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One day at a time sweet Jesus |
Places i loff to visit when sad |
Beiby Let's Exchange Sex & Street SHADE |
do i look like a beggar? |
Babes Always Need Kisses Silently WENDY pele o |
dont u know its rude to speak rudely to ladies? i be lady 2day |
So Wendy Excretes Every Tuesday BOOMS |
Choice can b defined as choosing the loff of a gud woman or a sexy one |
But I Believe Little Else Really He Yelled Me Efficiently LIARS |
can u do me a favor? turn up ur hearing aid |
So Inyang Now Kiss Sissies SPRAY |
9raland don dey tire me |
Is that not what i just cleary said? |
Every Married Papa Tried Yesterday GRINS |
harmful i need a break |
body of my durlyn is so tempting to touch |
As u shit for body Share a bottle of Stout? |
Ignore |
But Every New Jambito Yelled CARRY |
Odeshi |
Cant He Evade Cute Kate? shame on u Makajibbz PORNY |
Tajudeen ~ Yoruba Ogbomosho to b precise |
2nyt Felicia's Allowing Colleagues Enter ur dictionary no dey available? SHAME |
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dey there dey form all ya mate don hammer buy hummer |
You Are Hot Only Oddly u chop winch liver? MOVIE |
i mention dani name? and is that ya best shot against d opposite sex? i cant believe u |
u go meet me for front |
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you." Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the backside and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it. Birth control would come in ale or lager. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO. "Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness. Garbage would take itself out. Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps." Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!" Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From A Different Camera Angle." Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation. |
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work. How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis? His body. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion. What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch! What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes. |
Pls Uriah You Only Live Once STRIP |
i need a break 