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PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Witnesses The Arrival Of CMA CGM SCANDOLA At Lekki Port by Rochasstatue(f): 6:43pm On Jan 29, 2024
Those who celebrated a Julius Berger slab at Aba will not be happy.
Rest in peace.
CrimeRe: Police Nab Notorious ‘One Chance Couple’ In Abuja (Photo) by Rochasstatue(f): 10:07am On Jan 12, 2024
Anywhere they go....
CrimeRe: LASTMA Arrests 3 Notorious 'One Chance' Robbers, Recover Operation Vehicle by Rochasstatue(f): 8:34am On Jan 05, 2024
We know them.
Prophetic names.

Jeremiah
Joachim
Jehoshaphat
Jeroboam
Davidinus
Solomon

I don't want to mention where they obviously came from..
Of course from the same direction as the three wise men.
PoliticsRe: Over 163,000 Passengers Benefited From FG Transport Subsidy – Minister by Rochasstatue(f): 7:56am On Jan 02, 2024
Very true.
I am a beneficiary.
Did 176k round trip for my kids on 20th of Dec through GIGM.
Got a 50% refund this morning.
Things can really work with the right attitude.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Nigerian Correctional Centre, Onitsha by Rochasstatue(f): 7:18pm On Dec 31, 2023
Good move.
This is where he will end up.
PoliticsRe: DSS Takes Over Supreme Court Ahead Of Judgment On Nnamdi Kanu by Rochasstatue(f): 1:55pm On Dec 15, 2023
Balkan:
No MNK no peace in SE and Nigeria. MNK is a bone in their throat. Your court has found him not guilty and because you have guns you still keep him.

He will become more powerful when he comes out.
For the slaves who love their chains, MNK is not the reason you are a slave.

Nobody has the guts he has.
A man who called Buhari a mad man while in the open court and still in detention, do you think such a person fears anyone. Think about that

He has a more ruthless follower who is not kind as Kanu. Ekpa is a ruthless figure. Todays judgement will determine a lot.
It is useless talk like this that makes it impossible to attempt a solution to free him.
Calling Buhari a mad man is an achievement and amounts to what you like.
The difference between wisdom and foœlishness lies in the brain and Kanu is the first human existing without a functioning brain.
RomanceRe: My Relationship Just Crashed This Morning. by Rochasstatue(f): 4:26pm On Dec 14, 2023
Nwanne,you don't reprimand a woman for having another guy on her status.
You put another woman on your status.
Someone better than her.
If you want to tame a mad person, adopt an insane attitude.
CrimeRe: Generator Fumes Kill Man, Girlfriend In Delta by Rochasstatue(f): 2:22pm On Dec 12, 2023
He had money to arrange a bash at a night club but had no apartment nor money for a hotel room, so they slept in the girl's shop and died.

The contradiction is deadly
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi With Commonwealth Business Leaders In London (pictures) by Rochasstatue(f): 3:49pm On Nov 29, 2023
Chief of lamba
Always in black
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Having Problems With Loading IKEDC Token? by Rochasstatue(f): 6:15pm On Nov 23, 2023
Murzmann:
You can fix it in just 2 steps below:

Step I:
Enter your meter number and NIN to link your NIN to your prepaid meter in under 2 minutes using this link-
https://smartkyc.ikejaelectric.com/

Step II:
After linking your prepaid meter to your NIN, go ahead and make an electricity purchase on simply buy units from your bank app or Anywhere else. You will receive 2 sets of tokens separate from the light units tokens you bought. These 2 tokens are called kct1 and kct2.

Enter the 1st set of token into your prepaid meter and press enter. Enter the 2nd set of token into your prepaid meter and press enter again. Your meter will migrate successfully.

Step III
You can now enter your unit tokens to load successfully and wil not see a rejected message when next you load.

Most common problem
If you have linked your NIN to your prepaid meter and you have made a new electricity unit purchase but did not receive your ktc tokens or only received incomplete tokens, then click the link below and enter your meter number to receive your two sets of kcts:
www.Ikejaelectric.com/kctcheck

#Enjoy
Your school fees was money well spent!
CrimeRe: 6 Nigerians Arrested For Ingesting Cocaine In Brazil by Rochasstatue(f): 12:38pm On Nov 17, 2023
We know them.
Biblical names.

Jeremiah Okeke
Jehoshaphat Obi
Malachy Nwaigbo
Longinus Nwakpuda
Shedrach Chukwudi
Daniel Onyemgbu

Na them...
BusinessRe: I Just Lost 400k by Rochasstatue(f): 1:47pm On Nov 04, 2023
Sell now and cut your loses.
The backlog of FX has been cleared by the CBN.
That alone was a red flag.
FG raised $10b and are using it to stabilise the ₦..
$150m Abacha stash is being remitted by France..
If you fail to cash out now, you are stuck in sorrow.
CrimeRe: We Are Forced To Sleep With 10 Men Daily, Given N500 Food Daily - Anambra Girls by Rochasstatue(f): 6:25am On Nov 03, 2023
Peter Obi's Anambra?
Same state of billionaires where Obi turned poverty to prosperity?
Anambra Shaina?
Anambra Indonesia?
Anambra Hong Kong?
PoliticsRe: Dauda Lawal: Is This The Most Handsome Governor In Nigeria 2023? (see Photos) by Rochasstatue(f): 2:40pm On Nov 01, 2023
Dauda the knacker
What do you expect?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Spotted Walking Freely In The Street Of Onitsha, Anambra State by Rochasstatue(f): 1:04pm On Oct 20, 2023
Evil man.
Always dressed in black.
Devil incarnate.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Captures A Shoe Seller Turned Drug Lord Trying To Ship Drugs To The UK by Rochasstatue(f): 1:00pm On Oct 02, 2023
All his plans this December don cast.
Why always us?
PoliticsRe: Military Invades & Burns Ehime Mbano, Imo Over The Killing Of Officers by Rochasstatue(f): 10:17am On Sep 21, 2023
The coorect format would have been to give the traditional ruler and town union 24hrs to fish out the perpetrators of that dastardly act.

If after 24hrs they fail to do so, the trad ruler, his council of chiefs and entire executive of the town union resident in the community are all rounded up and shot at the market square.

Next, a scorched earth operation is launched and Ehime Mbano will remain in ruins for years to come.

That is how to tell somebody never to fvck with you again.
FamilyRe: After 37yrs In South Africa He Came Back To Drag Properties With My Father. by Rochasstatue(f): 4:00pm On Sep 19, 2023
Since you didn't mention your tribe, it becomes a bit difficult to attempt a proper analysis.
However an elder brother is an elder brother.
Your dad should calm down and engage his brother in dialogue.
Being ready to fight isn't the way to go.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Files Appeal Against Tribunal Judgment At The Supreme Court by Rochasstatue(f): 3:51pm On Sep 19, 2023
An act of futility.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: See Why My Oga Sacked Me This Morning. Did I Do Wrong? by Rochasstatue(f): 1:27pm On Sep 18, 2023
This story sounds like Prosper and oga landlord.
You made a mistake by leaving a permanent job to do a temporary job..
However your boss over reacted.
He should have given you a 2nd chance to redeem yourself.
Pick you yourself and move on.
More doors will open up for you.
Better doors indeed
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arrested By Talibans In Afghanistan For Drug Trafficking by Rochasstatue(f): 8:13am On Sep 18, 2023
It's a family affair.

Afghanistan arrests ipobeastern...
FamilyRe: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by Rochasstatue(f): 6:05pm On Sep 04, 2023
dkidd:
How can u be advising her to cheat on him? That's how u ladies useless ur life. Why can't she go her own way if she can't stay married? And when she cheats and starts fvcking random guys she starts another chapter of men are scum because no one wants to keep a cum dump undecided
Dick head, the best way to treat you assholēs is to prove to you that you can't have it your way.
She should cheat on him and move on.
It's a free world.
What is good for Putin is also good for Ukraine.
That is the memo.
FamilyRe: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by Rochasstatue(f): 4:53pm On Aug 29, 2023
Your husband is a danger to your and your family.
Even if you confront him, he will devise another method of concealing his cheating runs..
If you are financially stable, cheat on him.
If you are not yet financially independent,build yourself up and cheat on him.
Allow him find out and divorce the assholē
CareerRe: Advise Me: What Is The Best Course A Female Philosophy Graduate Do At Masters? by Rochasstatue(f): 5:05pm On Aug 16, 2023
Focus on lying.

Peter Obi had a first degree in philosophy.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Couple, Intercepts Drugs Hidden In Woman's Private Part by Rochasstatue(f): 4:09pm On Aug 06, 2023
Obidients and drugs
Obi and lies
5 & 6
BusinessRe: Deputy Governor Of Anambra Commissions More Shops In Obosi (Photos) by Rochasstatue(f): 10:27am On Jul 01, 2023
State government commissioning shops?
This is what a councillor does in Lagos!
PoliticsRe: INEC To LP/Obi: Stop blaming Us For Your Failure In Court by Rochasstatue(f): 5:19pm On Jun 14, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
INEC staffs have turned to a drama queens
Staff has no plural.
Even if you have 3m workers it still remains staff.

'a' means singular.
So you can't say a drama queens.

Oya correct yourself!
FoodRe: The Meal I Prepared with just #500 As Dinner by Rochasstatue(f): 8:49pm On May 09, 2023
How much did you buy the 8 eggs?
PropertiesRe: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by Rochasstatue(f): 8:57pm On May 05, 2023
No need for lawyer.
If you notice he has connected, disconnect your own and fire up the gen by repeatedly increasing the rpm, just like when you throttle a stationary car.
O ti lo
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested With Drugs Worth Over N6m In India by Rochasstatue(f): 11:38am On May 04, 2023
Correct headline should be:

Biafran caught with drugs...

or

Obidient caught with drugs...

Boniface Emenike is not a Nigerian 🤷
PoliticsRe: Presidential Jet Flown Abroad For Comprehensive Maintenance by Rochasstatue(f): 6:34am On May 01, 2023
SpatialKing:
After all the billions of dollars spent
We don't have personals or equipments to maintain our jets in Nigeria...
Personnel and equipment don't have plurals.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Appoints Nurudeen Yusuf As New ADC by Rochasstatue(f): 3:11pm On Apr 28, 2023
Asiwaju is a fvcking hunter..

First appointment, see CV..

Obi would have appointed one madman from upper iweka ..

Baba na baller 👍

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