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The princess and the frog He's not just into you My Best friends wedding Kabi kushi ka gam Kal ho na hol everly green - kuchi kuchi hota hai |
that is so good of him |
mitchyy:u can try aveeno soap for normal to oily skin as well i wish i had a dry skin as well |
Straight |
awwww RIP mama Moji aya TA |
lolz dis wytroses really spoil from pikin o |
hmmmmm |
Kunbee shift small make i see Sgt Syl wella lysaa i b fink say na only me o Obojo no ask me o deneut fanx |
he better pee like that o & then change clothing |
na real wa for dat landlord o
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If writers write, how come fingers don't fing If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down And in which you fill in a form by filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people not computers And it reflects the creativity of the human race (which of course isn't a race at all) That is why when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when i wind up my watch it starts but when i wind up this observation it ends. |
The English Language Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it! English is a stupid Language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France We sometimes take English for granted but if we examine it paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from guinea nor is it a pig |
red rose u don kolo any way just
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Dear , Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl. Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them. Your love-to-be Me |
hmmmm wytrose |
hmm kerewa u dey pass ya boundary no make me bluetooth u slap o Sky i dont fancy mass production |
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=472102.msg6329509#msg6329509 date=1278237924][list]S for Stale, Still Searching for the joke[/list] [list]T for Tiresome[/list] [list]U for Unbelievably dull[/list] [list]D for Dry [/list] [list]I for make I laugh?[/list] [list]O for Oya dress back, make I pass[/list] [/quote]now dats wat i call a gud joke |
na real wa o even kerewa don dey toast babe 4 kona |
Fascinating enough to get you high |
handkerchief |
rap3 |
wetin man pikin no go see 4 dis land |
lolz |
tseeeeew d tyn wey dey hungry u no dey market |
na real wa 4 those thieves o no need for Ghana must go just put am 4 ya pocket
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Dis year own self she no celebrate 4 us |
Seriously Ify Needs Good S3x SCRAM |
Na so abi no b so Remii no bobi i talk o not bobo o ni fe te now |
na just dress up jor gidi gon gon |
chai dani no just go skul o na dat okro biz fit u wella |
kerewa so u dey vex cus i upload ya latest pix |