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denex:
I just wanted you to clear our doubts that you've never been to where you claim you know. So stop acting like you know when you only assume.

are you not exposing yourself here? and who are the "our"?, you are alone dumbass

denex:
Romeo. Please where are you currently located?

I would like us to take a sunday off to count elevators in V.I.

have you forgotten that i went to Spain through the desert? basket mouth

go and count it alone because i can not help you there

angel101:
My brother how many? uncountable ke? they are not that many u know. Count all the tall buildings in VI to start with. E no plenty at all at all.

tell am my sister,

if all the buildings are equipped with the elevation system then that's a different case
and it's difficult to find a building of four floors with lift

denex:
Eiya, Romeo, you know that sometimes we forget to explain to our brothers from the rural states in Nigeria.

At least you know those bank main entrance glass, metal detector doors, they install those too. But there are some urban states that you will be able to count thousands of elevators and some escalators.

are you 14 years? because you talk like if you are! and i will be surprised if you're a bit older than that

@topic of elevators
maybe the banks and the whole of Abuja, VI and Port Harcourt you mentioned makes only 1.5% of the elevators in Nigeria
Millions of Nigerians have never seen an elevator and millions still have never been inside one and that simply makes elevators non-existent in Nigeria and who ever says he's making billions installing them is a blatant liar

some people said the man is raking in money installing elevators in Nigeria!! that's so funny

98% of buildings in Nigeria do not have elevators and are not planning to put one in the near future, so where is the money coming from?

@ call,moondust,fromuk,ikomi,nnenne, babyo,ynot,monshege,omoge, thank you all.

young people rarely die in Europe or developed world because of sickness, accidents takes a good percentage of their death and causes of it. but how can we explain our own young people living in Europe that fall sick and the doctors here will simply tell you they can not do anything just after one week of illness!! jekwu was taken home last week from Spain to Nigeria and same thing happened to another Igbo boy about four months ago, but he died here in Spain after like two weeks of illness and the doctors with same story of not knowing what the illness is and how to cure him.

this is all crazy but i understand your points about finger pointing in Nigeria! and personally i do not believe in all this witch crap but sometimes somethings occur and one gets double mind, it could be a new kind of tropical disease killing people and we don't know, i rest my case

Ynot go home and be very careful if you have not been home for a long time
if you don't go close to them they will never come close to you, i am always at home and my tactics are this:
never drink in the same bar twice (if twice never announce you are coming back)
stay away from the village and go to places people don't know u
never drink with so many people from your town together (buy them drinks and move away)
try to be friendly to people and smile always and respond to greetings
wash your hands very well after handshakes
visits to the uncles and aunts is done with maximum alert and must be brief and unannounced
don't give cash to people directly i.e hand to hand

AND NEVER BE AFRAID BECAUSE THE ALMIGHTY GOD IS IN CONTROL

safe journey and possibly we might meet in naija

please that man is a British citizen of Indian origin, he was born in Bombay India, but i think his mother lives in Pakistan

and i still don't see anything wrong if the Queen of England honors a British citizen


Awards that Rushdie has won include the following:

* Booker Prize for Fiction
* James Tait Black Memorial Prize (Fiction)
* Arts Council Writers' Award
* English-Speaking Union Award
* Booker of Bookers or the best novel among the Booker Prize winners for Fiction
* Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger
* Whitbread Novel Award (twice)
* Writers' Guild of Great Britain Award for Children's Fiction
* Kurt Tucholsky Prize (Sweden)
* Prix Colette (Switzerland)
* State Prize for Literature (Austria)
* Author of the Year (British Book Awards)
* Author of the Year (Germany)
* Mantua Prize (Italy)
* Premio Grinzane Cavour (Italy)
* Hutch Crossword Fiction Prize (India)
* India Abroad Lifetime Achievement Award (USA)
* Outstanding Lifetime Achievement in Cultural Humanism (Harvard University)
* Aristeion Prize (European Union)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_Rushdie

educate yourself using wikipedia or search google

my people, one of my friends just died and the news got to me now

this is the second igbo guy dying from unknown circumstances after visiting Nigeria december 2006, what is is wrong with our people? they can not let the suffering young men be!!, just because he started a new house, bought a nice car like his mates and now he's dead. God will punish the people that did this to Jekwu.

REST IN PEACE JEKWU, we all suffered together last year, i am sure you'll understand what i mean by saying this, but i am crying because i know you did not live to enjoy your sweat like every other guy that did what we did last year all in the name of helping the very people killing us

may your soul rest in perfect peace and the almighty LORD will judge them accordingly

ka chi foo nu umuigbo

bia nwa rere ule, o buru na ichoro ka m kuzieru gi igbo mara na i ga akwuta ezigbo ugwo
soso ofu onu ka m choro, ma na icho kwa inwere ike inye m onu abuo

Vitastraka:
Ndewo nuuo!

Unu azabeghi ajuju mu, zam zam zam,

What am I expected to do about an onu ojoo girl? What is the solution to Onu Ojoo?

Unu tinye onu na ihe nka, afterall we have a real life sample ebea, this is the best place to learn!

Ngwa, asuchagom Ingili-ibgo,

bia nwokem i bu kwa dimkpa? mepe onu gi ka nwoke juo the girl the ajuju!! tufiakwaa

alleno:
But just a note, ,
I.T.K ( I Too Know) can kill, do you have to mention names, na only you sabi other men of God,
just be careful and stop calling names of genuine MOG's making it look like they are also involved
, besides, i feel pastors should not attend to AIDS patients, many will just go back to their vomit
if they know Pastors can heal them, (, this should even be a new post).

ignoramus!! you'll soon catch Aids and nobody will cure you

ka chi foo nuuuuuuuuuuuu

babyosisi:
nnenne i na eme kwa.
so so Uchenna k'am trust amongst these men.
Kpachakwara anya lol.

Romeo bu onye onu uto

Chineke gozie gi nke ukwu oo Ada London

nnenneigbo:
babyosis, kee kwam, i si na romeo bu gini ha ha. o chukwunna mooooo

nnenne m, imepe anya ofuma ifu ihe babyO furu

Ikomi:
Babyosisi stop it, since I caught u red handed u've been against me. Is it not.

ikomi i ma na eziokwu na agba agba na nti

Uche2nna:
hehehe _{Who dash monkey banana}

monkey get one beautiful banana for house ohhhh

nnenneigbo:
okwusie ya, doesn't mean to go and copy and paste, hisses

agwo please continue hissing

Uche2nna:
Romeo, a na ma apia kwa umu azi utali

umuazu kita adighi atuzi ujo, papa di ka mu ka i na enye mkpali?

o kwa ikomi siri na ochoro hebrew?

Ikomi:
Not possible. Except with a languange others don't understand. In this case, Hebrew. lol

Thats the only stuff me and Uche wont understand. lol

אני מדבר לנאנן בעברית ואני רוצה אותה לדבר איתי בעברית גם כן

Ikomi:
Good motion.

o kwa the car na move ofuma?

nnenneigbo:
Romeo, well stop carring on like any bu nwunye di then. onye maa ma i bu nwanyi sef

live by example nnenne anyi nile

uche alikirom ka isi abia late ebe a ubochi obula!! biko weta ego late gi sharp sharp

nnenneigbo:
i'm back romeo, o mu na gi tata, i mara ihe dum di gi na obi, kwuo ya and get it over with taa. anyi na abu abughi nwunye di

ihe m bi na obi? _{scratching my jaw}

aji obi di fresh
a pair of nice moulded ala (chest)
the heart na owen ya
ezigbo omume
aru ike


bia nne iche di na m bu nwanyi? kedu nke bu kwa nwunye di? LMAO

obowunmi:
another player hater on the loose,you hate the yorubas so much and you beliv they are useless,yet you are making noise on a universal sight built and owned by a yoruba man,wot an irony,if you hate us so much,prove it by geting the hell out of nairaland,modafoka.

dumb ass, Yoruba man did not build "simple machine forums", i wonder how some people managed to enter here

Azuka please don't spoil this chapter of mills and boon , abeg now

call jjc welucome nwanna

from na nnenne kedu ka unu di? toshman,monshege,Ynot onwere ihe m mere unu nke iche? okwa mu na unu nile di na mma? o kwa ka m jukwa

ikomism kedu gi? biko si ebe ahu i noo tikaputa

Ndigbo Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i love hip hop and nothing you people say here is going to make me change my mind about that

i don't worship hip hop but JEHOVA AND JESUS CHRIST

i was expecting a more intelligent post from the poster, but this site is not a propaganda site for alcrack (al queda), so get a life dumb ass

nnenneigbo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEeaV8ecdo&mode=related&search=

please spare us some of this shit music , hissessssssssssssssssssssssss big time

nnenneigbo:
romeo having a baby e meani na i luala nwayi, 2 different equations

do you have a baby? how do u know? o buru na o na amapu gi obi ikwuo ya, then i will stop saying na mu anugo nwanyi ,
so you can continue living on the fantasy of ------------------


UMUIGBO Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

nite nite all

fromuk:
as from today with the power confered on me tasi aburu go nke gi but promise me one thing before ma concludea i he m choro ukwu

imaghi na mu anugo nwanyi nwoke m, jiri ada nwanyi kara aka? iche kwa na mu na gi bu ofu hahahaha

ghettochyk:
i'm surprised y'all aint saying good night to each other yet because datz all i be seeing by the time i get up in here.

now good nite beibe

fromuk:
nnenne na romeo & juliet(tasi) anya mu na achozi i mechi, emechi. ya bu na ura egbuo m ebe a.ke nu i he aga eme ya now

ichoro idashi m tasi , chukwu me nu ebere ka o buru ezi okwu Lmao

tasi aka m dikwa ocha biko i did not say a shit here about you

at least achoro m imuta ka esi ede mills and boon and ka esi enye missed calls every day

nnenneigbo:
ROMEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ficha ihea ahu i deere now, i maa na ndi ozo ga agu ya, o buru na amusiri gi ike, jiri nwayo ficha ya now.

under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, freedom of speech na eme exist

fromuk:
otusighi ike maka ano m ebe ahu

from ebe ka isiri na i noo? n'ime otu ka o bu n'ime oyi?