I-am-Winner:
bros it depends oh.. Each state belonging to the catchment has a specific cutoff for it.. Benin alone should be 68 yle delta was 69.. Dont know abt other areas!!.. Benusi case is still puzzling me.. What state is dat guy from??

Mickey7: et tu brute?

benusi:

Guy leave me na. No let me mark you ooooo.

Haba. Na only me? Because I talk?

Pls let me be.

OSUU9: gud newz! D jamb site s nw open once more,4 doz doubl minded peeps tis tym 2 kul dwn nd chil*mttchew* Medlab al d way!!

I-am-Winner:
aite boss.. Just wanted to know your state of origin.. I meant no harm..

I-am-Winner:
aite boss.. Just wanted to know your state of origin.. I meant no harm..

Metaphycist: AMAZING EXPERIENCE
MATRICULATION.
It ws nw January 2013 n we had nt done Matric.Worse still,it ws postponed even further.
A week 2 Matric,we wer told 2 collect Matric gowns behind basement.
By 1st submitin our Original Eligibility...
Each faculty stayed on a queue wic was damn long.Bt we wer nw used 2 it.We got our gowns,som of wic wer dirty,som smelly n som wer clean.Non of these rili mattered as long as u had a gown.
It ws d 1st tin we eva collectd witout making instant payment.Ofcourse,we knew we had paid 4 it somwer.
D day of Matric came.
It ws wondaful.I put on my white shirt,black Jean,black suit,black hat,nice pair of shoes n a black walking stick.
In an attempt nt 2 go too early,i ended up going late.
I got 2 skul n dang! It ws crowded,it ws as tho d Matric ws 4 all students.
I cud c dos dat had earlier lied dat dey wer in 200 or 300 level putin on Matric Gowns,all I cud do ws smile within.
Howeva,abt one third dint hv a gown as som wer nt interested,som cudnt find deir eligibility n som went late n wer told d gowns wer finished.Finished...!? Dang! Dey neva seemd 2 stop amazing us.
D Matriculating students (dos wit gowns only) matchd on a single file,tru d back gate in2 d auditorium.
Read d Uniben anthem n wer spoken 2 by d VC along wit oda negligible activities n came out in less dan 30 mins as we wer flanked left,right n centre wit cameramen who at a time seemd 2 be more dan d students demselves.
Evry1 wnted to tak a pix as we all sought 2 immortalise d special moment.
I picked jst two cameramen 2 tak all my photos wit,while odas took wit as much as 10,forgetin d consequence.
I cud hardly find dos I wntd 2 c as der ws network congestn.
I took my pics wit d few fwndz I saw,n also wit my Mum n elda bro n went 4 d Sos Sci matric party.
It wsnt only Sos sci dat had one,all faculties did...n dey all held at Educatn field...opposit Faculty of Edu.
We all danced,took more pics,ate n shouted.It ws fun,truly,it was.
D day came 2 an end,n we had nw done our Matriculatn yet we didnt hv matric numbers.
D followin days afta matric wer 4 collectin pictures....I cud collect only a handful,afta d dozens I took n most of em,i dint rili like....many who choosed 2 use mor cameramen collected far less...Only dos who brought deir cameran registered a success rate of near 100%
abt som weeks later, We wer told 2 com n collect our Matric numbers wer we earlier did our faculty clearance.
I went later on,n 4 once,der ws no queue.I signed on my name n wrote out my number.
I nw had d true identity of a student.
.
D Matric ws gud,it ws fun n sweet.We tut tins wud always be lik dat,nt knwin der wer still lots of mountains to climb.
.
NEXT...
ID CARDS.

benusi:

Better. We will team up in class.

Riley_Freeman: To collect matric gown na con another war what kind of thing is this



abeg, thanks alot Metaphysical...really appreciate the effort

I-am-Winner:
guy what was ur aggt??

I-am-Winner:
Guys i just recently discovered a very sad news.. Someone died and it appeared that few days later she was admitted to study history in uniben.. It is so so sad.. Guys this has made to realise that i ought to be grateful to God no matter what!!.. To those who are getin sad over dier d fact that they were not given their course.. Beta stop lamenting and give thanks to God because you wer alive to see your admission, the girl that died wrote putme with you but today she is no more.. Admission is a good thing irrespective of the course you were given.. Please pals i urge you all to pray for the departed soul and learn to be grateful to God no matter what!!.. Thanks'

Metaphycist: AMAZING EXPERIENCE
MATRICULATION.
It ws nw January 2013 n we had nt done Matric.Worse still,it ws postponed even further.
A week 2 Matric,we wer told 2 collect Matric gowns behind basement.
By 1st submitin our Original Eligibility...
Each faculty stayed on a queue wic was damn long.Bt we wer nw used 2 it.We got our gowns,som of wic wer dirty,som smelly n som wer clean.Non of these rili mattered as long as u had a gown.
It ws d 1st tin we eva collectd witout making instant payment.Ofcourse,we knew we had paid 4 it somwer.
D day of Matric came.
It ws wondaful.I put on my white shirt,black Jean,black suit,black hat,nice pair of shoes n a black walking stick.
In an attempt nt 2 go too early,i ended up going late.
I got 2 skul n dang! It ws crowded,it ws as tho d Matric ws 4 all students.
I cud c dos dat had earlier lied dat dey wer in 200 or 300 level putin on Matric Gowns,all I cud do ws smile within.
Howeva,abt one third dint hv a gown as som wer nt interested,som cudnt find deir eligibility n som went late n wer told d gowns wer finished.Finished...!? Dang! Dey neva seemd 2 stop amazing us.
D Matriculating students (dos wit gowns only) matchd on a single file,tru d back gate in2 d auditorium.
Read d Uniben anthem n wer spoken 2 by d VC along wit oda negligible activities n came out in less dan 30 mins as we wer flanked left,right n centre wit cameramen who at a time seemd 2 be more dan d students demselves.
Evry1 wnted to tak a pix as we all sought 2 immortalise d special moment.
I picked jst two cameramen 2 tak all my photos wit,while odas took wit as much as 10,forgetin d consequence.
I cud hardly find dos I wntd 2 c as der ws network congestn.
I took my pics wit d few fwndz I saw,n also wit my Mum n elda bro n went 4 d Sos Sci matric party.
It wsnt only Sos sci dat had one,all faculties did...n dey all held at Educatn field...opposit Faculty of Edu.
We all danced,took more pics,ate n shouted.It ws fun,truly,it was.
D day came 2 an end,n we had nw done our Matriculatn yet we didnt hv matric numbers.
D followin days afta matric wer 4 collectin pictures....I cud collect only a handful,afta d dozens I took n most of em,i dint rili like....many who choosed 2 use mor cameramen collected far less...Only dos who brought deir cameran registered a success rate of near 100%
abt som weeks later, We wer told 2 com n collect our Matric numbers wer we earlier did our faculty clearance.
I went later on,n 4 once,der ws no queue.I signed on my name n wrote out my number.
I nw had d true identity of a student.
.
D Matric ws gud,it ws fun n sweet.We tut tins wud always be lik dat,nt knwin der wer still lots of mountains to climb.
.
NEXT...
ID CARDS.

wow,wow!! Wow!!!,am zo speechlez,am stil wowin! O.m.g

I-am-Winner:
Guys i just recently discovered a very sad news.. Someone died and it appeared that few days later she was admitted to study history in uniben.. It is so so sad.. Guys this has made to realise that i ought to be grateful to God no matter what!!.. To those who are getin sad over dier d fact that they were not given their course.. Beta stop lamenting and give thanks to God because you wer alive to see your admission, the girl that died wrote putme with you but today she is no more.. Admission is a good thing irrespective of the course you were given.. Please pals i urge you all to pray for the departed soul and learn to be grateful to God no matter what!!.. Thanks'

Romanticboy1: wow,wow!! Wow!!!,am zo speechlez,am stil wowin! O.m.g

zenti99: Guys please hav you rechecked your admission status in jamb site and what is it saying

Romanticboy1: admittd

Swagalord18:
drop ur 2go i.d plzz

jelel6: guy pls you said every thing in coloured! including the admission letter? pls ans any1 asap

Faith93: . Nice ryt up dear, u kip this going, nd u becum a fantastic ryter!

I-am-Winner:
guy you know you can save yourself the stress and just borrow from somone dat day.. Take a pix and return it back to whomeva you borrowed it from.. Thats what i did during the matric..

sigidporte: metaphycist, i thought the matric number is given after you are done with the faculty clearance..

gracias for that nice write up.

jovie50: pls someone should try and answer this :

QUESTION 1
10 armed robbers were caught, prosecuted and sentence to death..... there were shot at close range shot by the military firing squad, but none of the men died. How is this possible?

QUESTION 2
How can you make four 9's become 100?

QUESTION 3
Between 1Kg of sand and 1Kg of iron. which one is heavier?

QUESTION 4
which 7 letter word, becomes longer.... when the third letter is removed?