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Nigeria is truely bleeped

[quote author=VicYo post=79480226][/quote/]see Benz everywhere

Nah Di's rubbish u wan unboxfirst unbox ur brain

Am I a yahoo boy

Am I a yahoo boy?

monitor lizard been killed by a farmer in my neighborhood today...the thing is still alive self...pepper soup things don set....lala I dedicate this to u

Semtu:
Your Huawei t100 doesn't run any Google app?

it doesn't bro I don't no wat to do

my huawei tl00 dosnt even support Google so no wahala ...but anybody wit idea of what I should do should pls speak up

fox26:
Do one thing. Return to the shop you bought it quickly. If its a stolen phone it means there's something hidden in that phone and they are about to catch.

Second plan is to flush it. Its easy bro. Put it in the chamber and flush it quickly then pick it up behind the bathroom. It will be good as brand new, thank me later brother.

no bad blood bro u are a stupid person I can't possibly blame u for displaying it

pls gurus in the house my phone huawei tag tl00 does not support Google play services. pls what should I do as I cannot use my gmail anymore and I can't access Google play store...pls assist me

finally my area for abj don enter nairaland.....I feel so happy

evil1:
make i thank u now. thank u smellysperm

lmao two mad people

LuciferJehovah:
So why is yours already in three digits?

*spits

body count in 3digits....lmao just kill me with laugh u here

MariaLavina:
Sir, you have no choice as this matter is concerned. You are no longer in the position to make any decision , you have been tied into an agreement stronger than paper works and events. Seek the counsel of an Elder for you are a married Man already.

lols not me abeg ...

Samshumy:
Bros lemme tell you confirm truth. Any girl wey you marry, you are doing her a favour. So marry anyone you feel like at any time and make sure you have total control over this particular girl if you wanna marry her including her phone password if there is any

u talk sense for here ooo....but I no get any plans to marry DAT girl ooo

simpleAg:
Chai nwanne you try ooo immediately she bring out ring and ask you to put it just give a good story about your family traditions before you can give anything like that, u go think of better lie wey she self go fair, no allow anybody push u do anything u no want ooo a lot of unwanted children Dey street Dey suffer.

One babe like that in the middle of d thing when I was about to *** she just ask me to wait wait I thought she wanted me to change style or something then she asked me do you love me? I said yes, then will marry me? I said only God has d final say I am just a small ink on a paper, she come say uhmmm... ok promise me you will never leave me? and you will marry me no matter what? (all these while my thing still dey inside) I just tell her make I land first she say no, make I comot am she say no, there I just tell myself guy use ur bring ooo.

I just don’t know why 9ja babes mostly see sex like if a guy have it with them na must he suppose marry them after Dem still go collect money do hair, buy cloth etc

My advice guy just tell her one better lie ooo, most of them don’t want d truth, although some dem are very kind and good but extremely few, if you’re not ready forget about the blood thing ooo no allow one fake man ** come dey use that one they enter u collect money all in the name of braking one covenant.

nice one...thanks

Samshumy:
Why the matter dey pain you like this? Na you be the girl?

hahahahaha bros e tire me...

LordKO:
Believe you me, I don't see how the OP is at fault and, as such, I don't see how she will succeed in harming him in whatever evil she may nurse against him. Every relationship must not automatically lead to marriage. And loving someone doesn't automatically mean falling in love with the same person or having a justifiable reason to remain in love with the same person forever. The only thing about love I know is constant, and should be constant for any sane person, is loving others selflessly - of course, selflessness doesn't mean absence of conscientiousness.

It's unfortunate that most people don't like to volitionally assume responsibility of their personal lives, actions and inactions. A person (man/woman) whose intention of entering into a relationship with another is solely marriage (there's nothing wrong with such intention), should communicate same to the other party beforehand and set a limited time frame to stay in the relationship, so that if it doesn't work within the set time frame, s/he takes a walk without demonizing the other person in any form - there's nothing wrong in losing honorably. Those who fail to lose honorably will always lose dishonorably or disgracefully - small-minded people (greedy, self-centered and selfish people in this regard) never like to lose honorably. Entitlement should neither be mistaken for expectation nor equated to good.

So a woman (or man) should be discerning enough to know when she is a girlfriend of convenience or not, although the best thing always is for both parties to periodically tell each other what status they hold in each other's life - expectation.

Unassumingness is gold.

tank u bro

MissRaine69:
See what vagina does to people’s brains?
You are so fcked
When is the wedding please? I need to start getting my dress made.....

lols very soon but definitely not with her

issylarry:
Guy u dey rough handle her,person pickin..lol..she was only been proactive.u tink say u get sense abi. .u wan use n drop her bfre u reach busstop..she knws wat she want and she feels u shud let go if u aint seeing d future with her.but if u do see future with her u will tk d ring


Modified
D girl na mumu,so u gave him ring means he will marry u,at dz stage ladies shud know wen a guy is into u n we he is not



To u Op
So because u feel all girls are crap means u shud f*ck d hell out of her.Even if u no go marry her ,still help her manage her t.o.t.o..

I still wonda y toto is part of tonto dicke's name

In all plz guy change ur mindset dere are still lady of integrity and virtue.dey are just hidden and hard to find.

lols I feel am being misunderstood by u...am not a bad person and she is not stupid either

Johncables402:
Why don't you open your dirty anus to him,?. . Idiot.

mehn Di's guy day vex...lmao

QueenSekxy:
This is the reason some of you are inside bottle today.
Leading a girl on without any intention of marrying her.
You are damn wicked, tomorrow, you will open your filthy mouth to scream evening paper.

y are u in sefere pains ....are u the girl

IamD18:
You love her in a totocial way.

lol

good evening nairalanders I will just go straight to the point I need advice as am really confused right now. ..there is this girl am seeing for a while now, we were always confessing love to each other although I don't really feel anything for her except the sex that am getting... fast forward to today. she came around after being away for a month due to her work...so we did the same process, have sex so after the first round we were discussing and she asked if I truly love her of course I said yes. so second round will b sure...she now brought a ring that I should put it on her finger I was scared at first so she insisted and I did it... she now said if I will marry her...now it became creapy and weird she now we are married ...I did not say anything.. but in d course of the second round I noticed blood on the condom I now asked if she was on her period she said no I asked y was she bleeding she said I was rough on her....so guys am really confused because am suspecting vodoo here.... is it possible for d bleeding to b normal pls I need answers...

FortuneDeGreat:
You are very stupid, what has afonja got to do with what is going on in far Europe? You better refrain from being a constituting a nuisance.

u must b an afonja ...Di's is exactly how they behave...go and cook your soup with broom and don't mention me again

Liverpool fans are not violent people... they should check well it might b afonja skull miners just saying

Liverpool fans are not violent people... they should check well it might b skull miners just saying

DAT girl go here am....Di's one go fit sleep while on duty... no wam sha boys for street go help am

KingAzubuike:
This salah is an overhyped bunch of shìt. He is just Willian part 2. Same style, same kick and follow gamepla Willian is a bit better sef.

William is better abi?? how many goals does he have salah us over rated but he is d highest goal scorer in the premier league.....to knock u day hungry me

Chimaokigwe:
See this one, PDP is teaching Abians a bitter lesson and you're here yapping nonsense. Better go and meet Abians that Ikpeazu is punishing severely.

y is DAT u r d only one complaining anyway if d state is too hot for u just leave

Chimaokigwe:
Stop asking foolish questions this morning. Which nation?
You lot voted Ikpeazu, what did you expect? Abeg shut up and pay.

a pained APC fellow... I can feel your sifia pains