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I Need help joor. Is mtn bis still workin on android.

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NEED HELP. NEED HELP. Sum1 sud help me. Is MTN BIS still workin on android.

[quote author=leonshom]Barcelona quartet Carles Puyol, Sergio Busquets, Cesc Fabregas and Xavi are all in line to return to the starting lineup for Tuesday's clash against Real Madrid after being rested over the weekend.

Defender Adriano is a doubt with a hamstring problem, but assistant coach Jordi Roura has an otherwise clean bill of health.

Madrid welcomes back Xabi Alonso (groin), Karim Benzema (knee) and Raphael Varane (muscle strain) from injury.

Sergio Ramos, Fabio Coentrao and Angel Di Maria also return after missing the first leg through suspension, while Kaka is pushing for a start after his match-winning contribution against Deportivo La Coruna on Saturday. Madrid all d way. Gonna nack barck pulala dis 9t.

Jarus: Even in the most calamitous of situations one thing you can't take away from Nigerians is their creative sense of humour.

The Social Media has helped brought this out.

During the fuel subsidy saga, we heard jokes like:

Subsideen, subsidats, chukwusubsidy, oluwasubsidizemi, etc

When Dana crash occurred, jokes like these were circulated:

If you are going out in Nigeria now, look back to be sure the kidnappers are not behind you, look up to be sure a plane is not crashing on your head, look sideways to be sure a car is not coming etc.

Now, Super Eagles are drawing matches and they created:

1, Which one draws pass: a, Okro b, Ogbono c, Super Eagles

2, Important information to all Super Eagles fan: If you love Super Eagles and wish them victory today, please don't eat okro, okoho, ogbono, ewedu, or any soup that draws

Which other event have I missed out and what's the associated joke?

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