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I have been bedwetting for good eighteen years not until 1st of January since den I av stopped bedwetting.... even my boyfriend knows am bedwetting. you just need to calm her down and ask her some questions...... it's actually so painful... I KNOW GOD WILL HELP HER

My mum

Long chiffon top with elastic waist

dedons:
bro,which of the schools in okota did u attendcos i also schooled there.

Am a girl, I attended ansarudeen comprehensive high school

We come to school early, Bt stay at one foodseller shop outside school. Always coming to school after assembly Nd stay at d gate because we are prefect. I enjoyed schooling at okota

The most expensive liquid in this world is TEARS, as it is made up of 1% of WATER & 99% of FEELINGS. . . . . .so think twice before u hurt someone.

20 stupid questions people ask#1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'name twins be dis'?No bros, na picmix...lol2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts'up Nepaaa'! My guy askme,O boy na light be that?No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey askam'you no well'?Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit...4. Someone sees you dancing and asks u 'so you sabi dance?'No oh, I dey practice madness ni! *Lmfao*.5.You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?"No oh, I come buy bread wey I chop for dream..6. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her"madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy amforOlx...7. I travelled for over six days….as I just return back to town one boy ask me "are u back"" No ohhhh, I’m front”... lol8. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pickin you don wake?no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...9. You call ur ex, nd she asked "did u jus call my phone?No ohhh "na ur battery I call... Lol...10. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?"I go uproot cassava... *Lmfao*11. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot?Not at all... I be the new gateman...12. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me"Guy na film u dey watch?No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...13. My guy see me, and he foolishly ask me"guyna you be that?"no ohh... Na my Grand father when him been young. *Lmfao*14. A game freak was passionately tapping his PSP nd his girlfriend asked him, "U dey play game?"Him reply wit anger... No ohhh, I dey practice how 2 press Leg.15. I mistakenly cut my thumb wit razor n my find asks... Y u come cut ursef na? I reply am say"my blood too much, I wan reduce am small..."IDIOT!16. I dey quarrel with my brother one day, him come ask me, "Na me u dey talk to"I say nooo, I dey talk to the spirit of our greatgrand parents.17. I plug my fone charger for socket one idiot asked me u wan charge ur phoneTV ?I tell am no ohhh, I wan charge my mind!ode...18. I was watching football nd a friend came and said "guy u dey watch ball"No ohhh, I won pay their salary...19. U see me dey chop indomie come dey askme,O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread....20. U see say gen dey on nd u still dey ask"una on Gen"?No ohhhh , na Gen on us. As it stands now, abeg i need to ask u one question.No vex abeg nairaland be dis? ?

delishpot:
You try but I feel the belt in the third pucture is low it would have even be better without the belt.

thanks dear, Dat will b next tym

xpac01:
Nice work keep it up and you'll soon start employing job seekers.

xpac01:
Nice work keep it up and you'll soon start employing job seekers.

xpac01:
Nice work keep it up and you'll soon start employing job seekers.

amen. Thanks dear

delishpot:
You try but I feel the belt in the third pucture is low it would have even be better without the belt.

thanks dear, Dat will b next tym

Just finish sewing d material

thanks

I just finish sewing dis style. is it okkkk?

I just observed DAT after taking ampliclux tablet, my urine smells like it ( ampliclux). Anything wrong with me

Crocz:
Tie a frog on your di'ck ...make sure it's an aggressive one

Modified:
So you female...oooh, how do we solve this now?...ok, try tying a frog around your waist. Make sure the frog head drop close to your office. That should do.

You welcome, don't mention it

thanks a lot. BT I would like u to put me in ur shoes.

mindworx:
Funny how everybody claims to be speaking from personal experience ... hehehe awon atole

am not surprise its ma cross nd I will carry it

thanks for ur advice, and for d people DAT re making jest of me thank you. I do bedwet always , ma mum will wake me up yet I will still bedwet... BT I don't dream am urinating.

thanks a lot, u guys really help ma situation

thanks I will do dat

am a girl, av tried most of this things.

I'm 19 and still bed wetting. I have done everything I could do, it hasn't stopped.

Please anyone who has any information about what I can do should please share with me.

Thanks