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sarrki:
Abia is a failed state governed by a failed governor

Also come to think of it that runaway renegade Nnamdi Kanu is from Abia

Where are all the online analysts

Shattap

Multiple life imprisonment straight up

Unprofessional

These culprits should be made to face firing squad

Normal 4-0 game

Shameful

Take several seats sir

Banky appears to be a perfect gentleman.

Check my signature

Still available

Better call Roon

Chat up now

Still available

Kbs468:
Why?

ARSENAL had only Lost just once against WOLVES last season out of all the 10 EPL matches between us since 1990

Won 7

Drawn 2

Lost 1

I told man u guys same and no one believed.
More so, now there's animosity between key players and fans. So expecting a disoriented show down

Angelfrost:
Why not??! I believe Arsenal can beat them if they score first and defend well. That defense should step up today.

When Luis is there? Lol

Smh! Arsenal can't win this

Easiest 3 points ever....liverpool

Liberty can be a curse when abused

IVF on point

Hope he gets the chair

Only God knows

oloriLFC:
Association of village people(football section). Make we dey observe

I swear!!!

It will end in tears

Modified
Just when they started gaining momentum they foolishly reignited the Curse of lampard by beating us now they will suffer. This one they will manage to draw 1-1 at best

globalresource:
you just stylishly asked the question

Hahahaha

Somebody will come here now and ask if he has paid Bolu's school fees

The punishment for fraud doesn't quite measure up

Now this is the kind of news worth sharing regarding ladies not bikini this bikini that

SamuelAnyawu:
Was he a cultist?

Wel growing up in Makurdi has made me to give benefits of the doubt to dudes killed by cultists.

I knew over 7 dudes killed during 2015-2018 period who were never cultist. I'll never forget the death of one of my area dudes then who was shot from behind by the gun man (Cultist) @7pm who did not do a proper verification. His neighbour who was he real deal they came for jumped the fence and ran away till date.

The dudes who pulled that hit were remorseful, but too late as the deed has been done.

I remembered in 2005 how i was almost killed at Plaza hotel in Mkd by some touts who called themselves black skulls ( junior ) just because i had a little business in an area dominated by Red skins (Junior Vikings). They assumed that i must be a Red guy to own a business in a Vikings dominated area. Assumption!! Assumption!!!

I was lucky when they wanted to pull that evil act on me they first took excuse from one of their senior Chairman a popular Cultist then who is my next compound neighbour. The guy screamed "Omo nope oh this Guy una wan fall na Satchet Jew man"


May God continue to guide us all.

That is makurdi. These dudes down south have better Intel than the Nigerian police force. Also you can never speak for any body cos you can be with them throughout the day but at the 11th hour when you are fast asleep you won't know what they are upto

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SultanOfAbia:
Jesus was not crucified, He escaped via the help of Pontus Pilate who Jesus healed his son of epilepsy
At night Jesus escaped prison via the help of a roman guard sent by Pontus pilate .
Pontus adviced Jesus to change his name and go to far country where he lived a secret life with Mary Magdalene and had 5 kids with her.

The Roman Empire during Constantine's reign called all bishops to council Nicaea to re write the story of Jesus to make it look more interesting.
So they added the story of crucifixion, ressurection to make it look epic and removed any trace of the later low key life of Jesus and his relationship with Mary Magdalene and their 5 kids..
Also women were among the disciples of Jesus
The Bishops removed all the names of female disciples and made it look like it was just 12 men
Mary and Joseph had normal sex and Jesus was born. Again This Bishops were given almighty privilege to re write history by Roman empire. So the immaculate conception was added to make it look grander. Jesus was a healer well known for travelling to Egypt,India to further his knowledge of healing from the gurus before he came back to Jerusalem an advanced healer but his tricks soon got him into public eye and the Pharisees

Original weed. Baba pass it abeg