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PoliticsRe: Abike Dabiri Inspects Venue Of APC Presidential Rally In Enugu (pictures) by Rochasstatue(f): 12:56pm On Jan 11, 2023
Ojiagu Agbani, Sen Chimaroke Nnamani will be making his mark via this rally.
He will finally defect and I won't be surprised if he clinches the Senate Presidency.
Tinubu is a hurricane..
He will blow you to where you don't know if you stand in his way.
Obi adago ka ala nwunye ya.
PoliticsRe: Pictures And Videos Of Peter Obi Presidential Rally In Anambra State by Rochasstatue(f): 4:39pm On Jan 10, 2023
Morning mass crowd.
I counted 156 criminals and 13 known men gun.
Hopeless party
Hopeless Peter

98% of these jobless cretins were ferried from Agulu and the remaining 2% from mad people from upper iweka and okpoko.

BAT 2023-2031.
Know this or else no peace.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Imprisoned For Attempting To Meet With 14-Year-Old Girl In UK (Pix) by Rochasstatue(f): 5:28pm On Jan 08, 2023
Na Biafran ...
No mind the name..
Just check the head size and audacity of the crime.
They are obidient criminals.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Kingpin Arrested In India by Rochasstatue(f): 6:14pm On Dec 16, 2022
Developer
PoliticsRe: 2023: How Could You Imagine Beating This Kind Of APC Team? (Photo) by Rochasstatue(f): 1:02pm On Dec 15, 2022
For a man that has worked his way up the ladder, it is his time.
It's Tinubu's time.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Arrives Kaduna Ahead Of Tomorrow's APC Presidential Rally (photos) by Rochasstatue(f): 5:24pm On Dec 12, 2022
The ultimate Warrior.
He knows he will win but still campaigns like the underdog.
Oranyelueze BAT..
Man
Leader
Legend
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Flagoffs Campaign At The Mobolaji Johnson Arena Onika by Rochasstatue(f): 3:28pm On Dec 03, 2022
Mrfixitt:
It beats my imagination that humans who feed through their mouths would be drumming support for a drug lord as frail as Tinubu to rule over them. Shame on black Africans. Shame!
You are really pained.
No wonder you haven't achieved anything in life.
Sorry.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Daughters Join Tinubu-Shettima Women Campaign In Katsina (Photo) by Rochasstatue(f): 6:29am On Dec 01, 2022
Just imagine if Buhari was backing Obi?
Just imagine if his kids attended Obi's campaign?

What obidumbs hate, what they castigate, what they belittle,is what the crave and pray for.

Igbo presidency is a valid argument but we must first purge ourselves from hate and anger.

We are in a battle.
Only BAT can win.

That is the truth.
FamilyRe: My Wife Hates My Step-Daughter. Please Help by Rochasstatue(f): 12:51pm On Nov 30, 2022
It appears you didn't wait a lot more before you remarried.
You should have allowed the kids grow into their teens before bringing another woman into the house.
Second mistake was initially not telling her about the status of the baby girl.
You did it intentionally and it is a breach of trust.
You ought to have discussed this issue openly before remarryijg but you hid it from her.
Third mistake was that with kids already you shouldn't have remarried so quickly and fathered a set of twins so fast.
You can't win a war with a woman that runs your home.
She will employ collateral damage to rail road you into succumbing.
Send that girl to your loud mouthed aunty or to your sisters.
You can't win a war started by a woman living under the same roof with you.
Start making contingency plans.
A man has to be proactive and forward looking.
Stop behaving like akpa amu.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Tend To Lie Unnecessarily. Please Help by Rochasstatue(f): 5:48am On Nov 28, 2022
You are suffering from an illness called APOS
Acquired Peter Obi Syndrome.

Just buy a BAT and start playing table tennis daily for the next 3 months.
HealthRe: Fake Medical Doctor Apprehended In Lagos (Photo) by Rochasstatue(f): 10:31pm On Nov 26, 2022
Shape of his head is telling me something..

Malachi
Hycinth
Hyginus
Remigius
Joachim
Paulinus
Vitus

Prophetic names.
Na my people..

If a trader can pretend to be an economist and give out fake data and you are obidient, you will be a hypocrite to condemn this fake doctor.
CrimeRe: Man Jailed For Attempted Trafficking Of Three Nigerian Girls To Libya by Rochasstatue(f): 4:29pm On Nov 26, 2022
Hyacinth
Vincent

Na my people...

Obidient developers and criminals
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Niger Republic Ahead Of AU Summit (Photos) by Rochasstatue(f): 4:21pm On Nov 26, 2022
YoungBruzzy:
Heeeey man�
Easy with cussing around okay, and endeavor to change your gender back to male cos it’s so obvious that you are one. And your location (Owerri) should be change to that Northern state you come from, alt. You are entitled to comment/shades n stuffs on a public space but courtesy demands you don’t talk ill of other peoples parents in that condescending ways. Apple does not fall far from the tree, so they say. You are only exhibiting what you learn
from them at home on a public space I guess lol.
You can go to hell.
The hell you will end up in is the hottest part of it.
Give yourself same advice.
Retarddddd
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Niger Republic Ahead Of AU Summit (Photos) by Rochasstatue(f): 6:58am On Nov 25, 2022
The pain and anger that some of you feel when you see Mr President gives me orgasms.

It's so fulfilling to see people whose fathers were unsuccessful troll another person's dad.
It is an admission of interiority.

The man they said will die, is looking refreshingly cute.
Your curses turn to blessings.

Keep it up.
Just like your parents, your story will never change.
Your hate and bile will keep you down.

Normalise calling BAT, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR.

Alhamdulilah robil al'ameen.
RomanceRe: Caption This Maternity Photoshoot by Rochasstatue(f): 8:51am On Nov 24, 2022
Joachim and Rachael..

They are from the prophetic named tribe..
PoliticsRe: More Pictures As Seyi Tinubu Leads Kano Solidarity Walk For APC (Video) by Rochasstatue(f): 6:15am On Nov 21, 2022
If you want to know how good a man was as a family man, watch how his family rally round him in public.

Where are the children of Obi and Atiku?

Seyi is on the ground, learning and building understanding with diverse cultures.

30 years from now, if he bursts into national eminence, they will say he is using his father's former influence.

Where are Zik's children?
Where are Awo's children?
Where are Ahmadu Bello's children?
FamilyRe: My Uncle Doesn't Want Me In His House by Rochasstatue(f): 4:41pm On Nov 18, 2022
Your uncle is an idiot.

You are also his child.

The fuul has drawn a line between you and his biological children.

Stay away from him because he is a wicked and bitter soul.
FamilyRe: Man Caught His Pregnant Wife Having Sex With Pastor On Their Matrimonial Bed by Rochasstatue(f): 12:40pm On Nov 18, 2022
Exactly what Peter Obi wants to the to labour party.
Although now married to Labour Party and heavily pregnant with presidential ambition, he still fvcks with PDP.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Scene Of The Fire Incident At Onitsha Market (Pictures) by Rochasstatue(f): 6:20am On Nov 11, 2022
A failure after leaving his state in ruins after 8 yrs.
Everything about is black and dark.
His famed investments are presently worth nothing.
This is the fraud ndi mgbu are projecting.
Just get used to this name.
President Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR.
Repeat it 3 times morning and night till Feb 2023.
CrimeRe: South African Police Arrest Five Nigerian Nationals Caught With Drugs by Rochasstatue(f): 6:21pm On Nov 09, 2022
Micheal Chibuzor
David Onyeara
Josiah Onyemgbu
Benaiah Mpama
Hezekiah Ezigbo

Na the format.
Prophetic names and theivery
CrimeRe: Nigerian Accused Of Releasing Sextape Of Zanele Sifuba by Rochasstatue(f): 11:37am On Nov 09, 2022
07kjb:
U de mad
Dalu.
Otu nne gi.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Accused Of Releasing Sextape Of Zanele Sifuba by Rochasstatue(f): 9:51am On Nov 09, 2022
Either Festus, Sixtus, Athanasius or Longinus.

Another obidient developer supporting a lying machine called Obi...

If e no be Igbo guy run this package, make Cownu knack Obi for forest!
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Red Line Train Arrives NRC Yard, Alagomeji (Pictures) by Rochasstatue(f): 6:14am On Nov 09, 2022
While some boasted about building a brewery, others are building rail.

The difference between some guys and other guys is like from Oregun to Oregon through Ore.
Science/TechnologyRe: Tiny Crab Nearly Drowns Large Bald Eagle In Impressive Fight (Video) by Rochasstatue(f): 11:09pm On Nov 08, 2022
A lesson for Peter Obi.
No do pass yourself.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Romance Scammer Arrested In India For Duping Indian Woman Of N9.5m by Rochasstatue(f): 5:44pm On Nov 02, 2022
Is awa Bois...

Amuluonye means 'who was born'

The answer, 'amulu onye ohi'

A thief was born.

Once you see an Igbo man with Prince as his name, know that he is from imo state.

That's the parole.

Pass me the spleef..
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Tinubu At The Interactive Meeting With The LCCI by Rochasstatue(f): 4:38pm On Nov 01, 2022
Fvck them all
BAT fvck them all
They can't come near you
Your time has come...

What BAT is, is what they wished their fvcking Obi and Atiku was..

They can't come near him..
Cos he's light years ahead..
They can't touch him..
He's a 330volt lightening rod..

Fvck them up.
BATman fvck them up..
They can't do shit..
Cos your kingdom has come..
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Declares Open Senior Police Retreat In Imo State (Photos) by Rochasstatue(f): 8:58pm On Oct 31, 2022
As e dey pain them, it refreshes Baba.
Sai Baba
Sai Buhari
On a monday, he was in Owerri
Let the lying machine try going to ogbo ewu at Nise on a nonday morning...
PoliticsRe: Kanu To Remain In Custody: Appeal Court upholds FG's Stay Of Execution by Rochasstatue(f): 5:01pm On Oct 28, 2022
Lol....
Cownu the goat.
Mike Ozekhome is cashing out big time.
An Igbo man can turn 2k to 200k in one year but still remain an idiot..that is what Cownu is.
A proper anu mpama
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Departs South Korea, Arrives In Abuja (Photos) by Rochasstatue(f): 1:54pm On Oct 28, 2022
Tormentor in chief of evil forces..
Conqueror of Atiku.
Conqueror of OBJ.
Conqueror of GEJ.
Conqueror of Cownu.
Conqueror of Ipob.
Conqueror of ESN.
Conqueror of Obidients.
Crusher of Boko haram.
Crusher of liquid corruption.
Crusher of Igbo drug barons.
Crusher of īdiots and fọols here.

Welcome boss.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Emir Of Bauchi (Pictures) by Rochasstatue(f): 10:34pm On Oct 26, 2022
Obi is daft.
Whoever that is leading him on,doesn't mean good for him..
The north can never vote for him.
The whole thing about his foray into the North bothers on mockery and self immolation.
Next year, he will understand that the real fool is an Igbo man who called northerners foolanis.
CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Nationals Arrested In India For Duping Women On Social Media by Rochasstatue(f): 5:49pm On Oct 21, 2022
Na them.
Either named after a prophet, or angel or Saint or disciple....
Either with yam legs or large head.

Gimme BAT from 2023-2031...
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man And His Wife Arrested For Romance Scam In Cambodia by Rochasstatue(f): 1:49pm On Oct 17, 2022
When you see him yam legs, nobody need to tell you his name is Malachi Onyeigbo.

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