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CrimeRe: Sierra Leone High Court Sentences Nigerian To 30 Years For Cocaine Trafficking by Rochasstatue(f): 1:10pm On Dec 07, 2025
Ngugba you don't know law!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Did Tonto Dikeh Remove Her BBL? by Rochasstatue(f): 2:13pm On Nov 11, 2025
[quote author=Gadafii post=137411018]"Her body her body"


Reality go surely set in las las, then they will realize they made a very stvpid choice.

Kim has allegedly removed hers too, same as Nancy Isime, Tacha etc... they realize that's not enough to keep a man, or the health hazard associated with it.

You forgot to mention Teghjirih, the wife of Jhitegh
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Reacts To Trump's Redesignation Of Nigeria As Country Of Concern by Rochasstatue(f): 7:21pm On Nov 03, 2025
The clown ended up saying nothing.
Christianity EtcRe: As An Usher In The Church, What Would You Do In This Situation? (photos) by Rochasstatue(f): 9:16am On Nov 03, 2025
The only usher that can do this very very well is that clown that got 'adivice' from a mad man.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help! I'm Having Issues With My Prepaid Metre (Photo) by Rochasstatue(f): 8:58pm On Oct 16, 2025
[quote author=IduNaOba post=137145491]This is why I love ABA POWER
You can chat their customer care on WhatsApp and get directions on how to fix, or guidance if you need to come to the office.
They even send people to your house to fix it in less than 3 days.
I saw a lot of good things in ABA during my two months stay there.

If you have sense you should know when Geometric Power came on board.
You should have known that it was Osinbanjo that mediated between Geometric Power and the distribution company serving ABA so that Geometric Power can have a smooth offtake of their generated power.
Where was LP then?
What has that got to do with LP?
Akpa amu.
CrimeRe: 40-Year-Old Nigerian Arrested With Drugs Worth ₦384.8 Million In India by Rochasstatue(f): 8:43am On Sep 23, 2025
Once someone is bursted for drugs, the next is to think of a prophet or apostle..
Then connect it with those I've gone Eastern...
E no hard.
PoliticsRe: Obi, Jonathan Meet In Abuja by Rochasstatue(f): 9:18pm On Sep 11, 2025
Two blind mice
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Meets With Macron by Rochasstatue(f): 5:22pm On Sep 10, 2025
Oluwajagaban!!!!
Omo ogbon!
CrimeRe: Nigerian Theophilis Anwana Jailed 20 Years For Rape In U.S.; Faces Deportation by Rochasstatue(f): 1:03pm On Sep 09, 2025
If you seek to know his tribe, check the shape of his head.
I can bet he is afgone eastern.
PoliticsRe: Soludo Builds First Ever General Hospital In Enugwu-Otu Aguleri by Rochasstatue(f): 4:37pm On Aug 24, 2025
A better name would have been Solution Stilt Hospital
PoliticsRe: Photos: Peter Obi Visits Late Peter Rufai’s Family by Rochasstatue(f): 11:37am On Aug 24, 2025
Chai... 🙆
Them no allow agbotikuyo enter their house.
They kept the fuul outside!
Nnaa eh...
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Campaigns For ADC In Anambra by Rochasstatue(f): 8:36am On Aug 14, 2025
I thought he was the Messiah and both ipob and the people love him.
Why did he go there with armed saykuyritey?
Obi the grouch.
Look at how decrepit his surroundings are in the 2nd pic.
Sinwi
PoliticsRe: Massive Crowd In Jigawa Endorse Tinubu, Namadi For Re-Election by Rochasstatue(f): 7:17am On Aug 12, 2025
lexy2014:
how has tinubu used his "tactics" to successfully tackle corruption, nepotism, cronyism, hunger, unemployment, hardship, poverty, inflation, wasteful government spending, budget padding, insecurity, bad governance, failing public infrastructure, poor medial services and falling standard of education?
So all these things you listed started in 2023?
I will advise you to think critically.
There are 36 state Governors and 774 LG Chairmen.

Start your enquiry from there.

When they tell you state Governors have powers, you think it's a joke.
When you see state Governors trying to control LG administration, you think it is comedy.

Go and learn the 3 tiers of government.
Recite it every morning.
Learn their duties and obligations.

Go and find out how much has been allocated to states and LGA's since 2023.
Why are we hailing Alex Otti or Soludo?
They are working with evidence.

Nigeria is not Tinubu's farm.
Nigeria is being run by 1 President, 36 Governors and 774 LG Chairmen.

Oya repeat the last thing i said.
PoliticsRe: Massive Crowd In Jigawa Endorse Tinubu, Namadi For Re-Election by Rochasstatue(f): 2:16pm On Aug 11, 2025
Tinubu will not come out to speak and demonstrate.
He is a stealth fighter.
His opponents are artillery men.
You can discern them from 200km.
They make deafening noise.
That is the difference between tactics and tactless.
SportsRe: Photos And Videos Of Super Falcons Victory Parade In Lagos by Rochasstatue(f): 6:50am On Jul 31, 2025
They should try to replicate this at Upper Iweka.
Let us see the difference between a state of wisdom and that of a fuul.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Dominican Sisters' College, Abatete, Donates ₦25 Million by Rochasstatue(f): 1:21pm On Jul 28, 2025
No matter how much he spends he will never be President..
After the 2027 elections he will disappear and reappear on 2029 to restart his escapades...
CrimeRe: Nigerian National Arrested With Drugs Worth Over ₦800m In South Africa by Rochasstatue(f): 10:24pm On Jul 13, 2025
Not named..

His head said it all.

Obinna Jeremiah Alozie Onyeogwu...

As easy as A D C.
PoliticsRe: 2027: I Will Not Be A Running Mate To Anybody - Peter Obi by Rochasstatue(f): 9:51pm On Jul 06, 2025
APC was formed to leverage on Buhari's popularity in the North.
It was a straightforward coalition.
ADC was not formed for the same purpose.
All the key actors want to contest for Presidency.

You can now with benefit of hindsight appreciate the sacrifices of Asiwaju in not coming out to contest then.

What stuopid obidients are asking Atiku to do for Obi was what Tinubu did for Buhari without fanfare.

Peter Obi has been played.
Atiku doesn't want him to run so that he can leverage on Ibo hatred towards Tinubu.
He will edge Obi and make him irrelevant aftee making sure all other parties he can defect to have been plugged.

Obi will end up a monkey's uncle.

Atulu ewu.
RomanceRe: 19 Yrs Of Courtship, 13 Yrs Of Living As An Unofficial Couple With 3 Children by Rochasstatue(f): 6:59pm On Jun 20, 2025
The real Frank Obasohan and Mirabel Ekong😀
PoliticsRe: 2027: Opposition Coalition Stalls As Atiku, Obi, Amaechi Clash Over Party Choice by Rochasstatue(f): 9:41am On Jun 09, 2025
The problems aren't the formation of a coalition or the apportioning of offices to vie for.
The main problem is the character and ambition of the principal actors.
Then you factor in money.
They need billions of ₦ to either fund an existing party or form a new party.
They can't get the money.
They won't trust themselves to surrender their money.
Obi will not do that.
Atiku is no longer the wallet he used to be.
Intels has been muscled out of pilotage contracts.
Furthermore the coalition of failures are not interested in LGA, State Houses of Assembly, Governorship, Senatorial and Fed House of Reps elections.
Their main target is the President.
If you cannot position your party to begin from the bottom, you can never get the top position.
The AC and CPC merger succeeded mainly because Tinubu was ready to concede to a candidate that had continued to sweep the North in 4 election cycles.
Also Tinubu was able to mobilise funds.
Those who came in from PDP and APGA, keyed into an already functional hierarchy.
There was no chaos, no feud, no cross cutting secret ambitious.
Atiku needs it more.
He needs rehabilitation.
Obi covers it.
He is a clown.
Amaechi longs for it.
He is bitter.
El'Rufai wants it.
He sees himself as heir to Buhari's throne.

Obi cannot win a presidential election in 2027.
In 2031, the North will mount.
So Obi will have to wait till 2039, when it is the turn of the South to recontest.
How old will he be then?

Atiku is undone by the zoning formula and cannot wait till 2031 to bite the cherry.
That is why he desires to short circuit the zoning formula by bulldozing into the election of 2027.
It cannot work.

The only person that stands to benefit from the entire bedlam is Nasir.
In 2031 he will be well positioned to be coronated at a party primary.
His only undoing is that this coalition will collapse after Tinubu wins the 2027 elections
PoliticsRe: Wike's Fashion: Hit Or Miss? by Rochasstatue(f): 7:16am On Jun 02, 2025
The spirit of Willie or Wilberforce for short is upon him!
PhonesRe: This Happened To My Samsung A16 (Photos) by Rochasstatue(f): 2:46pm On May 20, 2025
It is not advisable to charge your phone with the pouch on.
It causes the battery to over heat.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ope Mercy: 21-Year-Old Benue Girl Declared Missing! Have You Seen Her? by Rochasstatue(f): 8:43am On May 13, 2025
Anything with Obi in it dey always get issues.
CelebritiesRe: Okey Bakassi Becomes King Of Umuihuocha In Mbaise, Imo by Rochasstatue(f): 8:04am On Apr 29, 2025
Chai...
Nduka don become real Royalty before Chief Donatus Akajiaku Nwatakwocharaakakwokwasakwaaka na Njikoka!

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