₦airaland Forum

TheFacelessMan:


I was a currency smuggler for the late dictator Muammar Gaddafi.

This is a true story of an adventure in the Sahara Desert....

Olufela30:
HIM SEF GET HE OWN FOR BODY !!!
Buh not my problem !!!

TheFacelessMan:
Many years back.... i met the bodyguard of a target at Cote D'Argent.

Moussa Coulibaly was as wide as he was tall. At least 6 feet 6 inches....

He was said to have black belts in 4 different martial arts.

He was heavily fortified with bulletproof...both Oyinbo and African type if you catch my drift....

He was between the door and my target. All black muscles rippling... no difference between him and a gorilla.

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He bunched his fists and i knew one punch would break most of my ribs.


We squared off to fight... 5 minutes later, i was like this

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He beat the living daylights out of me. There was no way i could win.

I looked up at him weakly, spitting out loose teeth and murmured something.

"Come again?" He asked with a broad smile.

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"DODGE THIS!"

As i tossed him a grenade

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

callmeVIBRANT:
Naija to the world
Afonja to the world
Afonja amaka

BornagainThief:

aAK1:
Available

dapsoneh:
as in eh! How would you create problem for yourself by putting two players with ego in the same locker room. They will still spend heavily too to bring doom to themselves... Oyinbo, the way they reason sef

dapsoneh:
I SEE THE END OF JUVE WITH RONALDO AND POGBA UNDER THE SAME UMBRELLA

Preshy561:
I can't see our nairaland impoverished atheists flexing their muscles on Islamic thread. That's to say that they are only anti Christ not atheist.
Confused bunch.

ufuosman:
D hustling go pay major....

rawitools:
not u bro that Lucifer guy

rawitools:
I wish I knew the guy behind this moniker Nigeria is in shambles and u de talk rubbish na cut to size fit ur head bros. To that Lucifer guy.

LuciferQuran:
I don't see anything wrong in it.

They actually did him a solid by offering him free training on Amphibious Survival Techniques which will be very valuable to him in the event of a war breakout.

The ingrate should first provide his mailing address so invoice for their noble services can be sent to him since he wants to prove sense.

Rubbish.
I hate insensitive people!



*spits

AprokoGirl:

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
One useless agbaya scammed me off my Phone (Infinix hot note my bf got me). The thief was targeting my purse and Debit card but my instincts were on point but wasn't enough to protect my phone.


Don't believe it if it's too good to be true.

LordsApostle:
Stop being foolish brother, No God or God like thing protects anybody, it is the duty of humans to come together and secure themselves from harm and for the future.

Like my mentor Barack Obama will say

"Whilst freedom is a gift from God it must be secured by men"

Jokerman:
The G.O.A.T Ronaldo

1st player to win the best player award on EPL, laliga and Serie A...

EngrMcDon:
Why is it so easy to kill these days? Lord please protect the innocent

Dizu:
Very fine player... Will be a good buy for Barcelona

tohyorsih2:
lol

tohyorsih2:
What are you insinuating?

FlyingTOMATOE:
Cc Robnectar weldone

tohyorsih2:
Same here

Goodness oo.....Aku oungbe

tohyorsih2:
Oya motigbo be e be

tohyorsih2:
Oya motigbo be e be

tohyorsih2:
me wey i dey vex for you

fasting dey oo

tohyorsih2:

Xray65:
Thanks.
it only comes out while defecating and goes in afterwards. I can't rub cream on it when it's inside