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luminouz:
Ginaz!!!! U dey hear so? 2017 is our year ooooooo! No dull am.....babe!

amicable09:
Just because I'm 32 doesn't mean I cannot write epistles. When I was younger I never travelled home, I just got this revelation of recent and decided that at 33 I'll have a different thread.

Bear with me.

amicable09:
So, I finally conquered shame to do this. If you're like me with this kind of desire, whether searching or found, please come in let's plan for the year ahead.

It's no longer news that next year we'll be plus 1 and our biological clock is ticking really fast, we're not even getting any younger. Everyone's been asking when I will get married and I know I'm not alone in this. I need to settle down as a matter of seriousness. To do this, I have looked at the season we are in and came up with a list that will help single ladies like me to walk down the aisle with their Prince in shining armour or shining monkey coat , suit... All join.

Ready to tie the knot?
Here's the checklist:
*Travel to your hometown :
If you haven't done this already and you're still in the city by this time, run home! Have you not heard that it is only a yeye person who repeatedly do the same thing and expect a different result? You've been in the city since January till now yet no serious bachelor is on your case, it is time to leave that zone down to where things are happening. Put aside your fear, nobody will kill you and if they do, remember, 'something must kill a man!'

* At the first crow of the co.ck, Jump up!
Don't tell me the cold is too much, harmattan is not foreign to us and don't you dare say you're not an early riser. No excuses! If a silly co.ck decides to crow at 2am, then that's wake up time. Stand up, move out, and start sweeping the village. The village, not your father's house. Village first! The old women are watching.

* Greet Everything and Everyone in &out of sight
Nothing like 'I don't like to greet people'. Stop that attitude! Many people have greeted strangers and got solid husbands from simple 'Good morning Sir/Ma'. It will open doors for your pre-wedding photos, don't say you weren't told!

* Be on the Lookout!
Don't sit at home.
'I am an introvert! I am an introvert!' Really? Wipe your mouth. There's no such word in the vocabulary of prospective brides. Places to Go? Stadium. That's where they go. I mean men them. Church/mosque. You'll meet their parents. Parties. You'll meet their siblings. Don't dull yourself my sister.

* Run Errands
If you fail in all the others, don't fail in this. In the house (family home) be the housegirl. In the compound, be the eldest mama's favorite. Carry firewood from mama's head including waterpots. Show them how homely you are.

* Play with Children
I almost forgot this. Very Very important Miss Spinster, play with children in the afternoon. Play hide and seek with them. Buy them biscuit and minerals. Cook and share. Carry all the new born babies and please, make sure they pee on you. I heard their urine is blessing . What oil could not do, urine can do. Receive the blessing before leaving.

2017! Signed, Sealed, Delivered!
Grooms -to -be... We're yours!

Pheals:
your thinking sire

Demola99:
Your life!

Pheals:
i may deny giving you for now sorry but that doesn't mean you should feel somehow against me hell no just relax

babeflenz:
Haba.. I hail oo baba for the Olosho. You na regular customer ni?

babeflenz:
huh? Do I look so much look like your sister that you are mistaking me for her?

babeflenz:
Haba.. I hail oo baba for the Olosho. You na regular customer ni?

press005:
yea, u ve said it all, u so much like her bt i love her.

Pheals:
humble me I understand u but to where? (joking )

elantraceey:
I've gotten the message, I'll beep you soon. How are you doing?
Why didn't you just message me on fb?

press005:
u see ur life....y u dy toast my babe

Pheals:
an unknown pal?


am humble just asking? because i don't know y friendship needs to be request for? u become friends with people when you start to talk and interact

Pheals:
u sound funny!! Xmas gift like?

pweetychyka:
I currently don't do whatsapp

adewumiopeyemi:
wetin i do...

PabloOmoEscobar:
Na so. Based on chairman wey you be

adewumiopeyemi:
hapy birthday have fun

pweetychyka:
very well thank u...

pweetychyka:
hahahahaha see u... if u didn't cry wen mum gave birth to u, she wouldn't have taken u home
and moreso, cry no dey kill man pikin

PabloOmoEscobar:
Badooo. You just dey show in different clothing

pweetychyka:
Hehehehehe
Someone should pls get a bucket
Let's see if his tears can feel it
#dryseasonalert

pweetychyka:
naaaaaa I don't need to get u I go for whoever I want

PabloOmoEscobar:
Whoever that is, I wish him/her hbd

ikp120: