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Ben wetin do ur valentine thread?

oh dat is so gross cus i don sell lyk 17 bundles of ATAMPA material
u min say u don sell 17 times wetin of CASKET ?

will go for confession ^{i really nid it}
show repentance by cleaning the church ^{so God can wash me tu}
wash my clothes ^{got heap of dirty undies}
watch wrestling ^{i nid to get tensed 4 relaxatn}
remeber to toast st.valentine ^{d man who died to prove luv does exist}

wat else i cant recollect 4 now

busie peeping thru d window

i dey fyn as usual
ow ur syd? hope market dey move gud

he no get dat kind liver o

cus he is d eva present witness any further question

oops i've changed my mind

fanx gracious i had my music volume in maxi

dat was d eye witness account from d kitchen

its errrm but first y did tatafo Dani laff at first ?

ma pleasure oku

OMG we need to collect it bak by fire by force

with dat wide throat of urs i doubt it

i am on ur bhalf

witnessed

no wonder ur shit dey strong pass feshelu

undergraduate shrinks

& if symptons persist after 2 minutes consult ur doktor

even great grand ma can inflict more pains dat dat

me tinks u protest tu much pardner

all join go see ur doctor

chei i don chop rubbish tay tay

hope its not d black one u luv so much 4 its ability to hid dirt & d threads underneath had worn out sha ?

evidence of bad living ur belle go don dey contaminated

poor Ben

COWard

if dat food taste as d aroma chei yawa go gas

shattap jor all talk no action

Ben abeg rememba say u get HBP so no get ova xcited o ehen

all join who no dey purge?