben) but one thing I like to become is the class rep..therefore I need advice on how to get d position. how do I go about it? who do I meet?
pls, help a brother...

Koats14:
seems no one with 230 below has been posted. Any Civil Engineering aspirant of Unilorin that has been posted?

Baba God, pick up abeg!

hmmmmmmm, I scored 201 hv been posted uniben, maths

duduade:
was that what you filled

yes

Akjr:
what was ur score in jamb n wat did u applied plz

201, I applied for edu & maths

I was posted to uniben.. edu & maths

07068996260

jerome4god@outlook.com

can we apply with waec?

let's wait and see

CaptainEColeJnr:
OP
All these points you mentioned will only result in futility if you fail to add one thing.





What is that thing?





Hmmmmm






Guess





































Avoid Girlfriends

captaincole, u dey here too,
I hail o

CaptainEColeJnr:
That's an open secret known only to uniben officials and to volatile in-depth mathematicians

"UNA MEHN"

CaptainEColeJnr:
Yea.. I saw that in the past questions but we weren't given last year.. so it's a probability.

Hehe.. indefatigable .. just learnt a new word

pls I want to ask
are all d questions 1mark each? (eng & gp)

Page07:
enter school... locate engineering faculty. Tell them to show you where ICT is

thanks

pls pals, how do I locate ICT (AKWA IBOM CLASS)
and what and what are we to take to the exam hall?

CaptainEColeJnr:
Baba.. ask no further ..

You should be able to smell the testerone na..

Can't you smell the engine?

All the Engine boys are writing on Wednesday

Keep it real... till we meet bro

same 29th

Greatfavourfx:
Hi guys, i just logged in my uniben account with my phone .......My exam is on monday 27th june!!!!



Reprinting has started today being friday.....Hurry and check urs now!!!!!

drop d site for me

Greatfavourfx:
your email address

how u take dey check am? pls check for maths education