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kunbee so was Christ hated in his tym so i no send u |
otondolized olodo |
dani1luv:Professionals were not allowed |
na celTEl he still dey use ? |
she sabi hold d knife wella o |
hmmm kerewa don turn class rep
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Think deep before concluding on such an issue |
na from top me dey dodge am bobi yen jami la'ya |
Juliet Usually Makes Pun Statements FORUM |
Another question This food na elele |
say amen o
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kenny errorses nich rephrase jor |
Cry gurl its good for what ails you |
Nice - O da Ma su bu o - No fall o, Be kiaful Mai duniya? |
Tony Often Rebuke Charles Harshly CHAIR |
Chicken is too nice a name for their Bleep up muki loff werrin i do u again o |
tastes like bile |
Cant Really Explain Any Method WATCH |
INK amingo 4got all about me her lost loff |
ni ginni abeg gree me hia word jor |
Y so Bitter? |
sweet smile u got there beiby |
no envy d guy o |
even my LATE GREAT-GRANDPA knew this joke |
Best
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u don dey c? |
is dat ur best shot? |
Men are like mascara - they usualy run at the first sign of emotion Men are like blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like bananas - the older they get the less firm they are. Men are like mini-skirts - if you're not carefull, they'll creep up your legs men are like cement - after getting laid, they take ages to get hard. men are like computers - hard to figure out and they never have enough memory. men are like lava lamps - fun to look at, but not all that bright. men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth and they usualy go straight to your hips. whats the difference between a savings bond and a typical male? At some point the savings bond will mature what's the definition of a man with manners? One who gets out the bath to take a piss Why do men find it diffcult to make eye contact? Because breasts don't have eyes. |
Men are like, Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it |
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said , . . You wear pants don't you? He said , . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. He said . . , What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer . Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says , "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." |
kerewa e be lyk say na u dey hinder them |
una still dey page 2 tseeew |