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In this corona era.

molybdenum0012:
I think I get this virus.... Been feeling sick and not getting well after medication..

jesus2

Thank u mummy.may ur prayers go up to heaven for us

Ishilove:
Nigeria has never been good with data, so if the government says the confirmed cases are now 30, I can bet my left buttocks that the real number is likely triple of that. I can also bet there are people going around coughing and sneezing without having the foggiest idea that they are not suffering from the regular common cold, but rather something infinitely more insidious.

Egungun has reached express and his family members have even joined him.

wahala dey o

Jesus

This corona means business

Felajack:
Na virus party time we dey.
Make we begin dance to the rythm.

make only u begin dance

omotowo2:
why do u want to adopt the baby?

why do u want to know

Nothing new under the sun.
Next pls

Mateen1000:
GOFRONT, Have you eaten today?

hahahahaha.laugh wan kill mi oooo2

I wonder if na this Kian village woman dey do u
It means u may likely die with that problem
Bad people no dey quick die22

I wonder if na this Kian village woman dey do u
It means u may likely die with that problem
Bad people no dey quick die2

MrBrownJay1:
corpse water?! translation please....

omi Oku
Miri dead

That's serious jazz

This is the original baddest. David pls pepper them.people don't know that true love is hard to destroy.a lot of people will die in silence o.hahahaha

Very serious something

2Very serious something1

ChildOfDoom:
I also masturbate a lot. I think its up to 10 years since I started masturbated. I am a chronic masturbator, no lie. i masturbate to almost every thing. from staring at boobs or ass to watching sex pics/porn or doing it to sex chat. I am like a veteran in 2go flirt room.

at the height of it, I masturbate up to 2-3 times a day. now I have irregular erection and flaccid dick no matter how you turn me on. I use cream, oil, saliva or any thing slippery to self-service.


I have started having back pains, painful joint and partial vision impediment. wish I could stop. but anytime I am lonely or frustrated after losing much money, I turn to self-service to give me little reprieve

u need serious deliverance.ogun nla ni o

nabegibeg:
E money and co including ned nwoko are audio money


Money that has no source and illegitimate can never make this list

u wicked oo.lol

It's corona virus not Conora virus.

If God ready to catch you hen.chai

dingbang:
Just look at how sex has reduced this man go dust. Please if you wana die, die for something reasonable.

brought disgrace to his wife too

To death or to coma. Pls which one

masterP042:
Must you worship something?

yes o.God the creator of heaven nd earth. One thing u don't know is that all these things happening are signs of the end.jesus is coming soon.

Davash222:
One can’t twerk in peace again.



But, these women up there looks scary. Is everything okay with them

hahahahahaha lmao

masterP042:
Lol. I pity you guys that still worship God. Look at the state of nigeria and everything, does it look like he loves us? We need to free ourselves from religious shackles. There's no one up there looking over us, we are all on our own. Humans are the gods of this earth.

so who should we worship

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

u are the original fetish one

Yustash001:
What is common here is traders spreading charm on the floor or even burying it in front of their shop just to attract costumers....

h don tey

GOVERNMENTBOY20:
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home.

You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash.

The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know?

There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names...
Whose name?

We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ...

Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me. no wonder I have been unable to pay my complete rent for over two years and running



Don't just like the post oo. Epp my life please... I am a very good writer as better job never dey... Anything for you boy

sharp guy.be like say u be mfm member

ArcFresky:
Always ran away from fetish people... Not because I was scared, but because I don't want nonsense wahala....

My e,x bestfriend, was doing yahoo, naso I catch am sitting down on white cloth, with calabash... Since that day... He became my ex... Lol

There was something he always did then.. Whenever we were going out, we would all be ready... As all of us step outside lyk dis, nigger will go back inside house for close to ten minutes....

Now, I don't even pick his calls anymore.

but people they do things o

FatherBona:
Don't get me started.............
My Landlord is a Bishop of The BCS. He's got properties all over town, enough to make a billionaire jealous. This nigga is a stark illiterate
Source of wealth? He sells yam at the timber market yea right
My stories will fill up the pages of a dictionary and will surely win an Oscar for best script if adapted into a movie.
I've seen it all, from red and white handkerchiefs, burning of red and black candles at unholy hours of the night, prayer band gathering by midnight, singing and dancing round the compound barefoot, wearing white garments, clandestine meetings, and other unexplained occurrences. He has banned all manner of church activities and prayers in the compound except its organised by the BCS. Need I go on?! Killing of snakes, and the appearances of owls and other strange creatures is the order of the day and he has placed an order never to harm this creatures, it could be an apparition from their leader or so he believes.
God is my only hope.
Can't wait to leave these place

and u r still there..

This is irritating abeg...say something better