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funlord:
Haba? Corkscrew choke!

I decree!

johnydon22:
Its an astronomical unit of distance measurement, whereas the approx duration it takes time to travel from that distance. . .1light year approximately 9trillion kilometers

thanks boss

I hate it when the actor die in a movie
nice concept though @IamTobie

nigerianium:

You want your PATIENCE tested? GOOD LUCK then.

errmmm.....

i'm like a chameleon, its difficult for me to be caught!

MrCork:
...great response...sounds like yo head is not correct..ediiiot boy!

no offence, but u sound like someone suffering from low reasoning syndrome!

Truckpusher:
You dey vex for the boy.

u look at ur condition first b4 u think of throwing 1st attack..
even Rodriguez tried to calm him down buh d guy just wan try wetin he dey watch for WWE

Does guys for massage him face with blows....

nigerianium:
'Fear fear'? Soon you'd realize. Thread cautiously. The path to duelling is riddled with quicksand (bans).

i've been in detention b4 (antispmbot) but never in the prison (Mod ban)
i specialize in e-scoreboards and memes

johnydon22:
We live on the milky way galaxy and i think that a blackhole seats on the center of most massive blackholes these are submassive blackholes. . and yes we have one in our milky way galaxy. .

The distance from our solar system to the center of our galaxy is like 25,000 to 30,000 light years. . . that is multiply 9trillion kilometers to either 25,000 or 30,000 you will see we are practically at a safe distance

haha...thank God!

ermm....how would u define a light year?

Truckpusher:
Buhahaha

MrCork:
..HELLO UNEMPLOY NAIRALANDERS...WELL APAT FROM ME...DID ANYBORY GO TO CHURCH TODAY?(no ofeense)

I did!
crackhead

nigerianium:

That dude and FunLord are crazy. They go about igniting duels and keeping e-scoreboards...

...But way better than the boring predictable folks here.

We live to duel, we learn to duel, we duel to learn and learn to live.

i love duel!

nigerianium:

fear fear u dont wanna get in someone's black book eh?

Pukka36:
Tales by moonlight:/

how is ur sunday?

johnydon22:
Blackholes are incredibly large chunk of gravitational point. where gravity has gotten so strong that the escape velocity is faster than light. and this means nothing can escape the gravitational pull of a blackhole even light is not fast enough, it is said to form as an aftermath of the death of a supergiant star

ok tnx.
so do we have just one blackhole or a are they numerous..
is anyblackhole close to earth (just to be careful )

Imagine dat small Neymar con dey form hard man
dem for leave dem make dem beat foolishness comot for him head dat day

prettythicksme:
I am fine dear,wetin make u chop ban naa?

Dharay is a Gattuso!
he's synonymous with anything trouble! even the colour of his font says alot

nigerianium:

Forget the frontpage craze, this is where the fun is. The epicenter of Nairaland, I dare add.

hehe....I'll take ur word man!

heard, this has been the slaughter house for so many deactivated monikers

Pukka36:
...And U go dey form say U nr dey sing

I'm a Kirk Franklin sis!

we do beautiful music, but we don't sing

Ogbehadanyel:
What would u do if ur girl dat u av dated 4 3years abandon u and now she z planing of gettin maried to ur cousin.

i would ask her to pour water into acid when she's at home with my cousin

Teempakguy:
may I?

ermmm....No!

we should make the thread as interactive as possible

BackFromZone2:

ßoys ain't smilinq o0.

hahaha...wetin happen?

i see so many hidden comments

i'll be regular here frm now on

IamTobie:
Yea, but I'm still working on the iambic metres, etc... Tis a long poem... Would soon be available. In few weeks, you should be able to read the complete poem once u google the title...

wow! u have a website too??

Anyone to explain "black hole" to me
Johnydon22

IamTobie:
My eyes threaten the potency of the sun;
As termites chase after light, so do women;
Chase after my manhood from dawn to dawn;
I change them as the swallows change the glen;
I stand a god, my thrust a princess will die to feel;
My foetus was betrothed to a goddess before my birth;
My chest is wide, my muscles stronger than steel;
My existence threaten the hand of death! Ife with all this, I still deserve you not;
For ravaging your groin lips, I deserve no pity;
Cry no more, God knows my soul does rot;
In the confinement of my atrocity.


Ife, the sky is too small to measure my love;
No adjective can qualify your perfection;
Rise from your blood, oh peerless dove;
I won't get away with this abomination;
God knows my names has become remorse;
Ife; breaking you means breaking my life;
I heap this day with great curse,but not as worse;
As the one I heap on my life, my name is strife.


Ten billion years will haunt me and make me a slave;
The sands of time will judge me, they will worship you;
Ife, I will be in remorse even in my grave;
God won't forgive me, please don't forgive me too.
As May breaks juggernauts with it's breeze;
So shall nature break my heart, and more;
I will catch cold when you walk, and it will increase;
When I remember I made you sore........


Lines From: RAPING IFE.


#remorse
#lust
#love
#pain
#regret
#agony
#beauty
#virginity.
#suicide.
#rape
#raped

is dat one of ur publications sir?

#happysunday

I have a feeling this thread will be dominated by Giants! leaving the Amateurs to wallow in amazement!

#observing

Space Booked!

FuckItzDharay:

got banned on my main account.

King Suarez,...sorry, King Dharay!!

always getting banned, but coming back to win all awards!

Can someone pls summarize what happened here yesterday?

Ada96:
*jumps down from no where * if he did it before?? he would do it again!!!!!! #sameGod ...Happy happy Sunday guys :*

Tye Tribbett!!!!

sameGOD right now!

VIPERVENOM:
Nobody gives d assists better dan d man himself. Little wonder he was player of d year

yeah..he's a good player....but u cant compare him to my Rodriguez or Eriksen

*sighs*
what a day!

i no knw why dem dey hype this sterling sef