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haftob:
I've actually seen someone lyk dat b4, I asked the person to solve a physics question for me, I noticed he can't even read the question well but honestly the guy knws wat he's to do, he broke down the question and explained it to me in detail using yoruba.

Tattooboy:
yes o. Biko make FG chose Lagos na

Umartins1:
Some Maths questions for your pleasure.




I did not put options to avoid guess work. Work it out, they're cheap questions sourced from Jamb PAQ.

Coolboi05:
Dis makes me feel lyk cryng 4 som guys...

2kurupt:
^^^See my reply above. That makes two olodos...

2kurupt:
Follow this link http://www.learnamericanenglishonline.com/Proverbs/Proverbs_I.html

Pay attention during English language classes you refused, see how you just embarrassed yourself?

Next time use Google if you're not sure of a thing, you must think all nairaland users are educated illiterates like you.

tonywirelex:
come to ABU u'll see guyZ who cannot compose a simple english but are very good academically....
sometimes it's not abt hw well u speak or hw well u write.

We received an email this morning from someone
who according to the information he provided,
claimed to be a final year student of the Federal
Polytechnic Nekede, Owerri Imo state.
The mail was supposed to be an application letter for
a job in Myschool Limited.
Below is the exact copy of the letter. However, the
phone number, email and name of the sender have
been excluded to protect his identity.
"Subject:
Requestion for a postion
Message:
Myschool, i really appreciate ur site for d academics
updates daily, weldone, may
GOd give u people d strength and capital in ur
servies. Becos of dat am pleasing to
apply for employing as a a school ADMIN IN MY
SCHOOL OR ANY position IN UR OFFICE
PLS. Iam a young handsome guy from AKWA IBOM
but am school in nekede poly final, in
d dept of ****** engineering , a programer,
webdesigner, a blogger,and odas online
stuffs.i have d following site by me: a bulksms site, a
bloging site,a personal site,
a shopping site and odas.i have a 2 yrs working
experience with JOAS AFRICA
COMPANY,UBA BANK,etc. Pls hoping to hear a reply
ur office. Thanks. "
It is not as if we all must be gurus in the use of
English language. Some mistakes are
understandable.
However, the poor punctuations, spellings and gross
grammatical errors that characterized the content of
the mail above especially when juxtaposed with the
fact that this is coming from a final year student;
someone who will soon be a certified graduate is
really worrisome and makes you wonder who is to be
blamed - the student or his supposed teachers/
lecturers or the country?
Mind you, the reason we published this is not to
condemn the sender or present him in a bad light.
But to let others learn from it. A letter like this will
out rightly get you disqualified for any job. Unless
otherwise, the use of English language is not a
criterion.

ibietela2:
Yet to lose though with many restart

Ada96:
Robinhez n co help him am coming *zooms off in my Lamborghini *

Pukka36:
lof U mean?

Ada96:
bloda like play like play freda the sweet pea don chance us

Ada96:
lol you nor get work before na ...its allowed

Pukka36:
Shey U nr see say the guy said last yearabi U get last year Pq?

Ada96:
okay I give up! *jumps into the river*

Pukka36:
Abeg where did U get this from

Ada96:
I nor fit kill myself buh *shaves head* and *wears sack cloth * I will make it 70days

Ada96:
the God I serve nko? he will fight my battles on my behalf ....ha he will even kill for my sake *enters 40days fasting *

Ada96:
lol okay waheva rme ....let him win the money first before I know weda to kill you or nah

Ada96:
bet the last time I checked your 7th name was "everyone" not "us"

fabre4:
guys pls my fm tells me the installer can not run on my computer ui mode what should I do

Ada96:
yes us

eghos12:
robinhex information reach me say engine question na 90 in 40 mins last year aspirant share me the info.

slito:
bro thanks I appreciate alot